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[ - ] yesiknow 6 points 2.1 yearsApr 4, 2022 16:52:36 ago (+6/-0)

It is. They're exactly like monkeys.

I momentarily felt for the driver and thought they'd better drive off and report it themselves. Then a monkey came out from behind the wheel.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 2.1 yearsApr 4, 2022 19:16:09 ago (+2/-0)

His bumper was already gone. He was already in to something with the other monkeys.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 4 points 2.1 yearsApr 4, 2022 19:05:00 ago (+4/-0)

Yet somehow I'm.the bad guy for wanting a White only Homeland

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 2.1 yearsApr 4, 2022 19:25:18 ago (+3/-0)

They just need more socioeconomic opportunities. I think the house next to you should be section 8 reduced rent so they can see what life could be like. I'm sure they will adapt in no time.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 5, 2022 07:46:06 ago (+0/-0)

No doubt

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 2.1 yearsApr 4, 2022 19:14:15 ago (+3/-0)*

1:27 Did a coalburner just come to her senses?

I need sound! You know someone said nigger and had to strip sound to keep from getting cancelled.

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 2.1 yearsApr 4, 2022 16:55:11 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] natehiggers 2 points 2.1 yearsApr 4, 2022 16:53:51 ago (+2/-0)

I mentioned this before but you can take the monkey out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the monkey.

[ - ] xmasskull 4 points 2.1 yearsApr 4, 2022 17:25:41 ago (+4/-0)

It's best just to put lead into the monkey.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 2 points 2.1 yearsApr 4, 2022 18:24:26 ago (+2/-0)

Can we put the monkey back into the jungle?

[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 5, 2022 02:36:57 ago (+0/-0)*

LoL this always makes me laugh. When the idiots see pictures of people chimping put in the US and then pull the same shit in the UK....sorry lads, the long arm of the law is a lot longer in the UK than in the US.

You simply can't get away with that shit here.

If you are wondering what kind of charges they are looking at, it's attempted murder for all of them, 2 directly for attempting to stab the rest via 'joint enterprise'.

This will be in addition to 5+yrs ish for the weapons charge and the drug charges when they raid their homes.

These idiots won't see daylight before 50.

"High impact crime" has an effectively infinite budget.
Meaning this will justify a degree of surveillance that will probably get most of their mates nicked as well.

Not saying you can't commit nutty crime here, but you can't be that dumb about it

Edit: Oh this is in America (why u gotta steal all the names?)...so probably they will totally get away with it 🤣

[ - ] the_noticer 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 4, 2022 21:00:26 ago (+0/-0)

nigger shenanigans never happened under whitey’s watch

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 4, 2022 20:50:07 ago (+0/-0)

Almost 2 minutes of video and no cops just idiots taking video. Fuck me 🙄

[ - ] 86USSLiberty 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 4, 2022 20:46:11 ago (+0/-0)

I’m amazed no monkeys started shooting erratically, missing the other monkeys but hitting someone in the window watching.

[ - ] spasswerk 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 4, 2022 23:38:36 ago (+0/-0)

And that's how it's different from the zoo. The monkeys can only hit you with poop.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 5, 2022 17:35:14 ago (+0/-0)

Sir I bet you one silver dollar that a monkey can be taught faster and better skills with a firearm, than your ghetto nignog.

[ - ] spasswerk 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 7, 2022 00:15:50 ago (+0/-0)

Chimps don't know about the IDF training video with the guy on the cover with the sideways pistol.

If I weren't such a lazy fuck, here is where I'd insert the video of the African soldiers who let a chimp play with a loaded AK. Hilarity ensues.

[ - ] NiggerNiggerZooPals 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 4, 2022 19:39:52 ago (+0/-0)

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