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Chinese history

submitted by Broc_Liath to funny 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 15:15:04 ago (+48/-2)     (u.smutty.horse)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 8 points 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 15:19:11 ago (+8/-0)

Looks pretty accurate and legit.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 5 points 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 15:19:45 ago (+5/-0)

https://www.stolenhistory.org/articles/1899-1901-boxer-rebellion-what-are-they-hiding.354/

https://www.stolenhistory.org/articles/tartary-aka-tartaria-an-empire-hidden-in-history-it-was-bigger-than-russia-once.5/

Also, the Han Chinese no longer exist. They took over China by conquering and assimilating every tribe they came across, so now what we call the Han are nothing but an Asian mongrel race.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 16:39:31 ago (+0/-0)

Slant-eyed mud peoples?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 19:31:44 ago (+0/-0)

Slantnigs

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 05:52:10 ago (+0/-0)

I'm glad you brought this up...

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 16:37:59 ago (+4/-0)

The infamous battle of the War of Three Sucky One Fucky changed the course of world history.

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 15:45:29 ago (+3/-0)

This is like the most accurate and succinct summary of thousands of Chinese history annals I have ever read

[ - ] drhitler 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 08:34:30 ago (+1/-0)

and people actually quote sun tzu

if they were so good at war why have they occupied the same wasteland for 2000+ years

[ - ] Broc_Liath [op] 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 09:54:25 ago (+1/-0)

Wasteland? The populated parts of china are highly fertile.

[ - ] drhitler 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 18:10:45 ago (+1/-0)

its very mountainous tho with lots of small rivers that love to flood.

[ - ] Broc_Liath [op] 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 18:14:46 ago (+1/-0)

So perfect for growing rice

[ - ] drhitler 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 18:22:18 ago (+1/-0)

too bad rice just feeds you, it dosn't build you up like livestock does.

[ - ] Broc_Liath [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 18:57:25 ago (+0/-0)

True. Plenty of wildlife around paddies though and I think they all raise pigs which eat almost anything.

[ - ] drhitler 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 19:02:31 ago (+0/-0)

its all about the beef though if you want to grow big and strong

[ - ] Paradoxical003 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 05:26:44 ago (+0/-0)

The Mongolians routinely rekt the hell out of the Chinks, and their diet probably played a huge role in that.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 23:02:35 ago (+1/-0)

Ancient Chinese Secret? I heard that.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 19:40:23 ago (+1/-0)

LOL. The accuracy!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 19:30:38 ago (+1/-0)

Aye rove dah chineseh themstory

[ - ] QuasiVoat 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 17:59:37 ago (+1/-0)

You forgot that time when Lu Bu flung poo

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 19:32:46 ago (+0/-0)

Dat fahker wuz street shittah

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod -1 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 02:46:55 ago (+0/-1)

chinese history is impossible to enjoy because the stupid names become so confusing so quickly