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Which one of you losers did this?

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to AskUpgoat 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 11:29:16 ago (+37/-4)     (pic8.co)

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[ - ] mumbleberry 15 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 11:38:10 ago (+15/-0)

Using many alt accounts? Dial would do this

[ - ] natehiggers 12 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 11:41:08 ago (+12/-0)

Dial gay

[ - ] sguevar 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 20:50:13 ago (+2/-0)

First thing that came to my mind when I read this. hahaha

[ - ] con77 8 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 11:45:49 ago (+8/-0)

thats buffalo Bill creepy

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 13:39:37 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah. Chix dig that!

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 17:40:20 ago (+1/-0)

Nothing happened with him, I swear!

[ - ] con77 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 20:24:01 ago (+1/-0)

made me laugh! Joe Dirt! Now thats a sequel I'd like to see.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 22:54:58 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] con77 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 24, 2022 02:48:31 ago (+0/-0)

fukn a

[ - ] headfire 8 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 11:44:31 ago (+9/-1)

All children and virtually all women should never use social media.The internet is full of subhuman garbage. Creepy degenerates like him are part of the reason why.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 22:35:32 ago (+0/-0)

Men shouldn’t use it either. Really we should have an SM just for moral whites.

[ - ] 2Drunk 7 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 11:35:03 ago (+7/-0)

IDK, likely came over from poal.

[ - ] mumbleberry 3 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 12:18:26 ago (+3/-0)

yep, pic8 is poalacks image host

[ - ] Formula350 6 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 12:00:41 ago (+7/-1)

This is so fucked up, there is no way this person could ever rectify this situation. Neck yourself and the world would be better.

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 4 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 14:56:46 ago (+4/-0)

This nutcase should either shit or get off the pot. At what point has he not gathered enough info to either fuck, marry or kill this girl? Just have his puppet who is her BFF recommend him. Women only care about each other's approval, and he'll score easy if she thinks he measures up to the standards of her puppet friend. Then just have the puppet die in a car crash or something. Big mess so they can't identify the body. Toss a dead bum in an old beater and push it off a cliff. Problem solved.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 22:56:54 ago (+0/-0)

Toss a dead bum in an old beater and push it off a cliff. Problem solved.

I lyke tha cuttyer jib boi

[ - ] NuckFiggers 4 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 13:39:34 ago (+4/-0)

This is strange as fuck but women doing it to men is considered normal. I've had women do this level of shit before.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 4 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 11:33:50 ago (+4/-0)

Lol

[ - ] ForgottenMemes 3 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 14:49:25 ago (+3/-0)

It's not one of us, it's a redditor.

[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 3 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 11:44:10 ago (+3/-0)

Its like one of those movies where the dude dresses up like a girl and befriends his crush. Only for his crush to start to really like him as a girl. Then eventually he's gotta reveal it all and possibly ruin everything.... what's gonna happen next?

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 3 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 14:21:35 ago (+3/-0)

If jew media has taught me anything, it's that the girl will get very angry at him at the end of the 2nd act, but by the end of the 3rd act, he's doing her doggy style on their wedding night.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 13:31:43 ago (+2/-0)

He murders her to hide his shame, gets caught, shamed, imprisoned for life.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 17:10:17 ago (+1/-0)

That is pretty pathetic, on both accounts. This simp deserves this fake ass social media whore.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 14:05:28 ago (+1/-0)

pic8? That's probably one of AOU'S pole smokers

[ - ] Trumpman1488 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 12:22:39 ago (+3/-2)

Thats dangus.

[ - ] v0atmage 5 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 12:24:31 ago (+7/-2)

paul queeri

[ - ] dassar 3 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 15:33:28 ago (+3/-0)

Triple boosted ....

[ - ] Typhoon8 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 23:29:44 ago (+0/-0)

What a beta

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 22:52:59 ago (+0/-0)

He should use the alt account to set up a meet with this girl and "randomly" pass by her while she's waiting on the girl to show up.

Hey! (Enter girls name) remember me the mat you used to wipe your feet on constantly on while we were in highschool all the while I'd always put you on a pedestal and ignore other girls advances in order to be your personal welcome mat?!

It's me I'm here to do it again!!

🙄

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 22:40:58 ago (+0/-0)

Honestly this is more normal than retards who fall in love with some hollywood actor or porn star. White people are more programmed for monogamy than probably any other group. So it doesn’t suprise me that this dude would fixate on one person.

[ - ] TheGoyimKnow 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 19:24:35 ago (+0/-0)

Not everyone here is an incel

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 18:12:28 ago (+0/-0)

Ok,here's the thing. Just talk to them as yourself. If she's not interested,you've saved yourself a lot of time,trouble,and heart ache. It hurts to be rejected but it hurts more when you've invested YEARS of your life on someone who doesn't want you. Better to find out sooner rather than later.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 15:16:52 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 16:18:19 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks Jesus, much appreciated. Hey, while were at it, can we just forget about that high school incident with that girl and all the drugs and booze and guns and stuff? you know, young and dumb and all....

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 25, 2022 02:18:33 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 13:10:31 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 13:40:39 ago (+0/-0)

Weird people have weird hobbies.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 14:21:09 ago (+0/-0)

Beware of the incels who have robot wives.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 13:00:33 ago (+0/-0)

Happy I dipped out of social media in 2016. Should have done it sooner. Good to see it only got worse.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 13:41:03 ago (+0/-0)

Isn't this site technically a social medium?

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 14:20:33 ago (+1/-0)

As far as I know, I don't know any of you in real life...so, for me it doesn't count.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 14:23:07 ago (+0/-0)

Real life don't real! This is all a simulation.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 14:25:24 ago (+2/-0)

A real shitty one too. Maybe this is just hell and we're unaware.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 14:38:52 ago (+2/-0)

This seems pretty likely.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 14:01:05 ago (+0/-0)

it is

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 14:12:52 ago (+0/-0)

No wonder Bob Dole lost the election.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 14:19:36 ago (+3/-0)

Its fine, I already died.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 14:23:44 ago (+4/-0)

Get well soon!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 22:58:13 ago (+0/-0)

From putin or climate change?

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 23:13:05 ago (+0/-0)

Covid. I didn't have it, but it was covid.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 23:26:24 ago (+0/-0)

So climate change

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 23:46:28 ago (+0/-0)

I forgot that's how Covid started.

Can we blame climate change on slavery?

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 24, 2022 20:52:10 ago (+1/-0)

Putin and climate change are the only two globallyhomo excepted answers

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 -2 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 13:35:12 ago (+0/-2)

You don't WANT to "blow your cover". You are a despicable spooky manipulative person, whom she would be WISE (At least) to avoid ahving ANY contact with. I know you think you are sport,but you are a creep wghi treats OTHERS with so little repsect that you will LUCKY to have one (OTHER PERSO) like you at all.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 22:37:39 ago (+1/-0)

Did you just call somebody spooky?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 23:00:49 ago (+0/-0)

Shut up spook!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 23:13:12 ago (+1/-0)

No you shut up.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 23, 2022 23:25:59 ago (+0/-0)