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Easter Miracle

submitted by TheSpiceMelange to whatever 2 yearsApr 18, 2022 21:49:28 ago (+4/-2)     (whatever)

Went to lunch with the family Sunday, restaurant was connected to a casino.
Remark to the family about the degenerates spending Easter in a house of vice.
After eating I walk to the roulette table and place a single bet on red, for the blood of Christ. It hits.
I'll be donating the proceeds to my church. Take the fight to the devil.


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[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2 yearsApr 18, 2022 22:24:42 ago (+0/-0)

Full disclosure Im an atheist and Im very much against gambling.

Even if your church is not a disgusting woke church full of shitlib clergy, your action is still wrong.

Gambling is wrong because it is wasteful, inefficient behavior for a society to engage in. This is because people who make their living off of gambling produce no useful work. Societies which ban a lot of unproductive pleasure seeking behaviors (muh dopamine hits) are more efficient, more prosperous societies.

Some will say its because God doesn’t like gambling, but really its because its an unmeritorious way to distribute wealth. If you had lost, some casino dirtbag would profit from your labor. Nations should distribute wealth based on merit, i.e. economically productive behavior. Morally strict nations are economically efficient nations.

Im glad it worked out and hopefully your church is full of right wing fanatics.

[ - ] TheSpiceMelange [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 18, 2022 22:29:01 ago (+0/-0)

Helena replied to one of MY posts... Wow <3

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2 yearsApr 18, 2022 23:08:05 ago (+0/-0)

What? I can’t tell if youre serious.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2 yearsApr 18, 2022 22:40:12 ago (+0/-0)

account deleted by user

[ - ] GoatsAdvocate 0 points 2 yearsApr 18, 2022 22:18:24 ago (+0/-0)

You cast judgment on others who could be doing the same as you claim to do.

You aren’t any better.