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[ - ] iamthelightning 2 points 2 yearsApr 16, 2022 06:38:55 ago (+2/-0)

lol

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 2 yearsApr 16, 2022 05:03:30 ago (+2/-0)

Katie Clark sobbed. Her infant son would never roll over. Never raise his head on his own. Never play baseball or go to prom.

He would never meet other milestones most parents eagerly await, either, such as building a snowman, riding a bike, healing from his first heartbreak or saying “I love you” to his mom.

He will never shoot a stolen Glock while holding it sideways, impregnate a baby momma for the eighth time, drive a Dodge Charger, eat watermelon, buy meth with a stolen EBT card, or collect welfare.

[ - ] derpfroot 2 points 2 yearsApr 16, 2022 03:49:42 ago (+2/-0)

"shit dat baby up. I be playin' muh Xbox."

[ - ] Sholyhit 1 point 2 yearsApr 16, 2022 08:22:46 ago (+1/-0)

It was just a 12th trimester abortion. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 1 point 2 yearsApr 16, 2022 08:24:08 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah. Those seem more and more common.

[ - ] StealthNinjaTaliban 0 points 2 yearsApr 16, 2022 13:49:15 ago (+0/-0)

basketball americans

[ - ] Boyakasha 0 points 2 yearsApr 16, 2022 07:00:55 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck stupid animals, win stupid prizes.

Toll paid.

[ - ] 2017Fallout 0 points 2 yearsApr 16, 2022 04:26:11 ago (+0/-0)

The title doesn't seem to describe the linked article

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 5 points 2 yearsApr 16, 2022 04:29:11 ago (+5/-0)

Sure it does

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsApr 16, 2022 03:34:11 ago (+0/-0)

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