You can headlock and strangle a dog. Back when I was fit enough to chase and catch gophers in the plowing I had the stamina to do it. But now I'd probably need to press its neck against a fence rail with my weight leaning on it to do the same job. A man is a fright to any animal.
Most people couldn't cinch a choke if their life depended on it. Those dogs necks are like 2x the size of a human, and they don't have the jaw structure that allows you to really hold on.
I took some karate classes as a kid and one day the teacher says that if you ever get into real shit, like someone tries to kidnap you or is seriously trying to kill you, forget karate, go for the eyes. Not sure why this isn't people's first instinct in a situation like this. You have access to the dogs face, it only has one mouth and can only bite one of your arms at most, leaving you a free hand to shove your finger or thumb deep down into it's eye sockets. If it's still coming at you blind, shove two fingers up it's nose moe style. If it's still fighting, drive a finger or thumb down it's ears. Eventually you'll be fighting a deaf, blind dog with no sense of smell. If it's still fighting, grab a paw and bend it backwards if you have the strength and cripple it.
She got the dog outside, it took a leak, then it continued to bite the shit out of her until they got back inside the apartment at which point he ate her face.
That's one of the reasons I ALWAYS carry. I know I'm probably going to have to get bit first, but that will be the last time that dog bites anyone . . .
Choke animal. Poke eyes. Rip ears. Twist paw until it breaks. There's all kinds of ways to injure a dog so it leaves you alone that doesn't take a lot of strength and can be done with one hand.
The title made this post. Here's two words of advice for women, "fight back." Get an arm around that fucker's neck and choke him to death. Or kicked the ever loving hell out of him. She forgot the number one advantage she has, she is human and can think her way through problems. It seems she did have a plan that involved taking the elevator with the dog. Her plan could have involved kicking the dog out of the elevator as the doors closed or some othe means of seperation.
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That's one reason to carry a nicely sharpened pocket knife. You can just spill its guts out if need be and it doesn't understand what a knife is unlike a human.
I wouldn't be surprised if that woman died. Seems like the dog chewed off one of her breasts and hit significant, but not major, arteries.
I'd rather use my 2" tree lopper. This long-handled snippers can cut a veritable log off a tree in one pinch. I'd put those jaws around the dog's knee and, pfut, there lies a leg. Pfut again. Two down. Two to go.
Drowning if you're near water and you're a better swimmer than the average dog. If you can get a door between you and the dog you're free as soon as you break physical contact. If the dog is small enough you can hold it over a railing so that it must hold on or fall, meaning at least it cannot bite elsewhere. Your belt is a choke collar and noose but you'd have to be pretty cool to get that working with one hand while struggling - keep it in mind though. You've probably never tried to pick up your dog by the hind legs and body slammed it against the pavement, but you actually can. The thing will always be trying to face you though because that's how dogs fight (head on), and usually holding on too. But if he's ever dumb enough to let go and you have his legs then you thrash that fucker repeatedly against the pavement like he'd thrash a squirrel. If you happen to be holding a welding torch you just pop that sob on and cook some dog meat like you was Chinese. In a jet aircraft you'd open your outflow valves and don oxygen and put the dog into hypoxic goodbyes. It's simple in every situation as long as you have your wits.
In a jet aircraft you'd open your outflow valves and don oxygen and put the dog into hypoxic goodbyes.
Very informative. I remember one time I fought a dog inside a German U-boat. It was a pitched battle all the way to the bow. I eventually got it inside a torpedo tube and closed the hatch. I tried to fire it out before it chewed it's way through. The race was on because I was losing blood and didn't realize I had to open the outer doors before I could fire. In fact, I didn't actually know anything about operating a U-boat. I can't read German so this complicated my dilemma.
I eventually grabbed an iphone off a dead nigger (I'm sure he stole it.) and asked Siri to translate. I first had to agree that I was a CIS-normative, White supremacist, who feared The Gay, but eventually Siri gave me the answer I needed. I fired the dog out the tube and surfaced the boat. (Siri was extremely helpful!) Unfortunately, the dog was waiting for me and made repeated runs at my submarine. It was only through deft maneuvering that I was able to get close to some Chinese fishing vessels. They saw what was going on, killed the dog, and thanked me for the meal. They invited me on board but I declined because we all know how crappy everything is made by the Chinese. Their boat sank a short while later. The end.
Idiots are always amusing....pacifist ones especially so. Dogs are so very easy to kill, yet here this fool is helpless before the awe-inspiring might of one dog half its size.
If you've never choked a dog to death while it's making you bleed a quart a minute then you're at a severe disadvantage. What you've got to realize is you can let him take a percentage of your hemoglobin as long as you take all of his oxygen. That's the whole point of hemoglobin anyway, oxygen. Don't let him have what he's taking from you just because you got cow teeth.
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I wouldn't be surprised if that woman died. Seems like the dog chewed off one of her breasts and hit significant, but not major, arteries.
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I eventually grabbed an iphone off a dead nigger (I'm sure he stole it.) and asked Siri to translate. I first had to agree that I was a CIS-normative, White supremacist, who feared The Gay, but eventually Siri gave me the answer I needed. I fired the dog out the tube and surfaced the boat. (Siri was extremely helpful!) Unfortunately, the dog was waiting for me and made repeated runs at my submarine. It was only through deft maneuvering that I was able to get close to some Chinese fishing vessels. They saw what was going on, killed the dog, and thanked me for the meal. They invited me on board but I declined because we all know how crappy everything is made by the Chinese. Their boat sank a short while later. The end.
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