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I'm in Hell after becoming post wall.

submitted by Trumpman1488 to AskUpgoat 2 yearsApr 17, 2022 04:10:45 ago (+5/-4)     (AskUpgoat)

I just hit 66 years old recently and I just look like shit, no woman gives me attention at the bars anymore. They barely even look at me! If it wasn't for the missus I would be an incel loser like one you guys! How do I cope with this? Should I buy a sports car or hot rode or something?

-Cheers


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[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 6 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2022 05:56:42 ago (+6/-0)

Why are you 66 years-old and going to bars? I used to work in bars and it depressed me because White people shouldn't be imbibing. It's degenerate and a bunch of chemically depressed, escapist people socializing is sad.

[ - ] diggernicks 5 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2022 10:00:25 ago (+5/-0)*

No wonder you're such a crybaby bitch wannabe internet tough guy LOL

[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2022 10:56:09 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Trumpman1488 [op] -1 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2022 13:59:10 ago (+0/-1)

Eat shit, millennial faggot.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2022 15:59:46 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Trumpman1488 [op] -1 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2022 16:40:17 ago (+0/-1)

You hit the wall at 25? 😂

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2 yearsApr 17, 2022 17:16:38 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2 yearsApr 17, 2022 21:49:40 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah...dude clearly didn't. High school glory days.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2 yearsApr 18, 2022 10:45:00 ago (+1/-0)*

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[ - ] TankTinker 3 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2022 05:45:42 ago (+4/-1)*

I would be an incel ..

Yeah I'm an "incel" except I do not live in my parents basement since they shunted me out of the family home long before this, as well when I tried make friends with babes they treated me like one anyway .. there is an upside, no one here tells me what to do or what not to do, no one mouths off at me and no one curses or slanders, all of which were daily occurrences in the family home .. when I was in the service and went back on leave, I got "what do you keep coming here for no one wants you" from my 16 yr old sister .. that is the kind of thing I mean, it don't happen in inceldom give it a try :)

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 2 yearsApr 17, 2022 11:38:33 ago (+1/-0)

... you forgot to mention you are an avid collector of child pornography.

[ - ] TankTinker 0 points 2 yearsApr 18, 2022 00:08:42 ago (+0/-0)

No contest ..

[ - ] jg 0 points 2 yearsApr 19, 2022 00:36:20 ago (+0/-0)

Uhh, you're 66 years old. You aren't supposed to be picking up women in bars. You should be retired, getting visits from your grandchildren, and spending your time on hobbies. Learn hunting, fishing, golfing, woodworking, or gardening. That's what the 60 year olds I know spend their days doing.

A sports car isn't going to make you more attractive.

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2022 04:53:28 ago (+2/-0)

Dude, just tell yourself you're playing hard to get, which is why you are oblivious to those enticing smiles from those gorgeous chicks, and by the time the realisation has sunk in that you've been kidding yourself you'll be ready to die so it won't matter any more.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 [op] 1 point 2 yearsApr 17, 2022 05:09:08 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks paul, good advice!

[ - ] MAGANDN 0 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2022 08:32:18 ago (+0/-0)

Is it so easy to lie to yourself like that and actually believe it? Wow man I'd say go find a Filipina who would be happy to fuck and suck you. It's not hard just go there and yes most people would consider you a DOM (DIRTY OLD MAN) but the only one that matters is the one that will ride your cock until the fucking cows come home.

[ - ] SaneGoatiSwear 2 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2022 04:45:43 ago (+2/-0)

HGH and lift, at your age why not. I plan to be a roided beast in my 60’s

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2022 06:03:24 ago (+3/-0)

It's a great plan, but your body may not agree with it. I'm in my late 40's and I shoved some big 230 lb.,30 year-old Mexican asshole around the train a few months ago and now I tore something in my shoulder and have to get surgery eventually. The only way you see 99% of those workout guys in their 40's, 50's and 60's looking all ripped and acting super-enthused about working out like that is when they're on roids and HGH. I find now that cuts and injuries take twice as long to heal now as when I was in my early 30's and believe me I was an all-natural beast. Didn't get sick at all during the entire Coronahoax until like 3 months ago when I got a mild upper respiratory infection.

[ - ] MAGANDN 1 point 2 yearsApr 17, 2022 08:35:56 ago (+1/-0)

I'm in the same boat after having kids later in life and gaining a shit tone of weight. I was always a beast and started my family at 36.now I'm 20 lbs overweight and barely work out cuz my wife and have to flip flop child care and these young ones don't let you do anything.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2 yearsApr 17, 2022 21:48:38 ago (+1/-0)

I have two under 5...I feel your pain. The only time I can lift is after they're all in bed around 9pm.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2 yearsApr 17, 2022 10:54:23 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Trumpman1488 [op] 2 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2022 05:09:30 ago (+2/-0)

Roids shrink your dick and fuck up your brain.

[ - ] SaneGoatiSwear 4 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2022 05:47:01 ago (+4/-0)

So does being 66, at least you’d be ripped

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2022 21:46:49 ago (+0/-0)

The outlook I'm taking.

[ - ] Monica 1 point 2 yearsApr 17, 2022 12:00:00 ago (+1/-0)

"hot rode"

Buy a spell checker. Women love that shit.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2022 09:14:15 ago (+0/-0)

Yes. Chicks dig hot rodes!

[ - ] beece 0 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2022 08:15:15 ago (+0/-0)

Get a workout buddy and workout every morning. Eat a zone diet: ie, 4 ounces meat, balance low glycemic carbs and healthy fats. If you are going to drink beer, make it good quality stuff and pound some water first.

I was at the store and the Spaten doublebock Optimator was in stock there. Holy shit, I didn't refrigerate the first one while sitting out in the afternoon sun (reading "The War Path: Hitler's Germany 1933-1939" by David Irving), that it tasted sweet. After I'd finished it, didn't need a second beer.

https://irvingbooks.com/xcart/

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2022 21:52:15 ago (+0/-0)

Spaten Optimator
Makes me miss beer...damn that stuff is fantastic.