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Well, now I undertsand why dangus had to skip tlolocaust tonight...

submitted by cyclops1771 to soapdoxbanhammer 2 yearsApr 1, 2022 23:10:57 ago (+27/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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@big_fat_dangus @v0atmage @graydragon


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[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 yearsApr 15, 2022 16:51:06 ago (+0/-0)

I believe this

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 15 points 2 yearsApr 1, 2022 23:18:41 ago (+15/-0)

Well that's something I could've gone without reading. Thanks cy, fucking dickhead.

[ - ] cyclops1771 [op] 3 points 2 yearsApr 1, 2022 23:20:50 ago (+3/-0)

You're welcome!

[ - ] Wahaha 7 points 2 yearsApr 2, 2022 05:41:20 ago (+7/-0)

And then one day, for no reason at all God decided to flood the earth.

[ - ] cyclops1771 [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 2, 2022 11:45:14 ago (+0/-0)

With butter?

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 2 yearsApr 2, 2022 19:17:15 ago (+1/-0)

Cosmic rays; buckle up — it's going to be one hell of a ride.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2 yearsApr 3, 2022 02:20:32 ago (+0/-0)

Pray for unsalted.

[ - ] cyclops1771 [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 3, 2022 11:00:43 ago (+0/-0)

topkek

[ - ] NigsGonnaNog 4 points 2 yearsApr 2, 2022 05:17:41 ago (+4/-0)

He should try cement next

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 3 points 2 yearsApr 2, 2022 09:39:03 ago (+3/-0)

You could say he enjoys being buttered up.

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 2 yearsApr 2, 2022 10:03:23 ago (+2/-0)

He was absorbing that butter directly into his bloodstream.

[ - ] con77 2 points 2 yearsApr 2, 2022 11:00:13 ago (+2/-0)

Needs popcorn 🍿

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2 yearsApr 2, 2022 09:29:34 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 2 yearsApr 2, 2022 01:13:27 ago (+2/-0)

That retard faggot needs an enema.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 7 points 2 yearsApr 2, 2022 01:21:28 ago (+7/-0)

If he could jam a stick of butter up there without it being frozen then I'd wager this isn't the first thing to go there!

[ - ] Nosferatjew 7 points 2 yearsApr 2, 2022 01:36:18 ago (+7/-0)

Nobody starts sodomizing themself with a stick of butter.

[ - ] cyclops1771 [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 2, 2022 11:46:29 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like a man of experience! lol

[ - ] Jiggggg 2 points 2 yearsApr 1, 2022 23:51:34 ago (+2/-0)

.......what the dick

[ - ] Incanus 1 point 2 yearsApr 2, 2022 13:07:03 ago (+1/-0)

so... Unsalted then?

[ - ] scoopadoop 1 point 2 yearsApr 2, 2022 12:11:11 ago (+1/-0)

this is why the aliens won't hang out with us

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 2 yearsApr 2, 2022 10:00:39 ago (+1/-0)

I think OP is trying to butter him up.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2 yearsApr 2, 2022 09:43:38 ago (+1/-0)*

He should try ginger next. It is a form of torture. The sphincter will tighten around it because of the burning and the victim will need to increase the pain to eject it.

[ - ] cyclops1771 [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 2, 2022 11:48:09 ago (+0/-0)

Funnel some tabasco in there.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2 yearsApr 2, 2022 13:27:48 ago (+0/-0)

Gas some jews.

[ - ] cyclops1771 [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 2, 2022 13:38:02 ago (+0/-0)

With tabasco farts! Good call!