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[ - ] lord_nougat 13 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 15:13:49 ago (+13/-0)

I like the part where it later dies.

[ - ] Hobama 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 17:20:29 ago (+2/-0)

Happy ending

[ - ] Splooge 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 19:18:24 ago (+1/-0)

Basado

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 22:30:48 ago (+1/-0)

No tax payer money wasted on keeping it fed

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 25, 2022 16:07:59 ago (+0/-0)

I don't.

Would rather see him die at the very beginning.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 25, 2022 17:08:50 ago (+0/-0)

You're one of those kids who wants to eat dessert first before the meal!

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 25, 2022 18:30:03 ago (+0/-0)

In this case necessary, you need the sweet sweet dessert of niggers gone, before you can tackle the heavy meal of building a worthy socity.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 25, 2022 19:00:00 ago (+0/-0)

That is shockingly logical.

Dessert it is!

[ - ] MarvintheRobot 9 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 16:28:59 ago (+9/-0)

A spic kills a nigger. Why would whypeepo do this.

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 3 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 17:09:51 ago (+3/-0)

Anti-asian bias

[ - ] Trumpman1488 5 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 17:17:35 ago (+5/-0)

We don't have to live like this.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 18:30:54 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 4 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 18:54:40 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 22:34:18 ago (+0/-0)

underappreciated comment

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 17:20:49 ago (+3/-0)

Chimpout or drugs? Both?

[ - ] spasswerk 3 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 15:07:35 ago (+3/-0)

Dangerous to them, OK.

Got a link to the news story, anyone?

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 15:45:34 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 15:33:08 ago (+0/-0)

was this a reply to me?

[ - ] spasswerk 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 17:20:12 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, in part.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 17:52:28 ago (+0/-0)

Ok you made this post on an article about a dead cop yes?

Soooo it was dangerous for that guy at one point yes?

[ - ] spasswerk 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 21:15:58 ago (+0/-0)

"transporting 40 million of them might be expensive and dangerous."

Plain English: Send 40 million to Africa, even if it _is_ dangerous for them. (Threading here is sometimes tricky. Can I plead punch card orientation?)

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 21:27:24 ago (+0/-0)

Hahahaa you’re a fucking dumbass

You’re gonna get transported 500 meters away from potable groundwater

[ - ] spasswerk 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 23:26:57 ago (+0/-0)

Oh boy, insult time. Please take your banana out of your fist and find a girl like a real man. Too erudite? I'm not good at this.

Written on my BC/7 in RPG II

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 16:04:57 ago (+0/-0)

hey

[ - ] Rawrination 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 21:41:49 ago (+2/-0)

Do I cheer for the dead nigger, the dead zogbot or both?

[ - ] Splooge 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 22:13:39 ago (+1/-0)

For anyone wondering why the nigger seemed indestructible for a while, I offer a theory.

As we all know, niggers love their drugs. Different drugs obviously have different effects on niggers, but in this case, I'm making an educated guess when I say the nigger was likely on either high on codeine, heroin or some form of prescription pain-killer, eg. fentanyl.

All of these drugs are depressants in that they slow the heart rate. My money is on codeine, however. Not only is it cheap, niggers absolutely love that shit. They call it "lean," after its disorienting effects. They typically drink an entire bottle of cough syrup, mixed with a sweet beverage or candy. Fun fact, this is what Traycoon was doing with Skittles and watermelon punch -- getting ready to make hisself some lean (it'd just axed a fellow coon for the recipe a few days prior).

Another side effect of codeine abuse? Aside from severe brain damage, a drastic increase in paranoia and violent tendencies with long-term usage. Which, again, explains Traycoon (plus this particular specimen's seemingly random outburst of violence).

So the nig charges the cop, ice pick in paw and gets lit up 4-5 times. Let's assume that all five rounds hit it (highly unlikely given average hit rates in IRL conditions). At that range, hollow point ammo won't be able to fully expand, and there's the possibility that the clothing can "plug" the bullets' cavities, preventing expansion.

In other words, it was a combination of the drugs, range, ammo and luck that the nigger now found itself downed and bleeding very slowly from (up to) five wounds in its torso. Realizing it's relatively pain free, it hops up and begins to nig away.

When the other cop tased it, the electrical shock caused a sudden jump start to the heart -- physiologically there was nothing that could've stopped it. That's what caused it to suddenly bleed enough to keel over. Effective Taser deployments are silent; if you hear the "click-click-click," it's either a bad connection or too much voltage is being lost to incapacitate. But in this case, it was enough to get that nigger bleeding enough to die.

And there you have it folks. Impossibly hardy nigger? Hardly. It's easy when you know the secrets.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 22:33:00 ago (+1/-0)

I was thinking PCP aka Martin Lawrence

[ - ] Splooge 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 22:40:41 ago (+0/-0)

It's possible, but PCP is an upper, so it'd actually crank up the heart rate, causing the nigger to bleed out faster. Getting hit 1-5 times in the torso while your bleeder muscle's pumping as fast as 150+ BPM? Yeah, that nigger wouldn't be getting up the way it did.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 23:26:57 ago (+0/-0)

🤔

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 24, 2022 03:49:15 ago (+0/-0)

Grainy vid, but it was leaking pretty good as soon as it stood up.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 24, 2022 23:35:51 ago (+0/-0)

Traycoon was so stupid he got DXM cough syrup. However, I have robotripped many times in my life. I went to college during the resurgence of inflatable furniture, and that shit was great for robotripping. Everyone said it felt like you got stuck in the air when you jumped.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 23:11:28 ago (+0/-0)

Dead nigger is always a good thing

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 22:30:21 ago (+0/-0)

#Bring Back LivePD

#Fuck Cancel Culture

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 20:56:31 ago (+0/-0)

That nigger will be buried in a golden casket, you watch

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 22:36:57 ago (+0/-0)

Itz howeee live inna screetz / iced down six feet / Don't buhleemee put deez lyrics awn reepeet.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 15:05:39 ago (+1/-1)

transporting 40 million of them might be expensive and dangerous.

just sayin'

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 20:45:09 ago (+0/-0)

I hope it's dangerous. 40 million accidentally killed.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 22:38:07 ago (+0/-0)

Climate change collateral damage