When my firstborn was about 2 , my wife left me alone with the baby for the first time so she could go to her pt job . I was on the phone , saw my daughter on the floor hands to her throat. Drop phone , scoop up baby , not breathing. Took 3 attempts , finally a damn dime comes flying out of her mouth.
[ + ] Her0n
[ - ] Her0n 5 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 06:20:48 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] yesiknow
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[ + ] xenoPsychologist
[ - ] xenoPsychologist 1 point 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 14:31:52 ago (+1/-0)
yeah, i get that sometimes ya have to stretch it a bit to make the joke.
[ + ] SirNiggsalot
[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 08:14:01 ago (+1/-0)
My heart breaks for that kid , and the parents.
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