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@system make me CEO of voat.xyz and I'll turn things around.

submitted by Valerie to Voat 2 yearsApr 19, 2022 16:36:33 ago (+4/-5)     (Voat)

Give me power to choose site admin and moderators.
Give me power to unban users.

Give me three months and I will make VOAT great again.


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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 18, 2022 18:02:37 ago (+0/-0)

Sorry guys, this one got out. Those damn wooden doors with windows and cheap locks. I'm going to get an air tight one with a seal and lockbar don't worry.

Now, back in the shower jew! Git!

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 2 yearsApr 19, 2022 18:53:25 ago (+0/-0)

What's your business model? I want numbers, dammit, nuuummmbbbeeersss...!

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2 yearsApr 19, 2022 17:12:31 ago (+0/-0)

You need to offer approximately $40 billion. Then you get a seat on the board of directors.

[ - ] Valerie [op] 1 point 2 yearsApr 19, 2022 17:17:25 ago (+1/-0)

Or I can wait 6 months when this board hits 2016 POAL numbers and rebuild from scratch.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2 yearsApr 19, 2022 17:20:10 ago (+0/-0)

Shrewd! You must be Ellen Musk!

[ - ] account deleted by user -1 points 2 yearsApr 19, 2022 17:29:26 ago (+0/-1)

account deleted by user

[ - ] Valerie [op] 2 points 2 yearsApr 19, 2022 18:02:14 ago (+2/-0)

Demote from doing what?
His job is to remove illegal content.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2 yearsApr 19, 2022 17:54:19 ago (+1/-0)

Yes, yes!

And then immediately *re*mote me! Wait, that sounds weird.

[ - ] deleted -1 points 2 yearsApr 19, 2022 17:35:04 ago (+1/-2)

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[ - ] Valerie [op] 2 points 2 yearsApr 19, 2022 18:11:46 ago (+2/-0)

I'm not from boxhammer camp. I'm hiddenlol guy.

[ - ] deleted -1 points 2 yearsApr 19, 2022 18:25:21 ago (+1/-2)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsApr 19, 2022 16:51:21 ago (+2/-2)

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[ - ] Valerie [op] 1 point 2 yearsApr 19, 2022 17:04:04 ago (+2/-1)

Ebola and Jewsbadnews both were banned for inciting??? violence.

I need to see list. All VOAT oldfags will have automatically pass.

[ - ] HughBriss 0 points 2 yearsApr 19, 2022 17:33:49 ago (+0/-0)

A list. AN AUTOMATIC pass.

And you want to be CEO.

[ - ] Valerie [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 19, 2022 17:57:10 ago (+0/-0)

Name 3 old goats whom should be banned for ever. Name users tolerated by Putt you hate most.

[ - ] HughBriss 1 point 2 yearsApr 19, 2022 20:29:10 ago (+1/-0)

No, fuck off. And it's "who" not "whom".