Always insist on a makeup-free first date - Upgoat

I have a 20-something granddaughter that is naturally beautiful, but she is obsessed with make-up trying to look like the thots on instagram. She doesn't like it when I tell her she is putting on a disguise with all that fake-up.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 9 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 19:02:28 ago (+9/-0)

I tell my niece that does that same thing that pretty girls don't need all that makeup. Only ugly girls do. And here's the video proof of that.

[ + ] Empire_of_the_Mind

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 6 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 22:08:28 ago (+6/-0)

"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?"

Because they're ugly and smell bad

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 02:34:18 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] ToNigIsToNog

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 2 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 21:09:32 ago (+2/-0)

I hate the insta thot look
shiny and whorish so you don't see all the mudsharking they've been doing

[ + ] x0x7

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 22:18:35 ago (+1/-0)

Set me up with her. I'll get that make up off. I've gotten girls I've dated to ditch makeup before. All you have to do is tell them how really beautiful they are without make up on, because that's all they really wanted to hear (from a guy, not their grandpa), and the make up disappears, they are happier, and the guy dating her is happier if he likes the way women look naturally (which if he's not a faggot he should).

[ + ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 0 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 23:15:54 ago (+0/-0)

they all do it. they show their 'transformations' on tiktok and i swear every last one (except for the one in this vid) looks ten times better in the 'before' part without the full makeup than with. it's unbelievable how delusional they are thinking they made themselves look better.

[ + ] shitface9000

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 11:08:39 ago (+0/-0)

My 20-something daughter rarely wears makeup and gets complimented routinely.

[ - ] Fascinus 9 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 18:24:20 ago (+9/-0)

MP4 mirror: https://u.smutty.horse/mgqclnolrbf.mp4

[ + ] OoklaTheMok

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 1 point 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 18:35:25 ago (+1/-0)

Hey man, can you please tell how to change a .webm to a .jpeg on catbox. Sorry if this is a dumb question as

I'm not very computer literate when it comes to shit like that. Thanks in advance, Fascinus.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 10 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 18:46:23 ago (+10/-0)

First you have to delete System32...

[ + ] OoklaTheMok

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 5 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 18:54:21 ago (+5/-0)

Thanks! Hey, wait a minute...

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 19:05:00 ago (+4/-0)

No problem :)

Here's a low-tech method that you can use to convert webm files to MP4. The same method can be used to convert webp to jpg:

https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=61aaef79debcd

[ + ] OoklaTheMok

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 1 point 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 19:35:25 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks again. I even had that link upvoted. lol I saved it. There is a lot of good info on that post and

was exactly what I was looking for, even though I wrote the question wrong. Jesus, I even surprise myself

with the idiocy that I spew on occasion.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 19:23:39 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] SteppingRazor

[ - ] SteppingRazor 1 point 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 22:17:56 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you

[ - ] xmasskull 7 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 18:02:44 ago (+7/-0)

Damn,she/it is coyote ugly.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 4 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 20:56:46 ago (+4/-0)

From meth head to tranny. Impressive.

[ + ] Epictetus

[ - ] Epictetus 2 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 07:16:19 ago (+2/-0)

She's actually a married mom of 5 white kids and had some kind of rare medical issue during a pregnancy that caused her teeth to come out.

[ - ] Jewfed9000 4 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 20:13:44 ago (+4/-0)

Makeup is fucking rape

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 20:12:47 ago (+3/-0)

Holy shit thats scary.

[ + ] account deleted by user

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 20:50:35 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] frankenham

[ - ] frankenham 2 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 21:11:29 ago (+2/-0)

Either she swapped out or teeth seriously make that much of a difference in people's appearance.

I'm going to start tugging on women's teeth before taking them home from now on

[ + ] Jiggggg

[ - ] Jiggggg 3 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 21:44:04 ago (+3/-0)*

The contouring she's doing with the makeup makes a huge difference on camera. It really looks bizarre when you see someone wearing it in person though. Anyway, that's how they make their noses look like they're shaped differently, cheekbones more defined, etc. It's all light and shadows, same stuff that professional makeup artists do to actors for movies. With the right lighting, you can make someone look completely different just by painting on shadows and highlights in the right places. Using the same contouring technique for "regular" makeup first got really popular with the Kardashians and then all the online makeup people started doing it.

