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I Have Never Done Crowdfunding/E-Begging Before

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 08:47:06 ago (+17/-8)     (whatever)

Guys:

I’ve never had a crowdfunding page or whatever, but I generally care about people and so should you.

There are people that need our help the world over—be it regarding poverty, disease or other things.

There are so many ways we can devote our time and money to helping our fellow human beings. Things like Poverty, Education, Cancer, Diabetes, Orphans….if your heart was in the right place, you could easily write 100 checks a month and be dead broke trying to address them and make the world just a little bit better.

With so many larger charities receiving much attention and funding, I’ve decided to take champion those with Mental Illness. I mean, a man just yesterday who was not receiving services he needed lashed out and shot a bunch of people on a Brooklyn subway. We failed him.

However, mental illness presents in many forms and in many, different populations. I want to address a form that I am very familiar with, unfortunately. It affects the mostly the demented elderly. I’m referring to the chronic form of Poal User Stalking Syndrome, or, simply: P.U.S.S.—C.

If we can help those suffering with their socially maladaptive, constant need to stalk men across other messageboards, it will greatly benefit them and add to their quality of life in their last, useless years.

I will let you know when our Patreon is up. Please donate. For just a few dollars, you can help an elderly faggot with no life find a real friend, for instance.


8 comments block


[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 11:11:24 ago (+3/-0)

Man give it till this evening this is going to be copied and pasted everywhere now.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 4 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 10:17:52 ago (+4/-0)

So well written that I would donate even if it was just going to buy you lunch.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 16:46:29 ago (+1/-0)

Hell, i'd even personally pay some bitch to make him a sammich of his choice ...

[ - ] MichaelStewart 2 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 10:02:46 ago (+3/-1)

This guy from Queens consistently posts great content

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 11:19:23 ago (+2/-1)

He blocks people who hurt his feelings. This is antithetical to being a goat.

[ - ] Goatslayer -2 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 10:21:00 ago (+1/-3)

OP is another bigot on Voat begging for handouts. Hopefully OP eats a bullet.

[ - ] TrannyHunter -1 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 10:33:27 ago (+0/-1)

He's obsessed with poal.co

[ - ] GoldenAgeWhen 3 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 09:55:09 ago (+4/-1)

Oh man, someone downvoted this... way to prove op right.