Welcome to Dallas airport! Here's a gay robot to annoy you and order you around in a lispy fag voice. - Upgoat

Welcome to Dallas airport! Here's a gay robot to annoy you and order you around in a lispy fag voice.
submitted by big_fat_dangus to ClownWorld 2.1 yearsApr 9, 2022 14:03:11 ago (+30/-1) (vidmax.com)
https://vidmax.com/video/212156-black-mirror-dallas-airport-now-has-a-gay-robot-checking-to-make-sure-your-mask-is-on-informs-police-for-violations

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[ - ] MichaelStewart 8 points 2.1 yearsApr 9, 2022 15:39:52 ago (+8/-0)

I will never fly again.

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[ - ] deleted 5 points 2.1 yearsApr 9, 2022 17:30:14 ago (+5/-0)

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[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 2.1 yearsApr 9, 2022 21:35:39 ago (+2/-0)*

Basically I think it's a good time to learn to fly. That way if you have to go somewhere you can. It's expensive. Probably slower than commercial unless you're loaded. You have to stop for fuel. Not that I know a shitload about aviation, but I know some people that manage it that are not super wealthy so.

I really wish there was some way to pay twice, maybe 3 times what commercial costs and fly out of a small airport and not have to be around niggers. But AFAIK, there's not. It's 150 each way or 5000 bucks an hour; no in between. First class does very little for me. I don't want to go very far, and the time on the plane doesn't bother me. It's really getting to the shithole airport, getting through security, being in the airport with the public, and boarding that I hate.

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 9, 2022 21:55:36 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] PotatoWhisperer

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 10, 2022 00:24:40 ago (+1/-0)

Also I don't have a spare half million dollars to just buy a plane. I actually have no idea what a small prop plane costs, that's just my ballpark assumption.

You can get a Cesna for ~$150k, source: craigslist.

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 10, 2022 03:46:47 ago (+1/-0)

I know people (well vaguely know) that have gone in like 4 guys on one plane. I don't think they were really using it for travel, though, but just for enjoyment.

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 10, 2022 00:25:25 ago (+1/-0)

Haven't flown since the TSA got instantiated. Fuck that shit.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 10, 2022 15:48:35 ago (+1/-0)

Same...I used to love it, but fuck..

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.1 yearsApr 9, 2022 17:21:01 ago (+3/-0)

DISASSEMBLE!

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.1 yearsApr 9, 2022 21:13:42 ago (+2/-0)

Johnny5 is ffffaaaaaaboulousssss

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 3 points 2.1 yearsApr 9, 2022 16:19:28 ago (+3/-0)

Oh great now we get fisto from fallout but IRL now

[ + ] Jewfed9000

[ - ] Jewfed9000 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 9, 2022 17:29:30 ago (+1/-1)

Please assume the position.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 10, 2022 00:22:37 ago (+1/-0)

Looks like it probably just plugs into the wall. So, just go up to it and unplug it. What are they going to do? Arrest you for unplugging a device?

[ - ] meffmouff 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 9, 2022 23:35:40 ago (+1/-0)

It's not just a gay robot with a faggy lisp voice. That's a gay robot with a faggy nigger lisp voice. Even in when they try to sound human and are piped through the speakers of a stupid robot you can tell it's an ape.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 9, 2022 21:12:31 ago (+1/-0)

The comment section is gold

[ - ] Psychicrussiaspy 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 9, 2022 19:37:57 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck flying ! Leave it to the niggers and fat bitches

[ - ] CHIRO 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 9, 2022 14:55:18 ago (+1/-0)

(robot voice) "Can you please spread your legs and place your hands inside the yellow circles?"

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 5 points 2.1 yearsApr 9, 2022 15:00:16 ago (+6/-1)

I am a meat popsicle.

[ + ] CHIRO

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 2.1 yearsApr 9, 2022 19:34:04 ago (+2/-0)

Haha. My favorite line to quote is by the robot bartender: "You wan some more?" I still use this one today. The whole movie is quotable as hell.