Not recommended for bovine use - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Not recommended for bovine use
submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 14:05:47 ago (+20/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/46hefg.mp4

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 17:32:17 ago (+3/-1)

How are women so quick at immediately turning the camera to their face for their reaction... I swear they have serious narcissistic issues.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 17:41:37 ago (+1/-1)

They all do, no exceptions.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 00:15:29 ago (+1/-0)

.... was it a lesbian teen party?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 23:39:43 ago (+2/-1)

Another snuff film. When your daughter needs stitches I bet there’s nothing funnier. Right?

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 09:23:28 ago (+0/-1)

Cry more, roastie.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 12:17:56 ago (+2/-0)

Cry more, roastie

Is that what you say to your daughter when she skins her knee, because it’s an awesome “own” of a fronthole?

When she cries because some kid bullied her in school, does dad shout “ PATROLLED!!!!” ? Huh?

I’m sure you’re a really great dad though. Im sure you really love your kid. Cool.

[ + ] QuasiVoat

[ - ] QuasiVoat 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 27, 2022 00:13:12 ago (+0/-0)

Honorary Bro, come on now, you know he doesn't actually have a family.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 13:22:37 ago (+0/-1)

Actually we both get a kick out of your desperate, creepy geriatric cat lady posting. Keep on seething, and pour yourself another franzia.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 18:49:42 ago (+1/-0)

I let my daughter see voat.

Either you’re a worse dad than I ever imagined or youre a bigger liar than I imagined.

Im a dog lady and I don’t drink.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 18:53:55 ago (+0/-1)

Whatever you need to tell yourself there. Keep on being the cautionary tale for all women. "Do your homework and eat your veggies, or you'll end up like helena!"

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 19:08:44 ago (+1/-0)

I
Don’t
Believe
You

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 19:12:50 ago (+0/-0)

Who cares?

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 19:17:23 ago (+0/-0)

I guess you do.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 19:24:02 ago (+0/-0)

Guess again.