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I can’t wait to see all the future videos of niggers chasing after their repoed electric cars

submitted by NationalSocialism to technology 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 16:32:55 ago (+57/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] TheDivineLight 16 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 16:42:34 ago (+16/-0)

I'd never buy a car I couldn't afford, but the idea of them having this sort of control over something I've bought is enough for me to never buy one. Unless you can install some sort of custom firmware to make it truly yours.

The idea of niggers chimping out is always funny and the only upside I see.

[ - ] NationalSocialism [op] 10 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 16:57:57 ago (+10/-0)

This technology will be terrible in the future. ZOG will require car manufacturers to remotely disable vehicles based on someone’s poor social credit score.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 17:48:26 ago (+3/-0)

Won't that disproportionately disenfranchise marginalized people and communities of color?

God damn, I need a shower after typing that out. I'm not looking forward to that future, but it'll hit niggers the hardest. Looking on the bright side here.

[ - ] NationalSocialism [op] 7 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 17:54:03 ago (+7/-0)

Won't that disproportionately disenfranchise marginalized people and communities of color?

You and I both know this will only affect White people.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 18:29:33 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah, time to invest in black shoe polish and fart spray so they won't know I'm better than them.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 00:41:02 ago (+1/-0)

If you’re even thinking about niggers in this scenario, you’re lost homeboy.

[ - ] uvulectomy 6 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 16:54:58 ago (+6/-0)

Speaking of niggers chimping out over a repo...
https://vid.puffyan.us/watch?v=5U0sui2hknQ (ignore the shitty "music")

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 17:04:10 ago (+3/-0)

Already know what this is before even clicking on the link.

This is exactly where my mind went with this as well :)

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 03:12:56 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 20:16:13 ago (+0/-0)

You know it!

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 17:06:01 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 22:19:44 ago (+2/-0)

Holy shit. That is exactly like a family of monkeys. Eeking and ooking. I can't see any nigger without equating them to this sort of behavior.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 20:20:53 ago (+1/-0)

It's one of my favorites for re-calibrating the uninitiated.

We're all the same, you say? Go to YouTube and search for "Dallas Repo".

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 20:29:16 ago (+1/-0)

Re-shoot that video with Whites playing the role of the niggers and it would be comical how little we have in common. It would simply never happen.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 13:02:50 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Boardallday_420_2 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 18:40:06 ago (+1/-0)

Ugly disgusting animals

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 20:03:17 ago (+0/-0)

Unless you can install some sort of custom firmware to make it truly yours.

In due time.

[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 08:53:05 ago (+0/-0)

If it's on loan then it isn't yours. This is why we need to end usury.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 9 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 17:33:17 ago (+9/-0)

You will own nothing.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 00:41:33 ago (+1/-0)

Will I be happy?

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 02:24:26 ago (+2/-0)

No, but if you don't pretend to be, you'll be socially ostracised.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 04:05:44 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] jigganiggaboo 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 21:49:20 ago (+3/-0)

So jews will repossess cars that niggers cant afford then niggers will whine about oppression and blame whitey win win for jews again

[ - ] ruck_feddit 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 19:11:34 ago (+3/-0)

They deserve this. The cars are smarter than many of their owners.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 20:04:30 ago (+0/-0)

You aint uh lie!

You ever see nogz drive a manual?

[ - ] Boardallday_420_2 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 18:38:57 ago (+3/-0)

The UK is going to ban sales of new gasoline powered cars soon. This is nothing new. Cars with OnStar can be shut off by the feds or cops. Gasoline powered cars are freedom. The kikes can't have that.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 20:05:43 ago (+0/-0)

Learn to mechanic

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 00:43:30 ago (+0/-0)

I was thinking about a new truck, but I’m gonna keep my two twenty year old fords and keep them running.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 18:18:30 ago (+3/-0)

If you personal ESG score is low because you used the wrong pronouns, your car drives away.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 20:07:13 ago (+0/-0)

You triggered our glowbohomo sponsored car CANCELED! good bye

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 20:30:45 ago (+2/-0)

The videos need to all have yakity sax playing as the soundtrack.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 17:54:17 ago (+2/-0)

I can't wait to see what they DO, with all that bling they're apparently getting. for being so BRILLIANT at football AND vibrato (at the end of phrases in music). ALl the advances is SCIENCE and HARD WORK that aren't realated to that stufff that they know NOTHING about.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 20:12:03 ago (+0/-0)

Weez dun eeenvented deyt honkee!

