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Ey, do soldiers usually run around in camo ski gloves with fingers far to big to fit in the trigger guard?

submitted by i_scream_trucks to LyingNewsMedia 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 09:29:58 ago (+30/-1)     (archive.ph)

https://archive.ph/b3wDy

Asking for science.

I can see it now - a green screen of this fucker riding around on top of an APC only for the FX department to break something showing him riding around his back yard on a little pink tricycle with a nerf gun shooting his boyfriends chihuahua while the boyfriend has a mental breakdown over it... either way, he is as far in the Ukraine as Anderson Cooper was in the floodwater...


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[ - ] Spaceman84 4 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 11:33:20 ago (+4/-0)

He was a linguist. Non combat personnel. He's never shot at anyone.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 3 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 13:34:42 ago (+3/-0)

Imagine a nigger being a linguist. A people who make clicking noises to communicate.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 14:24:01 ago (+1/-0)

nigger clicks twice at you and looks right

you look him in the eye and understand

SQUAD, THEY'RE TWO CLICKS NORTHWEST

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 17:26:49 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 17:29:14 ago (+0/-0)

You know what he WANTS (REALLY) he IS a child.

[ - ] Nein 0 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 15:47:05 ago (+0/-0)

I don't know who he is and I don't care.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 12:53:15 ago (+0/-0)

I do believe the military does indeed wear mechanix m-pact gloves.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 12:49:47 ago (+0/-0)

Someone chain that fucking chimp! Jack kikeSec the sellout can get fucked too

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 09:58:24 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 2 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 09:54:16 ago (+2/-0)

if you cant get the finger into the trigger guard your gun is just metal so those gloves are coming off. im a biker, so i can assure you you can get far skinnier gloves than that that would do the job and im sure real military would have something half decent.

either way, fat larper be larpin.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 3 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 10:37:12 ago (+3/-0)*

im sure real military would have something half decent.

We cut off the last bit of thumb, 1st, and second finger on our dominant hand glove. The rest of the glove generally keeps those bits warm except in extreme weather, and for that, pockets exist (despite what pencil-pushers say about pockets).

Edit: ok those gloves on the nigger are nigger-tier gloves for retarded niggers to nig out with. That's like arctic-level shit that you tie to your jacket and take off pre-fight and hope to shit you don't catch frostbite.

Not saying that he is or isn't an asset or something, just that he's a nigger. Most normal guys will have normal-sized gloves, many are thin leather with those knuckle protectors and sewed-in kevlar.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 11:08:05 ago (+0/-0)

cheers

[ - ] _Obrez 2 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 10:40:26 ago (+2/-0)

Have you ever taken an art course or worked with cameras?

Not being condescending, if you pay attention to the perspective of the shot you can tell the camera's lense is distorting the image from normal human perception, this isn't uncommon for small lenses to be a little convex. His hands are the closest part of his body to the lens his head is the furthest this why his hands appear to be much larger than his face.

Notice the glove's construction, those are combat gloves they have the reinforcements missing from the index finger so it can more easily manipulate the trigger.

Many modern AK models have a pivoting trigger guard so they can be operated with cold weather gloves.

Upon three basis your claims of fake and gay don't meet snuff. I mean no disrespect, I understand the skepticism but in a time of such disinformation I urge you to use more caution in sounding alarms lest we collectively be treated as the boy who cried wolf.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 1 point 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 11:07:32 ago (+1/-0)

Those are combat gloves

and my asshole smells like candyfloss.

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[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 2 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 11:05:45 ago (+2/-0)

thats why im asking the question dumbass.

but this dude is still a fat larper. aint no msnbc reporters running off to ukraine to fight shit.

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[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 11:09:12 ago (+0/-0)

what false assertion you halfwit?

you just described to me a situation where the triggerguard magically disappears for 'reasons' you didnt actually respond to big ass gloves in small ass hole.

off to bed with yer.

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