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Mountain goat sure goes fast

submitted by dulcima to Goats 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 20:23:14 ago (+37/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/emtkxi.mp4



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[ - ] 3Whuurs 6 points 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 23:21:33 ago (+6/-0)

WTF man….
It’s as if their power to weight ratio is so fukn skewed that there’s no scenario they can experience that they can’t overcome with pure strength.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 5 points 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 22:25:13 ago (+5/-0)

Question is: What does he know?

[ - ] Had 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 00:55:05 ago (+4/-0)

That's not running, that's falling with style.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 01:33:41 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] NeoNazirite 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 01:28:32 ago (+0/-0)

beat me to it, Woody

[ - ] Videocodec 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 23:46:30 ago (+1/-0)

A female goat told him her parents weren't around.

[ - ] mannerbund 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 11:44:24 ago (+0/-0)

What the fuck? An incredible sight to behold for sure.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 08:26:21 ago (+0/-0)

He just got word that there's a family of niggers back at his house and they're looking for bicycles that they claim were stolen from them by slave traders.

[ - ] con77 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 01:18:46 ago (+0/-0)

antelope?

[ - ] zr855 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 23:37:13 ago (+0/-0)

Where'd you get this?

[ - ] dulcima [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 07:04:28 ago (+0/-0)

Twitter, a nature/animals account.

[ - ] zr855 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 11:42:52 ago (+0/-0)

I was kinda hoping someone here filmed that.

[ - ] Boardallday_420_2 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 20:35:23 ago (+0/-0)

Is that real? I honestly can't tell. I know mountain goats are very nimble and can climb any mountains where they live. This looks fake.

I am an idiot this is stupidly fake. Mountain Goats do live up there.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 23:09:17 ago (+2/-0)

Looks perfectly real to me. What makes you think it's fake?

[ - ] NeoNazirite 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 01:29:47 ago (+0/-0)

because its nuts. You would think a goat would know how to haul ass on a mountain if anybody could

[ - ] Mestizospic86 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 01:38:51 ago (+0/-0)

He's kind of falling. If he didn't mean to get down there he had to kinda run so he didn't roll over.

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 20:29:58 ago (+0/-0)

I was hoping to see a Yeti chasing it down the mountain,,,,

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 20:36:46 ago (+2/-0)

Most "Yeti's" are full of beer,like the one in my hand.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 08:35:45 ago (+1/-0)

You can hold a Yeti in your hand? Also, you need to stop getting Yeti's drunk; we've got enough problems with niggers and don't need Yetis starting up with their shit.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 22:12:16 ago (+1/-1)

They're woke. Don't waste good money on them.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 22:17:21 ago (+0/-0)

Agreed,I got them as a gift.

I've never bought a single coozy yet,I have 14.5 of them.FYI: .5 coozy = No bottom.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 16:17:52 ago (+0/-0)

Sasquatches are usually much cooler laid back dudes than yetis.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 22:19:01 ago (+0/-0)

Naw,Squatches jerk-off to much,piss' the wife off.