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Ding ding ding!

submitted by Broc_Liath to funny 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 17:10:39 ago (+88/-1)     (u.smutty.horse)

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[ - ] NuckFiggers 7 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 17:52:11 ago (+7/-0)

and niggers as doctors, good fathers, hard workers and incorruptible politicians

[ - ] PostWallHelena 12 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 18:37:07 ago (+12/-0)

That shit is just so unbelieveable to me now. I used to think:”okay, its a little unlikely that the PhD scientist who saves the world from a meteor or whatever is a nigger, but Ill bite”. Now Im like: “ my suspension of disbelief can only be stretched so far!”

I watched “The Martian” with Matt Damon like a week ago and they have some 20 year old nigger solving their physics problem. Jews are always trying to create a false reality.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 00:18:05 ago (+3/-0)*

It's everywhere.

I rewatched Enemy at the Gates (2001) for the first time since it's theatrical release. Same old shit: Russians heroic, Germans bad; yada, yada, yada. But when they showed a scene with the jewish love interest talking to another kike about how her grandmother predicted the war would come because people hate jews. I LOL'd to myself. Apparently, the whole fucking point of Operation Barbarossa, Stalingrad, and WW2 was because the world hated innocent kikes for being so wonderful and kind to animals.

Next on the list was U-571 (2000); another movie I haven't seen since it was in the theaters. This movie had a magical nigger cook who knew everything because he was so smart, but was relegated to being a cook due to raycism. Of course, the mission in the movie was a success because of him and his ability to operate a German U-boat.

Just today I stumbled on a jewtube video that was nothing more than the first 6 minutes of Valkyrie (2008). The opening scene is Tom Cruise's character writing down how Hitler is an asshole, the war is lost, and how sickened he is about all the atrocities committed by the SS — especially against the jews. I didn't watch anymore, but I'm sure somewhere in the movie is a scene where Hitler could have been assassinated in 1889 if only the White supremacists would have let some nigger build the time machine he invented using coconuts, meth, and grape soda.

Another movie I recall was The Core (2003) which featured a magical nigger genius who invented not only a sonic laser that could put a hole through a mountain, but also a machine and propulsion system that would allow a crew to bore down to the core. He couldn't get any research money so he developed a super version of meth, killed some Mexican drug lords, and became a drug lord himself. Wait, that part might be from a TV series....


[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 19:50:57 ago (+2/-0)

Didn't Matt Damon play a retarded janitor in good will hunting with the ability to solve a complex mathematical equation that a doctorate of mathematics couldn't solve?

They obviously needed a street wise blackman to play that part I think they need to remake that with Tracy Morgan playing himself after the Walmart accident.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 21:08:50 ago (+2/-0)

This is doubly true when you were raised seeing every nigger get their ass kissed by faggot liberal teachers and then still failing. Kind of kills the whole 'poor niggies, everyone is against them yet still they rise' bullshit gorillprah likes to eek and ook about.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 18:52:35 ago (+1/-0)

IIRC they specifically mentioned him as a nigger in the book as well.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 19:10:04 ago (+1/-0)

Lol was that a book? The movie is actually not terrible overall. His survival hacks are quasi-believeable. But too heavy on the lady astronauts and the nigger physicists.

I watched “The Finest Hours” yesterday and it was so nice and white. White guys trying to use their ingenuity not to sink to the bottom of the fucking ocean. Nigger narratives were not indulged in any way. I think Eric Bana was the closest person to a nigger in the entire flick.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 21:49:49 ago (+1/-0)

At first, I thought you meant the movie with the nigger women that sent the rocket to the moon. LOL.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 22:40:34 ago (+2/-0)

Hidden Figures. 3 negresses need to help NASA calculate their trajectories of something. I was thinking of watching it just to see how bad it was.

Bruce Willis playing an oil rig worker who lands the space shuttle on an asteroid to blow it up with nukes
Okay Hollywood. It could happen

3 sheboons doing multivariate calculus
No way Hollywood. You’ve taken this “scifi” stuff too far.

[ - ] Broc_Liath [op] 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 20:32:14 ago (+0/-0)

The book won some awards. Conservative author but they let it pass because he didn't get political and had lots of diversity.

[ - ] Broc_Liath [op] 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 20:31:26 ago (+0/-0)

I watched “The Martian” with Matt Damon like a week ago and they have some 20 year old nigger solving their physics problem.

Doesn't he also immediately get that obscure maritime law pun that's practically an injoke?

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 23:58:04 ago (+0/-0)

Just imagine they are a White person with genetic defect that causes dark skin.

[ - ] FacelessOne 4 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 18:03:58 ago (+4/-0)

Dont forget all the oppressed niggers

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 19:46:34 ago (+4/-0)

You mean the ones with 70k cars and enough jurry around dey neck to choke out uh bish?

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 02:37:29 ago (+1/-0)

I can't even watch niggers in anything. I used to think it was okay when it was more accurate and they played slaves, pimps, rapists or other criminals but now I don't want to see niggers ~at all~. They are a repellent species. They are disgusting.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 21:57:21 ago (+0/-0)

The computer genius nigger is my favorite.

