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Get a real job

submitted by big_fat_dangus to Memes 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 09:03:05 ago (+31/-6)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 8, 2022 03:59:12 ago (+0/-0)

i hump scaffold :(

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 12:45:30 ago (+2/-0)

“I program PLCs”

If acronyms don’t count;

“I program computers”

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 13:43:54 ago (+3/-0)

Or
I fist women.

Oh wait thats just a hobby for you

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 14:25:36 ago (+3/-0)

I’m flattered with the level of teenage obsession you have for me.

I won’t fist you though, even if you ask nicely. That was a one time “revenge fuck”. Your envy is palpable though, might want to see to that.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 18:07:31 ago (+1/-1)

Lol seething

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 18:14:15 ago (+1/-0)

Literally following me around to cry about a ragefuck I had over half my lifetime ago.

What a sad way to live, following a guy on the internet because he won’t turn you into a sock puppet.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 18:17:00 ago (+0/-1)

Just give her the hate smash she so obviously craves bro. Take one for the team.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 11:49:29 ago (+0/-0)

Yay. I have a real job. Thanks meme, for letting me know.

[ - ] mikenigger 3 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 11:46:18 ago (+3/-0)

"I do covid tests" - also not a real job

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 11:50:22 ago (+1/-0)

1 word too many.

[ - ] GoAtSIAyEr 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 11:37:01 ago (+2/-2)

As if any of you flyover state idiots have a job.

...oh me? I have a job. 'I make jewposts' - see? Not a bullshit job at all. And if any of you inbred fucks had a real job, you'd be making 0.13 sheckels per post just like me.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 11:32:17 ago (+3/-0)

I make fertilizer.
Bullshit job

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 4 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 10:45:47 ago (+4/-0)

I am a farmer.
That's 4 words. Is farming a bs job?
The logic contained in that post is utter garbage.

[ - ] aleleopathic 5 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 11:24:36 ago (+5/-0)

"I grow food"

There is a lot of truth hidden in this simple post. Basically, it is considering any over-specialized job 'bullshit'.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 11:14:06 ago (+3/-0)

I farm food.

Or you could use a contraction.

[ - ] Had 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 13:29:07 ago (+0/-0)

The top 3 in this retarded image are literally, "I write software". Does that make them NOT bullshit?

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 15:35:39 ago (+1/-0)

The meme is bullshit and weak as fuck. As long as you understand what your job actually is you can simplify your occupation to three words.

This is just dangus doing his point farming/subverting, as per usual.

Don’t take him seriously

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 8, 2022 04:00:11 ago (+0/-0)

the first three dont even fucking know what their job title is.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 12:42:10 ago (+0/-0)

I grow food

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 13:15:13 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 17:58:24 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Glowbright 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 10:02:49 ago (+2/-2)

If your job can be summed up in three words it probably pays just above the minimum wage.

[ - ] aleleopathic 3 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 11:30:18 ago (+3/-0)

Only if it is e.g. 'I make food', 'I stock shelves', or 'I change oil'. 'I heal people', 'I fly [insert aircraft]', 'I drive trucks', 'I sell [insert product]' etc all pay well, and are all non-bullshit per the meme.

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 12:43:15 ago (+3/-0)

I program PLCs

I can make six figures not even working full time.

What now?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 13:44:55 ago (+0/-0)

Lots of free time for fisting. Whoo-hoo!

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 14:25:51 ago (+2/-0)

Repeat time!

I’m flattered with the level of teenage obsession you have for me.

I won’t fist you though, even if you ask nicely. That was a one time “revenge fuck”. Your envy is palpable though, might want to see to that.

[ - ] account deleted by user 5 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 10:00:30 ago (+5/-0)

account deleted by user

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 5 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 10:34:20 ago (+5/-0)

I read memes.

I repost memes.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 5 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 09:45:05 ago (+5/-0)

I fix computers.

Sometimes I add on "for stupid people". Does that make it a bullshit job?

[ - ] ThisGuy 4 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 10:18:39 ago (+4/-0)

According to this meme, if it takes a higher than room temperature IQ, it is.

[ - ] dulcima 13 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 09:27:55 ago (+13/-0)

The irony of Dangus posting this.

[ - ] TheMan 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 09:31:45 ago (+0/-0)

Do they have a job?

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 7 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 11:57:16 ago (+8/-1)

He subverts whites.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 12:41:42 ago (+0/-0)

Holy shit haha