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"B-but I have SEVEN buttons!"

submitted by big_fat_dangus to cringe 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 02:24:30 ago (+36/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/o3l5pn.mp4



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[ - ] Master_Foo 25 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 02:53:53 ago (+25/-0)

Define "Woman"

"Someone who doesn't have enough buttons."

[ - ] Broc_Liath 5 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 06:35:54 ago (+5/-0)

If she wants to be mistaken for male she's not doing herself any favours by wearing her hair long and wearing earrings lol.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 8 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 08:57:20 ago (+8/-0)

It wants attention. That's really all. It doesn't matter what kind or what it needs to do. It just wants everyone's attention and will act out in whatever extreme manner needed to get it.

[ - ] Otter5000 3 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 09:36:25 ago (+3/-0)

Ding ding ding we have a winner

[ - ] SenpaithatFriendzonesyou 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 12:40:21 ago (+0/-0)

Well, she is ugly and she has a terrible personality, so no one wants anything to do with her. He tinder men are not thirsty enough to fuck her, and the mgtow/neo trads know enough to avoid her. So what other options does she have?

And no she will not work out or lose weight, because it's a ham beast and taking effort into herself is not something she will do.

[ - ] Prairie 6 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 08:22:41 ago (+6/-0)

She wants to look like a male that's trying to look like a female but wants to be called a male.

[ - ] TheYiddler 4 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 07:01:01 ago (+4/-0)

She wants to be xe. One of those made up genders.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 11:39:15 ago (+0/-0)

She's surely not Christian.

[ - ] canbot 2 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 12:50:50 ago (+2/-0)

Funny you say that, she goes by Christian. 😅

[ - ] Nosferatjew 7 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 04:27:04 ago (+7/-0)

GAS

[ - ] SaneGoatiSwear 3 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 04:57:03 ago (+3/-0)

Then oven

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 05:51:36 ago (+3/-0)

I think just oven. No gas at this point. It's too humane.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 11:39:59 ago (+1/-0)

A gas oven.

[ - ] deleted 6 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 08:53:00 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 11:01:15 ago (+4/-0)

wait, you’re a man trapped in a woman’s body? How interesting ! Who leads when youre dancing?

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 11:31:26 ago (+1/-0)

I was going to suggest "get a haircut" but this is the right question for the REEE.

[ - ] SenpaithatFriendzonesyou 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 12:36:22 ago (+0/-0)

Damn, they have never danced before so that is some fucking salt right there.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 11:41:16 ago (+0/-0)

No, I prefer, "I identify as someone who doesn't play your games. Respect me."

[ - ] dingbat 6 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 07:38:24 ago (+6/-0)

Am I watching Office Space? She clearly doesn’t have enough “flair”. She should have at least 10 buttons.

[ - ] zr855 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 11:32:21 ago (+1/-0)

First thing I thought of. She clearly wants to express herself.

[ - ] coldsoak 6 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 02:48:35 ago (+6/-0)

Used to be said that pissing someone off was described by the targeted individual as "they pushed all of my buttons". Does this above situation make that easier or harder to do? "I'm trying to push all of your buttons, but there are too damn many of them!"

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 7 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 02:54:51 ago (+7/-0)

Trannies and faggots simply cannot fathom their efforts at attention seeking being ignored.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 4 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 06:35:07 ago (+4/-0)

@Postwallhelena Do you have seven buttons? If not you may be a man.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 10:42:03 ago (+3/-0)

Ja
Ich habe viele Knöpfe

https://files.catbox.moe/0xwhnw.jpeg

[ - ] uvulectomy 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 10:51:36 ago (+1/-0)

Heilige Scheiße, das kann ich lesen... Mein Deutsch is aber immer noch schrecklich.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 10:59:50 ago (+1/-0)

Ich habe kein Deutsch, Ich verwende den Google-Übersetzer. Es tut uns leid!

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 14:16:46 ago (+0/-0)

LĂŒgen! LĂŒgen und Perfidie! đŸ€Ł

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 14:19:46 ago (+0/-0)

Only if I tried to pass myself off as a speaker.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 02:47:26 ago (+4/-0)

What a fucking retarded bitch. I'm thinking all this queer shit is a result of such a high population of it's that nobody wants to fuck. Fags will fuck a rattlesnake if someone holds the head still. It's the only market it stands a chance in.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 11:38:43 ago (+0/-0)

Fags will fuck a rattlesnake if someone holds the head still.
My sides.

[ - ] herbert_west 2 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 07:24:04 ago (+2/-0)

I feel so disconnected from the clown world. It's like a parallel universe merging with ours.

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 11:03:54 ago (+1/-0)

There was a trans F2M working hostess (lol) at the resturante I was at last night. Felt bad for her, she looked like a troll even though she had the frame of a cute face, and despite a testosterone pill dirt stache, masectomy, and guys haircut, still couldnt pass.

[ - ] con77 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 10:32:11 ago (+1/-0)

so manly!

[ - ] TheDivineLight 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 10:15:09 ago (+1/-0)

Needs buttons that says "fat" "ugly" "mentally ill". I'm sure I could get more than seven.

[ - ] RepublicanNerd 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 06:02:50 ago (+1/-0)

Try pressing her buttons and see how she reacts /s

[ - ] Love240 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 03:55:28 ago (+1/-0)

lol, where do you find this trash?

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 08:35:50 ago (+2/-0)

Every man has to have a hobby.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 11:03:24 ago (+0/-0)

Every man has to have a hobby.

Aren’t you jumping the gun? How do we know if he has enough buttons?

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 03:33:20 ago (+1/-0)

Put a penis button on your crotch.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 19:48:21 ago (+0/-0)

How about FUCK FACE ?
That's a good personal pronoun for you

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 14:23:58 ago (+0/-0)

What is it, and why does it collect buttons?

[ - ] BwonsamdiTheDead 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 12:25:52 ago (+0/-0)

Buttons? More like 'collecting mental illnesses' to me.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 11:06:39 ago (+0/-0)

These people are not just retarded, they are mentally sick in a more dangerous way. They should be in an asylum

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 10:10:47 ago (+0/-0)

This organism should be just a designated personal human incubator.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 09:29:10 ago (+0/-0)

Just curious; does each button represent a brain cell?

[ - ] Boyakasha 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 06:32:35 ago (+0/-0)

Feminine hair style. Girly colored ear rings. Feminine style of glasses.

Yeah, totally a man trapped in the wrong body.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 05:04:28 ago (+0/-0)

I don't understand, don't care. Holohoax it and be done with it.

[ - ] NastyNancy 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 05:03:44 ago (+0/-0)

She's obviously mentally ill. Not nice to make fun of retards./js

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 08:38:32 ago (+2/-0)

I wonder if people are being deliberately made mentally ill. It cannot be natural circumstances that there is that many mentally ill people around, many of them in government and other important positions.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 09:33:10 ago (+2/-0)

Yes; yours is a succinct summation of what is happening.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 7, 2022 11:08:32 ago (+1/-0)

Two things are going on. One is a disease or diseases that damage normal brain development. The other is a mass hysteria. I think this young woman is a victim of the hysteria.