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Fatass explains why he loves ordering food from doordash

submitted by Systemisgay to KEK 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 18:45:19 ago (+28/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/4xh20z.mp4



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[ - ] Clubberlang 14 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 21:28:52 ago (+14/-0)

when he's on the grind playing video games

🙄

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 7 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 22:09:03 ago (+7/-0)

Exactly what I picked out. Playing fucking vidya is a real grind. It is literally what people do to relax after a real grind. Fucking loser.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 3 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 23:22:50 ago (+3/-0)

I guess, unless your job is playing video games.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 3 points 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 02:59:52 ago (+3/-0)

Even professional competitive gamers are almost never fats. That's how much fats suck, they can't even play vidya very well...

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 17:26:45 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah I don't know what they eat though or if they work out. I mean I know some do train as part of a team. I think some of those guys just have high metabolism. Makes 'em all energetic and skinny despite eating take out and junk. Of course most pro gamers are also <30 years old, and a lot of people can get away with eating shit at that age.

[ - ] CHIRO 5 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 23:44:49 ago (+5/-0)

When the clip was over, I thought nothing he said was necessary. I could have gathered it all. He loves Doordash. He loves the city because there's tons of food. He loves how easy it is to get food while he's gaming. He loves when they'll leave the food at the door so he doesn't even have to walk downstairs and interact with a human being for 15 seconds. He loves all kinds of food.

If you'd asked me to write a profile for this man based on his appearance, I would have surmised all of those things.

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 12:55:52 ago (+0/-0)

Worthless fat loser who games all day.

[ - ] Systemisgay [op] 3 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 21:29:53 ago (+3/-0)

Because he’s a fatass

[ - ] Jewfed9000 1 point 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 01:58:18 ago (+2/-1)

How this fat chink pay the bills in commiefornia?

[ - ] goatfugee12 1 point 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 07:21:57 ago (+1/-0)

he's quite wealthy, he plays video games "professionally"

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 22:18:04 ago (+0/-0)

Hooowyyytee!

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 02:25:55 ago (+0/-0)

I think the word you're looking for is L.O.S.E.R!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 22:17:41 ago (+0/-0)

Nah it was along the lines of fucktard

[ - ] SocksOnCats 6 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 21:51:01 ago (+6/-0)

I’ve used food delivery services twice in my life. Both times it was shit. The food was cold and clearly didn’t travel well. I sure as hell would not order sushi from one of these services.

And on top of that the costs are absurd. Delivery fee plus tip? Nah. Total pass. If I want take out from some place I will absolutely get it myself.

Better yet I’ll just make my own food.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 23:24:22 ago (+2/-0)

^

...curries also rifle through your food with their dirty fingers they just scratched their asses with, pinch your chips and spit on your meat.

They also cant use google maps and end up several doors down from the location requested aswell.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 5 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 20:15:07 ago (+6/-1)

I would never ever order from a third party delivery. Hell not even pizza. I'll go get it.

It doesn't make any sense to me to pay like 30% or more for an order.

Get off your damn ass. No excuse to allow this shit.

[ - ] dingbat 6 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 20:21:52 ago (+6/-0)

Agreed!!! Just like those tards who circle the parking lot to get a closer space. Walk your ass into the store!

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 22:10:35 ago (+3/-0)

I don't know who I hate more, the people who use shoppers to pick their groceries or the faggots that park in the pickup spots and then walk in.

[ - ] Yargiyankooli 5 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 23:50:58 ago (+5/-0)

Fuck the pickup spots

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 15:55:52 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck the pickup spots for sure, but also, why does anyone but a lazy fuck need to break a rule to park near the store. Fucking niggers are always "stopped" (read parked) in the fire lane. I hate niggers.

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 13:01:04 ago (+0/-0)

It doesn't make any sense to me to pay like 30% or more for an order.

Not condoning the behavior and a lot of things seem to make sense when you're high as fuck. Especially "not driving" and "food".

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 2 points 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 11:02:34 ago (+2/-0)

What an estrogen pumping lardass.
If they were trying to make me physically ill when I think of doordash , they were wildly successful.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 3 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 23:48:05 ago (+3/-0)

"I live in one of the most crime ridden, toxic, highest cost of living and shittiest people in the country because I like the food. You can't get food anywhere else."

I hope some Crip nigger stabs him in the dick and rapes his flabby corpse.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 3 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 23:46:47 ago (+3/-0)

Why do so many fatasses call themselves foodies? We all like food. We all like some foods. You aren't selective, you inhale food.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 08:23:21 ago (+2/-0)

Right came here to complain about the same thing. I don't think you are a "foodie" if it's all takeout food.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 20:17:11 ago (+3/-0)

Very soon, if not before, these worms will not exist. If the pro-flab sloths had to heat with firewood they would perish because with a woodstove there's no relaxing.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 09:58:00 ago (+1/-0)

I have a wood stove and I love relaxing next to it to read as my night winds down.

I guess I’m just efficient at maintaining my heat source now. When I first started using it the adjustment period was rough, took forever to keep up with the wood I needed, not anymore.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 00:51:03 ago (+2/-0)

I thought this was a tongue in cheek joke video, but turned out to be an ad by doordash lmaoo

[ - ] Ironcrusader88 1 point 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 22:15:15 ago (+1/-0)

The only reason why you should ever use such a service if it’s late at night and your too tired to cook or if you don’t have transportation to a restaurant or wish to treat yourself something nice.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 23:28:26 ago (+0/-0)

I don't see it as morally any better or worse than getting it yourself. It's not like driving is exercise. Practically, if you can manage it, it's better for the quality and delivery time of your food to get it yourself.

A lot of people ordering are drunk/high and/or don't have a car, so I see the availability as a good thing. Booze delivery should also be allowed to cut down on drunk driving.

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 02:56:02 ago (+3/-1)

drunk driving should not even be a crime. No victim no crime. Drunk crashing should be a severe crime

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 04:01:03 ago (+1/-0)

During my late-night commuting from uni I can certainly tell you that drunk drivers cause major problems without crashing, or crashing in such a way as to only hurt their vehicle while being able to still get it home.

I can't imagine how someone who doesn't pay as much attention to the road as me would react to some of the situations I've been put into due to drunks.

Operating any machinery while not in a proper state of mind, high/drunk/exhausted/etc, simply shouldn't be done. Any time you need to extend your power via a machine should require great forethought and care, not getting high and drunk and hoping you "do ok" enough not to kill someone.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 10:06:24 ago (+1/-0)

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

How about public hangings for people who crash while drunk, even if they only hurt their own property?

America won’t go back to that.

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 20:15:50 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE 0 points 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 11:07:21 ago (+0/-0)

"I don't want to call myself a foodie, but I do like different types of food."

That has to be one of the stupidest statements I've ever heard.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 01:54:01 ago (+0/-0)

On a scale of people who buy door dash to demon faggots where ranks the lowly nigger?

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 11:03:18 ago (+0/-0)

Below demon faggots