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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 3.2 yearsApr 4, 2022 08:07:24 ago (+2/-0)

A little off on the geo-coordinates but a lot of people retire living on their boats in the Caribbean, more specifically Grande Cayman, a good many float around Jamaica but Cayman is the preferred area. Predominantly affluent, business minded White people keep the islands civilized, Caymans' crime rate is comfortably low basically because niggers are kept in check and cops shoot to kill. Cayman Brac has excellent S.C.U.B.A. and deep sea fishing charters and if you like birds and iguanas there's lots. The only drawback is, and to me it's a vitally important drawback, there's no substantial quantity of fresh potable water, all water is produced through reverse-osmosis using sea water. Food is pricey because it's imported, nothing of significance is grown on the island cayes but because it's a "money dump" and "cash cow" belonging to the British Empire, one that will never secede like Jamaica(Caymans were actually Jamaican territories until 1962 separation, Jamaica was a burden to the Brits but in no way was Cayman, the Brits couldn't wait to cut ties with unproductive territories), Trinidad, Bahamas and Barbados were let loose too.
Didn't mean to detail a recon report but if the world wasn't so fucked up right now I'd be living off a 40ft SEARAY back and forth from Jamaica to Grant Caymans. FYI...don't forget to be well armed because "high seas piracy" is alive and well...my choices are, 50CAL STEYER with multiple magazines,
300WM, SKS 7.62X39 with a couple hundred stripper clips, a 12 GUAGE MOSSBERG 500 PUMP with both slugs and AA BUCK...and 3 sidearm, 2 semi autos, 9mm and .45 1911 models, and a S&W .357mag revolver with 7rnd cylinder...no less than 2,000 rnds for each, you may want extra rnds for the 9 and the .45 so as to plink away for recreation when out at sea. But pirates are a problem and you had better show no fear if and when they show up, also, forget about reporting your encounter if you come out alive and the pirates are all dead because of your defensive use of deadly force...just let them go to the bottom with the boat after you've transferred all their fuel and worthwhile items (that can't be traced back)...secure the bodies and lock them into a compartment below deck and then sink it...the Cayman Trench is 24,000ft deep and the dead pirates will have a lot of company down in the abyss.
I went on for a while because the Caribbean and I have a very special relationship...
LATER FAGGOT.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 3 points 3.2 yearsApr 3, 2022 20:55:06 ago (+3/-0)

Idk. I’d voat for Lake Havasu. A lot hot bitches there in the spring and summer.

[ - ] Ozark 3 points 3.2 yearsApr 3, 2022 20:40:27 ago (+3/-0)

Waste transfer. No more flush and forget.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 3, 2022 20:52:01 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3.2 yearsApr 3, 2022 21:59:32 ago (+2/-0)

Indian River lagoon. It's south east Florida, so you don't gotta worry about weather (most of the time). There's plenty of fish to eat if you put the time in. A dollar goes a long way with energy if you're using sail and solar. Seriously, if I was gonna try to be bout that boat life I would do it in the intercoastal waterways of central to south east Florida.

[ - ] NastyNancy 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 4, 2022 07:43:59 ago (+0/-0)

South Vero Beach is my cutoff point. Beyond that it's niggers and jews.

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 3, 2022 22:32:48 ago (+1/-0)

I’ve heard good things about Eureka Springs, Arkansas. Close to a few lakes, laid back, cheap.

[ - ] Ozark 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 4, 2022 10:09:25 ago (+1/-0)

That's faggot central. Look into the people that told you that it's a good place.

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 4, 2022 11:40:40 ago (+1/-0)

I stand corrected. Thank you.

[ - ] cyclops1771 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 3, 2022 21:20:23 ago (+1/-0)

There are 1000's of lakes in upper MN and WI and MI. Great Lake boating and Great River boating. The area between Eau Claire and LaCrosee has 7 rivers go through it.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 3, 2022 21:42:34 ago (+0/-0)

Then just hibernate like 6 months

[ - ] cyclops1771 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 3, 2022 22:14:42 ago (+1/-0)

Why? MN and WI people do MORE outside in winter months than they do in summer.

[ - ] Panic 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 3, 2022 22:32:21 ago (+1/-0)

Summers there suck. Land of ten trillion mosquitoes. Way worse than Florida.

[ - ] cyclops1771 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 4, 2022 09:03:03 ago (+0/-0)

Just dont go out at dusk and you're fine, or sit by the fire if you do. And it isn't the mosquitoes as much as those damn little fruit fly looking fuckers. Source: lived there for 5 years, worked there for 11 more.

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[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 4, 2022 02:04:10 ago (+0/-0)

Giant fucking mosquitoes?