Knot my chimney - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Knot my chimney
submitted by Centaurus to Mildlyinteresting 3 yearsApr 15, 2022 10:10:04 ago (+21/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] I_am_baal 1 point 3 yearsMay 2, 2022 20:51:45 ago (+1/-0)

"And ze nazis tied knots into zer smoke stacks as if to mock us vith ze absurdity. Zay even turned our bones into bricks just because they thought it was funny." - some jew regarding the holocaust probably.

[ - ] lord_nougat 13 points 3 yearsApr 15, 2022 10:26:26 ago (+13/-0)

It's not even connected to the building!

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 3 yearsApr 15, 2022 10:27:41 ago (+3/-0)

Only the mafia is connected. Word.

[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE 9 points 3 yearsApr 15, 2022 10:28:18 ago (+9/-0)

OY VEY, NOT ONLY DID THEY PUT US IN OVENS, THEY MADE US DIZZY WITH THE SWIRLY CHIMNEY!

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 5 points 3 yearsApr 15, 2022 13:48:53 ago (+5/-0)

Oh GAWD! And tha trumpets, neva fuhget tha trumpets!

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 6 points 3 yearsApr 15, 2022 10:19:49 ago (+6/-0)

Okay that's pretty fucking chill! Which African American did you steal that from OP? God knows we'd never have the talent to build something like that without negro help.

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 5 points 3 yearsApr 15, 2022 10:26:36 ago (+5/-0)

They didn't mention the race of the apprentice chimney maker, just that he was an avid jogger, a teenager and a gud boi.

[ + ] WhiteCollarCriminal

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 3 yearsApr 15, 2022 10:39:40 ago (+2/-0)

I'm sure he was an engine-ear with talent like that! Or soon will be after some RAYSIS cop shoots him!

[ + ] FalseRealityCheck

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3 yearsApr 15, 2022 17:16:10 ago (+0/-0)

Well, it can't be a nigger because they dindu nuffin....

[ - ] ruck_feddit 4 points 3 yearsApr 15, 2022 14:10:53 ago (+4/-0)

Santa: "Fuck that house"

[ - ] WordSalad 3 points 3 yearsApr 15, 2022 11:50:43 ago (+3/-0)