The new $20 - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Dear Account Holder,

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Account XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-4511: $0.05 USD

Please be aware that your balance of $0.02 USD is subject to maintenance and storage fees, which may be affected by your outstanding balance of $2,402.24 owed as of the date of this message.

To avoid additional penalties, including government-mandated garnishment of your account balance of $0.01 USD, please make a payment of no less than $82,038.12 by the end of this month.

Your current outstanding balance has been noted as having a negative balance of -$320,883.84.

Thank you for your business,
Avi Silverstein
Customer Relations
Bank of Kike

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 1 point 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 05:11:26 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you for your timely response in the above matter.

Kindly release my $0.01 USD forthwith, or I shall pass this remit to your underwriter Rothschild, FangStein, Glopnik and Goy.
Kindly, Some P Smuck.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 4 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 15:13:38 ago (+4/-0)*

Ben has a look like his teenage daughters nigger prom date just rolled up.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 4 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 13:37:37 ago (+4/-0)

The ironic part about this is that they are planning on a new $20 with a useless sheboon depiction.
https://files.catbox.moe/23m13c.jpg

Fitting I guess since the $20 will be as worthless as a nigger sheboon.
https://www.qwant.com/?client=opensearch&q=%2420+tubman&t=web

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 5 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 14:27:33 ago (+5/-0)

I will draw a monkey on every one of those that passes through my hands

[ + ] Steelerfish

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 18:47:33 ago (+1/-0)

I bet the niggress Tubman will steal half of all my snorted coke that passes by her face.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 19:21:13 ago (+0/-0)

I gave that shit up 20 years ago. Primarily because I got tired of getting ripped off with shitty coke.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 14:34:37 ago (+1/-0)

It will only be worth $12.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 13:16:21 ago (+1/-0)

Fucking criminal. Jews need death.

[ - ] Buffalo_fart_the_V 0 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 22:44:55 ago (+0/-0)

That was the first time I've seen one of those. I never hold high numbers in my wallet anymore.

[ - ] mattsixteen24 0 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 20:28:15 ago (+0/-0)

That's not too bad. I was afraid it was going to be that black lady.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 10:46:19 ago (+0/-0)

sheboon

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 20:13:26 ago (+0/-0)

I cant wait for the thousand dollar bill

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 18:58:06 ago (+0/-0)

Ok where's the new $100 bill? Seriously, a $500 or $1000 bill is looooong overdue.

[ + ] Prairie

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2022 01:25:10 ago (+0/-0)

There used to be $100,000, $10,000, $5000, $1000, and $500 bills: https://www.investopedia.com/6-famous-discontinued-and-uncommon-u-s-currency-denominations-4773302

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 17:12:55 ago (+0/-0)*

Hey, there's another face in the white part. Ooooo, this is gonna be good. I know one of you fuckers know what it is and have isolated and enhanced it.........

I'm so dumb

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 19:13:35 ago (+0/-0)

kanye

[ + ] RMGoetbbels

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 20:23:58 ago (+0/-0)

I really think it's Schlomo. I can see the nose and receding hairline but can't quite make out the rest. Once you see it...........

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The new $20 submitted by con77 to ClownWorld 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 11:56:48 ago (+41/-0) (files.catbox.moe)https://files.catbox.moe/unkf3x.webp

The new $20
submitted by con77 to ClownWorld 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 11:56:48 ago (+41/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/unkf3x.webp