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[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 31, 2022 22:16:20 ago (+2/-0)

May it be a death match and they both die.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 31, 2022 22:24:46 ago (+1/-0)

“Let someone else do it”

Dude. Cmon. It’s clown world.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 31, 2022 22:42:47 ago (+2/-0)

Oh, yeah. good point.

I'll deploy the nougat army to annihilate them for you [who are doing nothing].

You are a sad disgrace to the lordship.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 31, 2022 22:54:03 ago (+0/-0)

Identifying cheap rhetorical devices that reinforce morbid optimism and laziness is a titch above nothing.

Just a titch though. Just a little little titch.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 31, 2022 22:56:11 ago (+1/-0)

You're a titch below nothing.

And I once held you in relatively high regard. I am disappoint.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 31, 2022 23:01:00 ago (+0/-0)

Someone will come along and put me in my place.

You should let them do that. Maybe have some salad in the meantime. Take a nap.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 31, 2022 23:03:24 ago (+1/-0)

I have a salad with breakfast most mornings, because I'm weird [and old] like that.

I wish I had time for naps, that would be nice. But someone needs to keep up the fight, and it looks like it's not you.

I am mobilizing the Nougat knights to depose you.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 31, 2022 23:09:21 ago (+1/-0)

You’re gonna need a safety salad to bring in old bananafist.

Yeah… someone… someone else. We’re back at the beginning now. Stop it you.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 31, 2022 23:12:25 ago (+0/-0)

My safety salad is filled with brass and lead and rather old but still effective cordite.

Will that do?

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 31, 2022 23:14:52 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe with a side of safety soup.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 31, 2022 21:50:54 ago (+2/-1)

Oy vey!!! I hope the paper tigers don’t fight in the briar patch!!!