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I'll be taking that, thank you

submitted by big_fat_dangus to funny 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 08:42:41 ago (+45/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/50j9bb.mp4



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[ - ] SaneGoatiSwear 14 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 08:52:34 ago (+14/-0)

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 6 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 09:09:03 ago (+6/-0)

Eek and ook. Same species, lol.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 10:35:46 ago (+4/-0)

That's exactly what I was thinking. I was going to write something about visiting the zoo....

[ - ] Clubberlang -1 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 21:54:02 ago (+0/-1)

On a sunny day in the month of May on a Saturday?

[ - ] Goatslayer -15 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 09:22:44 ago (+0/-15)

There are plenty of ugly inbred whites (see: your average Voater), but keep spouting racism, you dumb hick.

[ - ] natehiggers 10 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 09:30:35 ago (+10/-0)

Say's a kike, you jews are perhaps the most inbred culture in the history of the world. It's why kikes have so many health issues, because you dirty yids like to fuck your sister's and cousins. Inbreeding and incest is rampant in your kike culture. What do you think of that you stupid inbred bagel nigger.

[ - ] Splooge 9 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 09:30:08 ago (+9/-0)

post nose

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 8 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 10:37:32 ago (+8/-0)

There are plenty of ugly inbred whites...
I can't argue with that; I see leftists, democrats, communists, etc. all the time.
...keep spouting racism...
Okay; thanks for the encouragement!

[ - ] dulcima 5 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 09:30:36 ago (+5/-0)

[ - ] Broc_Liath 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 11:57:39 ago (+4/-0)

Correct, there are. But there are very few beautiful intelligent blacks. And even less without a high degree of white admixture.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 15:34:09 ago (+1/-0)

Not correct! While some ugly white people exist, there’s no evidence of inbreeding being even remotely high enough to become a stereotype like the leftists spout so often.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 01:14:31 ago (+0/-0)

Well, they exist and there's plenty of them. Nowhere near as much as with jews or muds but they are there.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 27, 2022 07:44:57 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe in Ireland

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 15:31:05 ago (+2/-0)

You are such an obvious tel aviv shill, you don’t even want to pretend otherwise. Inbred whites is literally a false narrative created by your people to hide how obscenely inbred you people are. Sickos

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 21:53:06 ago (+0/-0)

You should try looking in the mirror without spreadin your asscheeks you'll probably start makin more sense.

[ - ] coldsoak 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 09:00:42 ago (+4/-0)

Only an MTA transit employee would have access to that operator room on a running train. Hopefully wins "employee of the month" for that move.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 5 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 09:10:34 ago (+5/-0)

Is there anything one of their co-conspirators could be standing on back there? I think this vid is fake and gay.

[ - ] coldsoak 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 09:43:21 ago (+4/-0)

There's a sliding window at the end corner on that model of subway train. This is where either a train operator, or conductor would sit. You'd need a key to access this area. A total daredevil could possibly hang off the back of the train, but I doubt that's what happened; too risky. The 600v DC on the track level is a nice deterrent.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 10:39:32 ago (+4/-0)

It was probably another monkey that wanted the hair for its mammy....

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 11:11:29 ago (+2/-0)

Maybe it was a streetshitter that wanted to send it back to its rightful owner.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 15:36:23 ago (+1/-0)

Super fake and extremely gay

[ - ] Broc_Liath 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 12:00:06 ago (+3/-0)

Oh wow, I didn't even see the hand until just now. I thought her hair wrapped around a handle or something.

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 14:16:16 ago (+1/-0)

those locks can be picked, fyi

[ - ] natehiggers 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 09:03:03 ago (+2/-0)

The weave bandit strikes again

[ - ] dulcima 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 09:28:47 ago (+4/-0)

Dumbass standing near the edge of the platform. She could have lost her head, never mind her wig.

[ - ] Splooge 5 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 09:29:27 ago (+5/-0)

it/its*

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 10:40:36 ago (+1/-0)

What about damage to the train and track? That shit costs money!

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 13:02:13 ago (+1/-0)

It's fine. They won't even bother cleaning it much.

[ - ] Centaurus 15 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 09:49:28 ago (+15/-0)

I wish they would just weave her alone.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 6 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 10:40:02 ago (+6/-0)

No bun intended....

[ - ] Broc_Liath 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 11:58:24 ago (+3/-0)

I love the kind of humour I find on extreme fringe sites like this. I'm always abraid of injuring myself laughing.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 13:01:16 ago (+2/-0)

Get well soon!

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 14:10:46 ago (+2/-0)

*Get wella soon!

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 15:35:17 ago (+1/-0)

Do it French

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 21:50:06 ago (+0/-0)

Take your hand off your dick while your watching it.

[ - ] Clubberlang -1 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 21:50:28 ago (+0/-1)

Take your hand off your dick while your watching it.

[ - ] dassar 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 15:42:46 ago (+2/-0)

'Hair Hair' ...

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 16:18:36 ago (+1/-0)

Toupee or not toupee?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 21:51:15 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 21:49:36 ago (+1/-0)

Dayum bish yo weave ain't even lyke deyt smell wuttiz deyt cocoa butter and doodoo?! Gatdayum go waysh deytazz!

[ - ] con77 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 10:43:01 ago (+1/-0)

I thought that was her real hair

[ - ] coldsoak 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 10:50:09 ago (+2/-0)

"Was" is correct.

[ - ] coldsoak 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 10:49:02 ago (+3/-0)

On the big screen I can see:
The conductor/operator window is closed:
https://pic8.co/sh/V5tlwh.png

Some knucklehead is hanging off of the back of the moving train:
https://pic8.co/sh/dPBgdB.png

Light skinned hand/glove of the deweavinator.
https://pic8.co/sh/6Q9Svi.png

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 11:53:18 ago (+4/-0)

Fucking niggers look stupid when they're breathing.

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 14:15:13 ago (+1/-0)

fake

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 14:17:52 ago (+0/-0)

no u

[ - ] deleteme1234 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 15:45:05 ago (+0/-0)

Staged

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 15:28:11 ago (+2/-0)

Looks staged

[ - ] dassar 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 15:44:19 ago (+1/-0)

Photo shopped ???. Where that dudes arm come from - outside the back of the train, lol.

[ - ] Scruffy_Nerfherder 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 15:33:43 ago (+2/-0)

Like my wife said to me last night... That was the best 5 seconds of my life!!!

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 15:37:53 ago (+3/-0)

This made me lol thanks

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 21:48:07 ago (+0/-0)

Dayyumm deyt trayne jess stoltit yo weave bish!