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[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 3 yearsMar 27, 2022 23:39:29 ago (+0/-0)

"teen"

[ - ] PygmyGoat 0 points 3 yearsMar 26, 2022 16:46:24 ago (+0/-0)

Looks like a beached whale to me.

[ - ] PygmyGoat 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 05:58:20 ago (+0/-0)

Gentile giant
Yeah so giant he couldn’t pull the mechanical harness down where it needed to be to buckle it.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 01:44:30 ago (+0/-0)

I’ve been on dozens of rides like this, and the design of the safety buckles and holsters have always been so obviously shitty and lacking, that I’ve always assumed it was intentional.

It’s so fucking simple to design a seat like that to be impossible to slip out of even if the shoulder brace isn’t buckled in, that there must be a dozen ways to do it.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 00:24:14 ago (+1/-0)

It was a nigger , society took a win on this one

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 02:58:31 ago (+0/-0)

He was just out spreading the word of god and that white amusement park ride killed him. His final words, "I dindu nuff'n."

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 20:53:16 ago (+1/-0)

That sucks. That splat sound was sickening.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 22:11:49 ago (+0/-0)

What other sound would it make? This?

[ - ] Scyber 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 20:42:19 ago (+1/-0)

I've watched this like 20 times in a row and that splat sound still gets rolling everytime!! LMFAO!!

[ - ] veridic 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 17:53:59 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 15:23:31 ago (+1/-0)

Shake it off....

[ - ] dassar 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 15:52:32 ago (+1/-0)

Take two aspirin and go for a walk ...

[ - ] BitterVeteran -3 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 14:22:17 ago (+0/-3)

More faggoty mobile posts by an admitted faggot.

I don't care that you post the alternate link anymore.

Stop. Posting. Mobile. Links.

Otherwise, you're a nigger.

Your move.

[ - ] PygmyGoat 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 06:00:02 ago (+0/-0)

Not to mention all the tracking bullshit.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 14:20:44 ago (+0/-0)

Stupid games/stupid prizes.

I promise you all I won’t die on a stupid ride.

I’m super serial.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 14:18:26 ago (+2/-0)

I know my frontal lobe is fully developed and functioning but for the last couple of years... I'm sitting here smiling at this dudes splat. Golly this world is about to get fucked if my love is going way this fast. This site shows we are all going through the same thing, (you know it deep down). Stare into that dark pit but at the same time want to beat the shit out of it for doing this to us.

[ - ] RomanSalute 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 22:11:22 ago (+0/-0)

I laughed my fucking ass off watching that spic go splat luhmuhfao

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 12:45:06 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] dassar 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 15:50:05 ago (+0/-0)

A

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 12:34:49 ago (+3/-0)

Wooo!

Best part of the video, aside from a nigger dying of course.

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 12:02:39 ago (+5/-0)

Saw an article describing the victim as 14. Dude is bigger than most males...physics can only do so much.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 18:00:17 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Prairie 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 20:23:03 ago (+2/-0)

Tyre's family paid tribute to him on social media as a 'gentle giant'.

They're all gentle giants.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 8 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 20:30:16 ago (+8/-0)

Nothing ruins a trip to the fair more than a… flat tyre?

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 01:53:11 ago (+2/-0)

Holy shit, that fat sack of nigger is what fell out of that ride?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 22:06:14 ago (+0/-0)

Someone's peepees gonna get slapped

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 01:41:33 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 10:10:31 ago (+0/-0)

It's probably like 2g so it's possible to hang on, but not if you have bitch tits.

[ - ] Redhairin 0 points 3 yearsApr 2, 2022 22:35:58 ago (+0/-0)

I thought that roadkill looked like a skunkape...thanks for the confirmation.

[ - ] yesiknow 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 12:01:16 ago (+3/-0)*

14 year old.

from another site

In September, a 6-year-old girl was killed when she fell from a shorter freefall ride, 110 feet tall, at the Glenwood Caverns Adventure Park in the Colorado Rockies.


a 12-year-old Sunnyvale boy was killed in 1999 when he slipped out of his seat restraint on a similar ride

in 2007, a 13-year-old girl’s feet were severed by a malfunction of the freefall ride Superman Tower of Power at

Shit. There's an entire list of amusement park deaths by dumb:

https://www.ranker.com/list/horrible-amusement-park-incidents/ihateeverything

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 01:43:55 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Shitstartercarter 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 11:47:08 ago (+2/-0)

Damn kid was only 14. That really sucks.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 10 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 12:32:28 ago (+10/-0)

14 years old, probably around 270lbs. Also some variety of nigger, so who gives a fuck.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 5 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 12:25:25 ago (+5/-0)

Muh innocent shitskins

[ - ] frankenham 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 21:52:37 ago (+1/-0)

I can't tell if people here truly are sociopaths or if you're just edgy for the memes.

Whether he's a nigger or not he's still just a kid and it's pretty traumatic for his friends to have to witness that

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 22:53:04 ago (+0/-0)

Do 9/11 truth and it all stops.