[ - ] carnold03 2 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 23:15:17 ago (+2/-0)

Don't let any kids you raise in coal country drink the well water. Going makeup free wouldn't have saved this woman's husband. Check out the interview she did last year. Apparently, she's married with several kids and claims health problems left her like this after she started having kids.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 16:54:52 ago (+0/-0)

Yikes! I have never heard of pregnancy doing this to women

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 22:35:23 ago (+0/-1)

You believe in a globohomo mind washing traitorous cult

Get the fuck out

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 18:45:41 ago (+2/-0)

I always go makeup-free on dates.

Or I used to all those decades ago when I still dated.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 19:42:56 ago (+2/-0)

I absolutely knew for a fact you were going to say those exact two lines.

[ - ] Version6 1 point 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 09:03:18 ago (+1/-0)

Make up is the first lie taught to women.

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 05:14:29 ago (+1/-0)

Pop'em out momma
Let's ROLL them gums.....

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 23:32:55 ago (+1/-0)

Master of disguise.

You'd chew your own arm off in the morning not to wake it up after a mistake like nailing that.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 22:33:33 ago (+0/-0)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=thF1BTP8FIQ

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 19:56:43 ago (+1/-0)

I would be really curious to know the story that led a 20-something girl to have dentures. She probably had value at some point.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 4 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 20:31:30 ago (+4/-0)

Gotta go with meth on this one. Wrecks your teeth apparently.

[ + ] JewNitedStates

[ - ] JewNitedStates 5 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 20:35:57 ago (+5/-0)

Yeah, that's fuckin' meth.
The teeth aren't even the biggest giveaway. Fuckin' straight up goddamn methamphetamine zombie.
She looks just like the tweakers back home flippin' blowjobs for a 5 ml shot.

[ + ] frankenham

[ - ] frankenham 4 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 21:13:00 ago (+4/-0)

Part of the reason she looks that way is without teeth your jaw becomes weaker and the gums will start to move in and change the shape of your face, especially making your cheeks suck in

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 05:52:57 ago (+1/-0)

or bulimia. The self-induced puking wrecks teeth...stomach acid.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 16:57:26 ago (+0/-0)

Someone has posted a link to her interview above. Apparently, it wasn’t meth, it was pregnancies that made her lose all her teeth

[ + ] GoatsAdvocate

[ - ] GoatsAdvocate 1 point 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 20:10:59 ago (+1/-0)

20s? Lol

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 22:18:26 ago (+2/-0)

She may not look it, but I will bet she is. Getting road hard and put away wet will do that. Her behavior and use of tiktok puts her age there as well. I will go farther to say early twenties.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 16:49:24 ago (+0/-0)

Dude, you sound retarded. She is obviously in her late 30s.

And, rode* hard. FYI, but in this sentence, it should be ridden hard.

Anyway, the woman is definitely 100% in her late thirties. Get your eyes checked.

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 22:25:28 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, I used the wrong homophone. I still don't think she in her thirties. The same thing that fucked her teeth, aged her prematurely.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 23:45:58 ago (+0/-0)

Bruh, someone linked an interview here. She had her fourth child at 31, a few years ago! So yeah, definitely mid to late thirties like I thought.
And apparently, her pregnancies were what made her lose all her teeth.

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 23:55:47 ago (+0/-0)

Pregnancy causing her to lose all her teeth? Really? Babies sucked the calcium right out of her because she is lactose intolerant, right?

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3 yearsApr 15, 2022 11:18:03 ago (+0/-0)

That’s what she claims. She says it’s because she “dIdNt go to the dEnTiSt”.
This is the first I have heard of anyone losing their teeth due to pregnancy.
Though my mother says she knew an older woman in her youth who told her to make sure to drink milk and have cheese because pregnancy could make one lose her teeth.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 19:26:06 ago (+1/-0)

All that work, and still looks like shit.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 10:37:04 ago (+0/-0)

she's not my type anyway. She wouldn't pass muster no matter what she put on.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 02:43:35 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 23:34:19 ago (+0/-0)

I passed the age of dating somewhere around twelve years ago. No fucking way am I going to treat some roastie that nuked her marriage(s) and left her kids for no reason other than boredom to a free dinner.

Sorry, they don't get infinite do overs.

[ - ] Jiggggg 0 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 21:38:13 ago (+0/-0)

Whoa. Whoa!!!

[ - ] RedBarchetta 0 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 21:16:03 ago (+0/-0)

Fightening.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 0 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 21:04:41 ago (+0/-0)

theres a man and a woman in ths video. im not joking. those are literally two different people.

[ + ] TheViciousMrPim

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 0 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 21:27:57 ago (+0/-0)

I think it's a grandma/grand daughter switch

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