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Fire at the 4 flat

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2 yearsApr 7, 2022 21:50:19 ago (+34/-1)     (Jokes)

In South Los Angeles, a 4 flat was destroyed by fire. A Nigerian family of six con artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire. A black Islamic group of seven welfare cheaters, all illegally in the country from Kenya, lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished in the fire. Six Los Angeles gangbanger ex-cons lived on the third floor and they died as well. One white couple lived on the top floor. The couple survived the fire.

Jesse Jackson, John Burris, and Al Sharpton were furious. They flew to Los Angeles and met with the fire chief on television. They loudly demanded to know why the Nigerians, Muslims, and gangbangers all died in the fire, and only the white couple survived.

The fire chief said, "Please don't get upset. The reason those two citizens survived was because they were at work."


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