I’m a simple man.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 11:41:59 ago (+3/-0)

Actually splatted

[ - ] frankenham 0 points 3 yearsMar 26, 2022 20:25:33 ago (+0/-0)

That's the sound of nearly all your bones breaking at once, along with your organs internally exploding

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 3 yearsMar 27, 2022 23:48:29 ago (+0/-0)

black life splattered

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 11:23:23 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 22:10:24 ago (+0/-0)

Jail if white

[ - ] scoopadoop 13 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 11:09:33 ago (+13/-0)

did he break out because he was so fat? also that splat sound

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 14:28:42 ago (+3/-0)

Probably the nigger running the ride skipped belt checks

[ - ] Heartdisease 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 18:03:31 ago (+0/-0)

I heard coworkers talking about the video and saying they heard the ride operators ask if they performed a seatbelt check.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 22:03:12 ago (+0/-0)

Is minimum wage still 6$ hr in Florida.

That might be your answer.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 09:48:08 ago (+0/-0)

I'm seeing different. The more money being paid and I'm getting worse service. And quality. Why go out anymore? I can stay home without paying for their attitude.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 10:02:45 ago (+0/-0)

It's $10/hr in Florida. It's also scheduled to increase $1/yr to $15. The cash rate for Mexican/Haitian pickup labor is $10-$15 too in my area. You go to Home Depot 7 to 8 am and off to the side there's a bunch of brown guys. So you offer $10 and maybe a couple of guys will come from the middle after everyone's looking at each other for a minute. That's a slow day. Otherwise you have to offer more and then they come running. No one will work for less than $10 in my experience, but maybe they would for a longer-term deal. Don't know. I've used "legit" sources before and those contracts are either Russian scams or Jewish legal robbery. The guys you pick up in the morning are motivated and they work hard. I've never had a problem with theft but then I'm right there with them. Other guys report you need to pay $15 and give them a W-2 if you want honesty, which makes sense.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 3 yearsMar 27, 2022 23:40:02 ago (+0/-0)

it was a stoned wigger

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 15:21:51 ago (+2/-0)

...also that splat sound
I caught that too and almost thought it was a sound effect.

[ - ] Rowdybme 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 19:52:57 ago (+2/-0)

Naw same thing happened at six flags texas giant. When ur fat they dont tighten it down tight enough on your fat ass you sort of just slip out because fat is easy to compress.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 22:02:19 ago (+0/-0)

Heard a popping sound

[ - ] Nosferatjew 5 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 11:09:01 ago (+5/-0)

Fat asses cannot be safely restrained on amusment park rides. This is not the first time a fat fuck has slipped out.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 12:04:45 ago (+3/-0)

Slipped out or did the restraints break? Easier to restrain a 100lb human than a 300lb human.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 5 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 12:31:22 ago (+5/-0)

Those types of restraints just can't click down all the way when there's a fat gut in the way, making it fairly easy to slide out the bottom.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 22:07:39 ago (+0/-0)

Time to implement too fat to ride signs

[ - ] Wahaha 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 12:47:11 ago (+1/-0)

Usually it is the other way around. If you are skinny you can slip out of them if you are not careful. Depends on the mechanism, though.

[ - ] Metanoid 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 13:34:00 ago (+1/-0)

What kind of a pussy only weighs 100 lbs?

[ - ] bobdole9 9 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 13:48:14 ago (+9/-0)

Ideally many pussies. If your pussy gets too heavy, she becomes a coalburner.

[ - ] Metanoid 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 14:01:27 ago (+3/-0)

Touché

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 22:09:06 ago (+2/-0)

Hopefully any that are 5 to 5'3 and female

[ - ] 2Drunk 10 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 10:55:58 ago (+11/-1)

Looks like a taco nigger, good riddance.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 8 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 11:08:45 ago (+8/-0)

An inability to follow directions has consequences.

[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 12:47:44 ago (+0/-0)

How do you tell? I only see the white legs. Doesn't look fat, either.

[ - ] Markusmacus 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 14:44:57 ago (+4/-0)

Are you serious. That dead kids bmi was well over 35

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 15:23:01 ago (+1/-0)

Looks fat to me. Plus the splat sound he made was not one of muscle and bone.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 11 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 10:42:34 ago (+11/-0)

looks like he got the wind knocked out of him

[ - ] coldsoak 9 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 10:59:43 ago (+9/-0)

...and everything else.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 11:04:32 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 12:46:37 ago (+1/-0)

looks like his shoes flew off, though.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 12:56:46 ago (+3/-0)

I made a shoe comment and deleted it because I think every rider takes off their shoes. The beaner at the end goes into the box of shoes.

[ - ] lord_nougat 8 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 12:59:08 ago (+8/-0)

My next joke was going to be how weird it was he had been wearing so many shoes.

But you ruined it and now I don't love you anymore.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 13:05:51 ago (+0/-0)

Ah but you will.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 20:19:01 ago (+1/-0)

Then the others are very lucky to be alive.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 20:23:46 ago (+0/-0)

He’s lucky he didn’t hit that fence.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 10:06:47 ago (+0/-0)

Survivor guilt. Why did my seat restraints work when other's didn't?

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 15:49:40 ago (+0/-0)

Along with his intestines ...

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 22:04:33 ago (+0/-0)

He ain't gettin up after that one a witness was overheard saying.