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Mosquitos

submitted by Jiggggg to whatever 2.1 yearsApr 12, 2022 22:04:01 ago (+5/-0)     (whatever)

It's that time of year again where I get covered in mosquito bites. Living in a swampy area doesn't help, I guess. I hate that OFF crap. It does work but then you are covered in this film of chemicals.

How are the mosquitos where you live?


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[ - ] WordSalad 2 points 2.1 yearsApr 13, 2022 01:08:33 ago (+2/-0)

Beware of the Bill Gates grabbler mosquitoes

[ - ] Panic 2 points 2.1 yearsApr 12, 2022 22:26:46 ago (+2/-0)

Blue Ridge Mountains. No mosquitoes, ticks, fleas or gnats. Nice.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 12, 2022 22:42:55 ago (+1/-0)

That sounds nice. Good for you, dude. Need a neighbor?

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 12, 2022 22:43:59 ago (+1/-0)

What about niggers?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2.1 yearsApr 12, 2022 22:10:29 ago (+2/-0)

They get bad here, I quite literally live in a swamp. Fortunately for me, they either hate me or I can only feel them when they suck on my face.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 2.1 yearsApr 12, 2022 22:44:59 ago (+3/-0)

If you like garlic, eat more, they don't bite people who eat a lot of it. I don't tolerate it well.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 12, 2022 23:17:34 ago (+1/-0)

I eat garlic, but not really excessively. My wife tells me I should eat more garlic, but I just tell her to back off with her garlic breath.

[ - ] Jiggggg [op] 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 13, 2022 00:50:52 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you!

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 12, 2022 22:43:38 ago (+1/-0)

SE Virginia. They get pretty bad, but my neighbor let their pool become a still pond. Remember, they do not come from moving water. The Winter had a few more freezing days, so hopefully they will be less this year. I've bought some commercial insecticide spray that helps a lot.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 13, 2022 01:46:40 ago (+0/-0)

Buy or build a bathouse.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 12, 2022 23:09:11 ago (+0/-0)

They’re starting to come out. About the time they drain the rice fields it becomes a living hell. I won’t use OFF either.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 12, 2022 22:25:44 ago (+0/-0)

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