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[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 20, 2022 09:47:40 ago (+1/-0)

U R GEY

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 19, 2022 13:39:37 ago (+1/-0)

is croutons the new jew?

If they are, then treat them like a jew and stuff them in the oven.

Croutons are easy to make and, like most homemade products, far better than store bought.

Cut a few loaves of bread, ideally a few different varieties (e.g. Sourdough, dark Rye) for flavor contrast, into roughly 1/2" cubes, toss in a bowl with generous amounts of Olive oil, grated Parmesan and freshly chopped garlic.

Spread on a cookie sheet (parchment makes for easier cleanup if you have it), sprinkle with a little salt and bake at 350. Take them out and mix them up after about 10 minutes for more even consistency. Rotate trays top to bottom (not necessary for convection ovens).

Check them when you can smell them, about 10-15 minutes after stirring them.

Take them out when bread cubes reach desired degree of toastiness. Set aside to cool.

Unless you burn them, guaranteed these will be better than most anything you'll find at a store.

[ - ] Shitheel 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 19, 2022 20:32:35 ago (+0/-0)

Why would you put croutons in the oven? That would burn them.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 19, 2022 11:05:15 ago (+1/-0)

Croutons is a sign of white power and white privilege.

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] -2 points 3.1 yearsMar 19, 2022 11:07:44 ago (+0/-2)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 19, 2022 11:16:11 ago (+0/-0)

I stand a safe distance off to the right of it.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 19, 2022 07:52:32 ago (+0/-0)

Croutons are based

Duh

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] -2 points 3.1 yearsMar 19, 2022 07:53:28 ago (+0/-2)

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[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 19, 2022 07:54:52 ago (+0/-0)

Prove me wronk

You can’t

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] -2 points 3.1 yearsMar 19, 2022 07:57:12 ago (+0/-2)

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