My company is asking for volunteers for Diversity Champions. - Upgoat

My company is asking for volunteers for Diversity Champions.
submitted by scoopadoop to AskUpgoat 2.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 15:18:42 ago (+7/-0) (AskUpgoat)

I am a white guy and I am thinking about stepping up to take this position to prevent any serious fuckery from taking place. What do you guys think?

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[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 5 points 2.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 15:40:26 ago (+5/-0)

Play the role of a self hating white and you'll be a shoo-in! Then start making clever changes under the guise of helping non whites that actually end up being beneficial to whites.

[ - ] yesiknow 4 points 2.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 15:51:55 ago (+4/-0)

WTF is a diversity champion?

The stupidity of pretending diversity is a magic word is about as retarded as any can get.

How 'bout you start sending your resume out to small businesses instead of participating in a sickness

[ - ] HelpAcct123 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 15:24:10 ago (+3/-0)

Yes. They'll probably decline though, seeing as how you're white and all.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 2.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 15:37:39 ago (+4/-0)

All he has to do is identify as a retard and he's in like Flynn.

[ + ] calx

[ - ] calx 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 16:07:32 ago (+2/-0)

Just show up in blackface. :D

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 18:00:50 ago (+1/-0)

'I quit'.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 21:21:38 ago (+0/-0)

Step up and go balls deep. Record everything.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 21:17:23 ago (+0/-0)

My company started this. I reminded my boss (vp level) that discrimination based on race is illegal. Boss took a nice reminder to c level. Now the hr lady doesn't like me but... I am really good at my job so... I guess we all get to be polite to each other.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 17:59:58 ago (+0/-0)

I identify as hispanic

Do it...problem solved.

[ - ] FluffyBunnySlippers 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 17:26:43 ago (+0/-0)

Look up Simple Sabotage

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 16:35:17 ago (+0/-0)

Definitely do it. Identify as a black trans and berate the niggers and fag for not using your correct pronouns

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My company is asking for volunteers for Diversity Champions. submitted by scoopadoop to AskUpgoat 2.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 15:18:42 ago (+7/-0) (AskUpgoat)

My company is asking for volunteers for Diversity Champions.
submitted by scoopadoop to AskUpgoat 2.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 15:18:42 ago (+7/-0) (AskUpgoat)