[ - ] Paradoxical003 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 00:13:55 ago (+0/-0)

They characters played by niggers are always the most moral and sympathetic of the cast.

It's not a subversion of expectations, it is the expectation, this cliche allows me to predict exactly what this character will think or feel about anything that happens around them.

That's just bad writing.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 5 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 18:04:31 ago (+5/-0)

And jews

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 21:50:26 ago (+1/-0)

Don't watch the credits. You can't tap that fast.

[ - ] 86USSLiberty 4 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 18:43:09 ago (+4/-0)

My wife gets all pissy when I do it. “I know ussliberty86, niggers would riot if you played Shaka Zulu”

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 21:57:32 ago (+3/-0)

Do you need to say something every time?
Yes. Yes, I do.

[ - ] Nein 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 12:29:16 ago (+0/-0)

I just "ew" every time, every time a little louder. Sometimes just saying "disgusting" without further comment. They know.

[ - ] Had 4 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 18:36:36 ago (+4/-0)

This is how you get people to stop watching the brainwashing shit. Point it out, and they will no longer enjoy it. They will try to ignore it, but after you start noticing, you can't stop noticing...unless you are a 90 IQ mutt.

[ - ] Jiggggg 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 19:50:55 ago (+3/-0)

Yes, I feel it is my moral duty to point out the overabundance of niggers on TV to those around me

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 21:54:44 ago (+0/-0)

overabundance
Is there an acceptable level?

[ - ] Nein 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 12:41:53 ago (+0/-0)

First thing I do when my wife enjoys a movie: Fire up IMDb and jewgle all the actors and producers

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 02:38:44 ago (+0/-0)

Faggots too. It's like every other person is a buttfucker or cuntlicker. If it's on Netflix is a child, which is even more disgusting.

[ - ] con77 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 19:06:03 ago (+2/-0)

I refuse to watch anything that shoehorns a nigger into a historical context where there were none. The movie 12 Strong about the first US Special Forces soldiers in Afghanistan had 2 black characters. In reality the unit was all white.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 19:55:35 ago (+1/-0)

Why read the history when you can just accept the narrative?

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 21:47:28 ago (+1/-0)

This is fucking glorious. I'm buying a bell tomorrow.

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 19:47:58 ago (+1/-0)

Holy crap that's funny

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 19:07:57 ago (+1/-0)

I saw an Ex-Lax commercial that depicted a white bitch in bed with a nigger. I only saw it once. Too many bitch shit the bed comments I bet.

[ - ] Broc_Liath [op] 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 20:29:37 ago (+3/-0)

Oh fucking hell, I need to find that somehow.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 19:54:30 ago (+0/-0)

Yo frfr 💯 aye dun thawtitwuz duh xslacks buh etwuz muh dick deyt mayday bish sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit gnome seyin?!

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 17:01:09 ago (+0/-0)

damn son!

[ - ] BitterVeteran 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 18:47:32 ago (+1/-0)

100% relatable.

[ - ] Mestizospic86 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 12:53:14 ago (+0/-0)

I haven't watched TV in the last 3 years and ima POC, losers.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 09:39:15 ago (+0/-0)

WHY do they "oppresed", ALWAYS claim "They" are suerpior in terms of corruption?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 01:58:10 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] niggerdick69 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 22:40:17 ago (+0/-0)

Don't watch it then. Point it out a few times and then with any future shows with the same shit, just Get up and do something else. When your wife asks where you're going, just say you're not interested in the show. Suggest a different show.

I've got a curation of torrented shows that we re-watch. I occasionally download new shows that I vet beforehand for something new for us. Now even when she's watching TV without me, it's usually nature based shows or people doing extreme things. No bullshit kikery.

Spazzing out with a bell like a retarded petulant child, will drive any woman away.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 19:45:26 ago (+0/-0)

For fuckers sake!

[ - ] Trumpman1488 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 18:57:30 ago (+0/-0)

I couldn’t even go see the new batman movie only because they made the police commissioner a sheboon. So tired of the niggerfication of all media now. It got so much worse after the George Floyd bullshit.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 19:57:14 ago (+1/-0)

It was accelerated in 2014 I noticed when I was there visiting. That Montgomery bullshit set it in motion.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 20:35:26 ago (+0/-0)

Montgomery bullshit? I must have missed that.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 22:05:54 ago (+1/-0)

Look on the bright side, it's an admission that a sheboon is so bad at controlling crime that a White man with mental illness can do a beeter job than an entire police force.

[ - ] QuasiVoat 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 18:35:53 ago (+0/-0)

lol.

[ - ] Slumbermachine 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 18:04:39 ago (+0/-0)

I do the same thing, except with the transfaggots instead. We’ll be watching a movie and I’ll point out “ you know that’s a female to male tranny right?”. So many are trans bullshit (way more than you think) that she hates watching movies with me now.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 19:58:32 ago (+0/-0)

Straight dudes know when a bitch ain't a bitch.