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Any suggestions on what weapon I should equip him with?

submitted by Centaurus to dogs 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 10:49:10 ago (+36/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 19:32:39 ago (+1/-0)

Bigby’s giant hand

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 11, 2022 20:52:49 ago (+0/-0)

I think that is a spell and not an item. Nice choice, though.

[ - ] deleted 7 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 11:50:10 ago (+8/-1)

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[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 18:01:12 ago (+1/-0)

The Merciless Cringe Leggings.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 4 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 12:42:33 ago (+4/-0)

Flaming Sword of Perrocles

[ - ] 2Drunk 4 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 11:18:31 ago (+4/-0)

Bees that shoot out of his mouth when he barks!

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 3 yearsApr 9, 2022 17:29:31 ago (+1/-0)

Zyklon B so he stays parasite free

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 13:03:50 ago (+2/-0)

GRABTHAR'S HAMMER!

[ - ] oldblo 2 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 15:58:43 ago (+2/-0)

I want to know what he looks like. Was there ever any depiction you know of?

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 15:59:08 ago (+1/-0)

That would be HERESY!!!

...probably.

[ - ] RadMoth 2 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 12:58:37 ago (+2/-0)

Used to have a Springer Spaniel / Boader Collie mix equipped with a Franchi SPAS-12.

Sweet dog.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 2 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 12:16:37 ago (+2/-0)

Frost hammer

[ - ] shitface9000 2 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 11:41:03 ago (+2/-0)

Rocket launchers, front and back

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 13:08:25 ago (+2/-0)

Twin rear rocket launchers, give that fire hydrant a surprise.

[ - ] Monica 1 point 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 18:26:51 ago (+1/-0)

The snowballs on it's legs are eggs that spawn more dogs. With each spawn it gains +1 movement speed.

[ - ] canbot 1 point 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 17:41:20 ago (+1/-0)

Suicide vest.

They use them to blow up tanks but you are never taught about that because it is cheap and effective. They don't want to give you any ideas.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 17:46:30 ago (+0/-0)

If you had a character and was able to get a dog, then for sure I would put his ass in the Suicide Vest. After he blowed up real good, and I got that new piece of armor, I would go into town and buy a new best fren.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 17:02:30 ago (+1/-0)

The Codpiece of Cold
-65 Sexual arousal
+15 Aggression

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 16:19:57 ago (+1/-0)

Snowball launcher.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 16:04:49 ago (+1/-0)

Ice breath! Like breathing fire but it freezes the target!

[ - ] oldblo 1 point 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 15:57:50 ago (+1/-0)

An item with charges of a long range spell.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 3 yearsApr 9, 2022 17:50:51 ago (+1/-0)

If you look again, you will notice that he is also wearing the Charm of Eternal Winter around his neck.

+61 Stamina
+45 Haste
+129 Good Boy!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 yearsApr 9, 2022 17:42:33 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Clueless_Enigma 1 point 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 15:50:55 ago (+1/-0)

Equip with the Rear Bumper of Savage Onslaught, a sacred weapon for all true doggos forged from the teeth of a valiant crusader protecting the holy hydrant from the vile four wheeled demons.

Also +10 charisma

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 16:46:27 ago (+0/-0)

Isn't it obvious? He needs a frickin' laser beam attached to his head.

https://youtu.be/M84ELb_Zms4