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My girlfriend and I have this agreed upon comeback in the event where this happens, it's funny as hell you might wanna try it:

Customer: "You should wear a mask!"
Me: "You should kill yourself."

Only had the opportunity to do it once and it was even funnier than when we rehearsed it. I don't know why this cracks me up so much, funniest shit I came up with in a while.