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Helena has now filed for divorce, I am crushed!

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 13:59:35 ago (+14/-5)     (whatever)

Apparently I have no 'staying power', and my personal hygiene is 'severely deficient'. I just went from happiest man in the world to the saddest :(


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[ - ] account deleted by user -3 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 15:25:40 ago (+0/-3)

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 17:02:14 ago (+0/-0)

The chick that played Al's wife is a jewess.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 17:05:45 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 17:08:59 ago (+0/-0)

FACT: Christina Applegate is NOT a jewess, but she did have her tits removed, and now has MS :(

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 21:53:33 ago (+0/-0)

So you're gay....

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 22:27:20 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 23:32:41 ago (+0/-0)

You obviously don't get the humor....

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 15:59:51 ago (+1/-1)

She's not worth it bro, I'm surprised she took a break from bouncing on my dick long enough to even give you the wrong idea.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 16:36:33 ago (+5/-0)

Ew. You wish freak.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 16:52:14 ago (+0/-0)

HAW HAW! YOU TELL 'IM, GURL!!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 17:02:32 ago (+2/-0)

You must be accumulating so many bro points rn. Awesome.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 17:12:59 ago (+0/-0)

I just do it for the lulz

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 16:07:54 ago (+0/-0)

You could have WARNED me I was making a huge mistake, 'BRO'..

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 16:18:57 ago (+0/-0)

You could have figured it out for yourself. 😏

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 17:07:05 ago (+0/-0)

Who's next to ride on this train?

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 17:09:51 ago (+0/-0)

She is already back with PremeditatedAnal. Do you see a pattern?

[ - ] dulcima 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 18:29:22 ago (+0/-0)

You guys, you.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 19:31:43 ago (+0/-0)

CRUSHED, I am. At least my cat still loves me, I think..

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 19:54:01 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 20:39:45 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks, fren...everyone else is MOCKING me.

[ - ] Jewfed9000 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 20:22:26 ago (+0/-0)

She’s coming over to my house later. 😏

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 20:39:22 ago (+1/-0)

I am so OVER HER!! Wear that shit out, cuz.

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 22:44:42 ago (+0/-0)

Does that mean you get half of what the other 45 guys are paying in alimony?

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 15, 2022 16:39:00 ago (+0/-0)

My lawyer has advised me not to talk about it anymore.

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 16:03:50 ago (+1/-0)

Who keeps the kids? I have a jew that would like to buy them.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 16:07:17 ago (+0/-0)*

we were only married 21 hours :(

[ - ] natehiggers 3 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 14:07:17 ago (+3/-0)

I really thought you two kids were going to work out.

[ - ] CHIRO 3 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 14:32:50 ago (+3/-0)

You guys sure think about Helena an awful lot. We've got a midday clapback post to a post about Helena from yesterday.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 4 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 14:36:41 ago (+4/-0)

Oh, we go waaaay back.

BTW, you are one of my fave commenters here, very high IQ.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 14:47:04 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 14:59:04 ago (+0/-0)

I would put him in my sauna

[ - ] CHIRO 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 14:53:03 ago (+0/-0)

Ah, I see. 'Old Voat' way back?

Thanks for the kind words. I appreciate it.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 14:58:35 ago (+2/-1)

Yes and yes. DAMN, I really miss OldeVoat, altho Poal did step up to the plate.

[ - ] CHIRO 1 point 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 15:01:58 ago (+1/-0)

Ye Olde Voat

I also miss it.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 17:32:56 ago (+2/-2)

Lol poal smokers can't help but simp.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 19:28:17 ago (+0/-0)

we are a shameless lot, it's true...juss suckin the chink dick 24/7.

[ - ] account deleted by user -4 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 15:09:20 ago (+0/-4)

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 15:14:47 ago (+1/-0)

My anus is tighter than a tick's

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 20:09:06 ago (+0/-0)

Kek, throw her a compliment, and she melts. How very typical.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 23:40:52 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Systemisgay 4 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 14:07:31 ago (+4/-0)

That was fast

[ - ] natehiggers 4 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 14:12:45 ago (+4/-0)

Love is a fickle thing

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 3 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 14:31:32 ago (+3/-0)

I'm pretty sure she only did it for the gibs

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 0 points 3 yearsApr 15, 2022 13:25:30 ago (+0/-0)

Thats cause she a dirty HO fool. I told u I caught her behind the circle k with two niggers and a clown getting railed like a locomotive. But you STILL bought her that arby sandwich...

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 15, 2022 16:35:24 ago (+0/-0)

She said if I bought her a sammich, she lemme lick da sauce from de roast beef

[ - ] xmasskull 8 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 14:09:50 ago (+8/-0)

Used goods,no one will want her after Anus_Expander, did just that.

[ - ] account deleted by user -4 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 14:25:43 ago (+1/-5)*

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 3 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 14:30:46 ago (+3/-0)

I WILL DESTROY YOU

[ - ] account deleted by user -1 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 14:38:32 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 21:34:29 ago (+0/-0)

Apparently, these two are available. Good luck!

https://files.catbox.moe/ytlj4t.mp4