[ - ] 9000timesempty 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 17:40:07 ago (+2/-0)

That sounds like bullshit and illegal.

[ - ] NationalSocialism [op] 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 17:56:28 ago (+0/-0)

It’s not illegal if you aren’t paying your car loan. The way to get around this is to keep it in a garage.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 18:51:09 ago (+0/-0)

I'm pretty sure self driving cars with nobody in them is illegal. And very fucking God damn stupid to do for an asset you're trying to get back.

[ - ] NationalSocialism [op] 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 19:01:14 ago (+0/-0)

The car honked, unlocked and backed up. It didn’t drive on a highway.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 00:12:14 ago (+1/-0)

Yep, next minute "lets go brandon" results in your couch locking you in, wheeling you to your car, and the car drivibg you straight to guantanamo.

"But i live in alaska and teslas range is only 150 miles"

"No son, thats just the range available to the 'owner'"

[ - ] NationalSocialism [op] 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 00:15:22 ago (+0/-0)

Lmfao.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 20:02:37 ago (+1/-0)*

Can't these fuckin things drive themselves?

Can't they just knightrider the fucker and return it to tesla?

[ - ] NationalSocialism [op] 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 20:06:44 ago (+1/-0)

They can, but I think self-driving, passenger-less cars are still illegal.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 20:09:19 ago (+0/-0)

Repo the car at 3 to 4am in the morning that's when nogz go to bed they won't notice it until 12pm the next morning.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 00:45:52 ago (+0/-0)

Is it 4am in the morning, or just 4am? Or maybe it’s 4 in the morning?

[ - ] HelpAcct123 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 20:00:31 ago (+1/-0)

Just have it drive them to jail.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 20:10:44 ago (+0/-0)

Yo dis aint duh wey tuh duhhh scrip cluuuub nigga! Mah PO go dis wey frfr 💯!

[ - ] HelpAcct123 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 23, 2022 15:29:47 ago (+0/-0)

LMAO haha sounds about right.

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 17:38:13 ago (+1/-0)

All leased cars have GPS tracking

If they really unlocked it why didn't he just drive it back?

[ - ] NationalSocialism [op] 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 18:02:12 ago (+0/-0)

If they really unlocked it why didn't he just drive it back?

Teslas require someone to hold the wheel while it’s in autopilot.

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 18:05:02 ago (+0/-0)

The repo guy could drive it himself, why bring all the gear to tow it?

[ - ] NationalSocialism [op] 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 18:09:42 ago (+0/-0)

Probably a liability company policy.

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 18:27:35 ago (+0/-0)

Then you'd need someone else to drive the truck, which means paying another person, and repo companies aren't about to spend money if they don't have to.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 22:24:10 ago (+0/-0)

How does the repo driver get to shanty town?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 20:13:48 ago (+0/-0)

Meh install and inflatable blow up doll and use that as the "person" tesla can use the 🤡 🌎 absurdity that the car now identifies as a blow up doll.

[ - ] 93sr20det 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 20:10:22 ago (+0/-0)

Only if is installed.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 06:21:03 ago (+0/-0)

If the cars can drive themselves back to the lot that means someone could hack the system and use it to steal your car right? I’m not saying they wouldn’t get caught, but your car would still be missing.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 00:36:36 ago (+0/-0)

Put a steering wheel to brake peddle lock bar on it and it will go nowhere. Old tech always overrides new tech.