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I was on vacation in Germany, and I woke up with a gnarly hangover. I was staying in an apartment complex and I walked outside to go about my day. Everyone I walked by kept throwing me Roman salutes and saying my speech was really great the night before. I had no idea what they were talking about. I look down at my phone and evidently I sent a mass text to every contact in my phone that said, “The jews suck. Love, Dingbat xoxo”. I started to panic, as my contacts included all of my bosses and clients, some of which are jews. I continue walking and keep getting accosted by admirers of my speech. I say to an admirer, “I’m sorry, but I have no idea what you’re talking about.” He took out his phone and showed me this public television broadcast that I had hosted about the real final solution to the JQ that’s had never been accomplished. At the end of the show, I delivered a persuasive, passionate speech about how this time is now to band together. As I was watching myself talk on his phone, more people gathered around me and were clapping and chanting loudly…..and then I woke up lol. Maybe this happened because I watched that Montel Williams episode about “Holocaust revisionists” last night.