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That bitch was so fat she could single handedly capsize the island of Guam by standing on the edge…
She’s never been fishing but she smells like red snapper.
Her death will cause the local buffet to go broke.
All of a sudden there isn’t a shortage of insulin in New Zealand.
Some homeless people can use her dresses as tents.
On the bright side, The local sewage company will have 15% less solid waste every day now…