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Bear

submitted by mikenigger to videos 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 09:58:02 ago (+46/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/y83ulx.mp4



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[ - ] Hermes 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 1, 2022 00:32:22 ago (+0/-0)

lol he is do dopey

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 21:49:36 ago (+0/-0)

Of course its russia.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 20:23:45 ago (+0/-0)

I want a damn bear. I know it may kill me but so will most of the shit in my house and all my outdoor toys. It's not fair ☹️

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 20:06:26 ago (+1/-0)

It's so cute there's no way it would maul us to death honey!

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 16:07:57 ago (+0/-0)

They're so cute , until they rip your throat out and eat you.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 20:09:37 ago (+0/-0)

But my video will go viral!

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 13:34:02 ago (+0/-0)

Too much soy in the diet, clearly. Expect to see Bear Soy-Face memes soon.

[ - ] QuasiVoat 3 points 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 12:23:50 ago (+3/-0)

This fucking retard gets maimed if the bear gets excited/scared/annoyed/accidentally puts 10% of his biting force into that hand.

[ - ] FluffyBunnySlippers 3 points 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 12:30:05 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah that is a bad habit to teach a dog, much less a bear.

[ - ] NigsGonnaNog 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 14:21:32 ago (+0/-0)

Can't wait until he shows off his pet hippo!

[ - ] ruck_feddit 4 points 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 11:29:41 ago (+4/-0)

Thank fuck it's a bear and not an old faggot.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 5 points 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 10:59:48 ago (+5/-0)

This bear approves of the denazification of the Ukraine.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 4 points 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 12:29:04 ago (+4/-0)

You can't "denazify" a place that doesn't have nazis.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 12:35:37 ago (+2/-0)

Ukraine had nazis. I don't think they have too many left.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 4 points 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 12:44:03 ago (+4/-0)

Those "nazis" were funded by jew Igor Kolomoisky. Not nazis.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 13:49:50 ago (+2/-0)

Point taken. I guess they are "pretend nazis".

[ - ] Egg_whitey 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 22:29:07 ago (+0/-0)

They're also Slavs so not quite Ubermensch material.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 14:05:46 ago (+1/-0)

I denazified yer mum!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 20:08:44 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 8 points 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 10:27:45 ago (+8/-0)

It shouldn't be against the law to raise and own a bear. Nobody would fuck with you if you had one of them.
They should change the second amendment to allow us the right to bear bears.

[ - ] Splooge 14 points 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 10:35:58 ago (+14/-0)

Niggers are already terrified of most dogs (aside from shitbulls), imagine the berth they'd give you if you came strolling down the street with a bear in tow.

Also, although unsurprising to me, I find it deeply ironic that this encounter (and bears in general) was thousands of times safer than any interaction with your average nigger.

[ - ] Roy_Batty 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 19:17:42 ago (+1/-0)*

Most nogs are also afraid of pretty much any non domestic animal. I have seen them flip the fuck out over a bird getting in a house, and have seen them run terrified from a damned frog. These were not chronological children either, they were full grown adults.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 20:27:07 ago (+1/-0)

They run from street magic

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 21:48:31 ago (+1/-0)

In africa they’re always killing their kids for being witches.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 20:26:18 ago (+1/-0)*

Holy shit you're right. Same with sharks and tornados also. Research would probably show almost everything is safer than niggers.

[ - ] veggy 6 points 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 12:09:50 ago (+6/-0)

where is against the law to keep a bear? I fully support my right to keep and arm bears.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 21:04:10 ago (+0/-0)

It's probably legal in Arizona and Florida. You'd have to get one that's bred in captivity. It's illegal to capture wildlife. But assuming you get it from a legit source, you're probably fine.

Some other states have laws against keeping wild type animals. Sometimes they whitelist the animals you can keep, so they put cats and dogs and some birds on a list and the rest you're not allowed to own.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 20:24:25 ago (+1/-0)

I want a fully automatic assault bear.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 31, 2022 01:06:58 ago (+1/-0)

They should change the second amendment to allow us the right to bear bears.

The right to bear arms and arm bears.

[ - ] natehiggers 6 points 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 10:00:12 ago (+6/-0)

That seems like a really good way to lose a hand.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 10 points 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 10:50:59 ago (+10/-0)

There's no good way to lose a hand, but if I had to choose it'd pick something a little quicker and cleaner than mauled off.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 3.2 yearsMar 30, 2022 11:23:50 ago (+4/-0)

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