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Absolutely and and permanently patrolled. Anon at his finest.

submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 10:28:42 ago (+71/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/uh5lo8.jpg

That typo has me considering seppuku. Too bad we can't edit titles @system


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[ - ] Mestizospic86 -1 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 15:50:51 ago (+0/-1)

So Chad is a black guy?

[ - ] BitterVeteran 0 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 11:52:17 ago (+0/-0)

That's not a 'typo'.

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 14:00:22 ago (+0/-0)

You can edit titles.

[ - ] dan_east 0 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 15:34:47 ago (+0/-0)

Fake as FUCK

[ - ] Metanoid 0 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 15:45:23 ago (+0/-0)

Moves out parent house a month ago.
Cant handle noise after week 1. Buys huge amp within a few days. Eecords a few days. Lets say its only week 3 by now. Begins observing. Notices every friday has friends over. At least week 5 or 6 if not later. Will execute plan end week 6 or 7. Weds early execute. Dad strokes it to her moans. Never sees Chad again so at least week 8 or 9. Never gusy over either. At least week 9 or 10. Las news shes on antidepressants. Week 16+ of last month.

Everybody clapped.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 16:51:41 ago (+0/-0)

This is how I operate. This is the way.

[ - ] Jewfed9000 0 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 17:19:00 ago (+0/-0)

Incel revenge fantasy. Sad.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 0 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 21:01:19 ago (+0/-0)

fake and gay

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 0 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 00:35:52 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds fake as fuck, but still worth a laugh or two. LOL.

[ - ] absurdlyobfuscated 0 points 3 yearsApr 13, 2022 02:57:35 ago (+0/-0)

I would have gotten some earplugs, but that works too.

[ - ] o0shad0o 1 point 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 14:37:06 ago (+1/-0)

I don't think think that was such a bad bad typo penis.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 22:07:59 ago (+1/-0)

Dad still pays for roasties rent because part time Cafe job doesn't pay enough to live in the area she's accustomed to living in and is waiting for you to be a man and support her.

[ - ] SenpaithatFriendzonesyou 0 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 23:59:07 ago (+0/-0)

Now isn't that the truth. Though when the finally get the full time real job, they burn out from it and quit working entirely.

[ - ] Sheitstrom 1 point 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 23:01:21 ago (+1/-0)

be him
37-year old nerd incel
kicked out by mom and decides to tell people he's 27
lives next to 76 year old single widower who lost her husband like most tenants
has fantasy about living next to woman and her boyfriend
furiously faps to imagined sounds of dream woman copulating
is frustrated cuck who has no prospects even in fantasy
decides to get even
imagines humiliating fantasy woman in front of parents
everyone claps
forever alone

[ - ] Hermes 2 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 14:02:06 ago (+2/-0)

sounds fake and gay

[ - ] WorldsEndFriend 3 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 15:14:01 ago (+3/-0)

Sounds so fake... Would his recording of them through the wall be good enough when it's played back through the wall for the dad to recognize the voice? If they liked each other to rut loudly every night would something like their parents being shocked they were sexually active be enough for them to separate? Idk

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 17:49:08 ago (+0/-0)

Wut, youmean you have never clearly heard lyrics been sung in a song when it's cranked right up oon good quilty speakers from anothe rhouse/ room.?
And Depends if chad is yelling her name and telling her how she is such a slut .... Lol.

[ - ] ShitAlt 4 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 10:34:33 ago (+4/-0)

LMAO classic.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 4 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 12:58:00 ago (+4/-0)

I'd love to believe this actually happened.

[ - ] Jiggggg 9 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 10:58:58 ago (+9/-0)

I like the typo. It makes it sound like you're so excited to share this that you stutter

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 10 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 11:45:29 ago (+10/-0)

I want to believe

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 24 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 11:11:02 ago (+24/-0)*

Then , everyone in the apartment building clapped.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 17:47:54 ago (+0/-0)

Fapped then clapped ....