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Everything gives blood clots now

submitted by albatrosv15 to whatever 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 07:26:58 ago (+49/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 21:46:30 ago (+0/-0)

Owwwmaigoooowaad!!! Wutteryooo affrayyduh needilz! Jess getttit arreddy jaysusssssuhhhh!

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 16:43:13 ago (+1/-0)

Blood clots and heart attacks. What ever could be causing them to increase in frequency so suddenly?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 21:52:19 ago (+0/-0)

Putin induced climate change

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 16:04:29 ago (+0/-0)

What do you call ten niggers gathered at a street corner?..........

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 21:52:59 ago (+0/-0)

Target practice

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 22:31:30 ago (+0/-0)

No, a “blood clot”. Duh. But yeah, what you said.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 15:20:01 ago (+2/-0)

I'll have three "blood clots" scrambled,with hash browns and a side of bacon. Thank you.

[ - ] watts2db 0 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 14:07:17 ago (+0/-0)

except the poison jab

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 3 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 12:57:53 ago (+3/-0)

Everything DOES cause blood clots.

(Brought to you by Pfizer)

[ - ] deleted 7 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 12:29:50 ago (+7/-0)

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[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 3 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 13:00:54 ago (+3/-0)

They've been doing all kinds of stuff to us. Childhood vaccinations, fluoridated water, food preservatives, artificial colors, pharmacological drugs, etc., etc. This shit has been going on well over 100 years.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 13:29:37 ago (+0/-0)

I mainly drink booze and avoid the water so hopefully I've been safe from that fluoride shit!

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 14:28:20 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like a solid plan.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 16:06:16 ago (+0/-0)

Beer is 95% water. I’ve had six already today! Stella.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 17:22:23 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 15:29:23 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] VigourousJackson 0 points 3 yearsApr 18, 2022 13:13:15 ago (+0/-0)

yeah everyone has the virus now, and it can be activated through cell/wifi (doesnt need to be 5g, remote controlled routers can be reprogrammed to broadcast various pulsed waveforms)

[ - ] patchCodeUnsuccessful 1 point 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 15:50:52 ago (+1/-0)

My wife and I haven't gotten the vaccine.

She's developed free roaming clots that we are constantly breaking up with massage therapy. Docs say don't do this. Anyway, there are several things that we as a society don't do that much any more that would facilitate the increase in clots.

One beer will dilate the veins releasing several allowing the body to break them and reabsorb them (Drinking has decreased).

Going outside and hanging in the sunshine increases vitamin D. Vitamin D thins the blood making it easier for the calcium in clots to be dissolved out of the veins. It also assists with storing the calcium into the appropriate locations like the muscles, nerves, and bones.

Sitting on your ass also creates blood clots. It was well documented pre coof that sitting on your ass all day created clots in the legs. Given the rise of people unemployed for an extended period of time, and shuttered away indoors one would expect that a shit ton of TV was watched.

So, even if you didn't get the clot shot, there's going to be significant factors in the development of clots.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 yearsApr 18, 2022 00:14:44 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] VigourousJackson 0 points 3 yearsApr 18, 2022 13:11:10 ago (+0/-0)

yeah i feel shitty after they lay down a big chemtrail spread, and also when it rains and bring those chems straight down

[ - ] Stonkmar 0 points 3 yearsApr 18, 2022 13:25:54 ago (+0/-0)

You know they found Covid in wastewater, right?

[ - ] fnbs 5 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 11:53:58 ago (+5/-0)

I actually heard a PSA advertisement on the radio the other day for the first time in my life claiming blood clots are a normal part of life and we should all get screened for them....

[ - ] RepublicanNerd 3 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 13:51:35 ago (+3/-0)

Just like heart attacks, even young fit men and children can have them.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 16:05:04 ago (+0/-0)

And strokes. Anyone can have a stroke.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 21:49:38 ago (+0/-0)

Especially kids 0 to 15! It was well documented on the CDCs update yesterday.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 2 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 11:53:31 ago (+2/-0)

Anything but admit the truth.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 13:01:20 ago (+1/-0)

The truth is anti-jewish.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 16:07:28 ago (+0/-0)

Actually, the truth is jewish. Jews are behind everything. That is the truth.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 16:12:44 ago (+0/-0)

Oy vey; we are going to have to send you to a reeducation camp so that you can learn to be happy!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 21:50:15 ago (+0/-0)

Climate change or putin?

[ - ] scholarandrogue 1 point 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 11:29:06 ago (+1/-0)

poisoning the well. just like children can have heart problems

[ - ] Typhoon8 7 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 09:30:08 ago (+7/-0)

Except gene therapy injections

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 10:21:00 ago (+0/-0)

Who Is Gene?

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 21:46:55 ago (+1/-0)

He's a hack, man.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 13:27:50 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] GloryBeckons 12 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 08:46:06 ago (+12/-0)

It's a real mystery how nobody noticed this problem in 10,000 years of chicken domestication, until now.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 6 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 08:42:18 ago (+6/-0)

It's not the eggs........

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 07:39:30 ago (+2/-2)

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[ - ] quaintarrow303 3 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 10:45:17 ago (+3/-0)

its an apron you retarded faggot haha.

[ - ] account deleted by user -1 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 10:47:35 ago (+1/-2)

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