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Creaky creaky, bitch!

submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 17:12:12 ago (+31/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] con77 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 18:17:15 ago (+0/-0)

its demons masquerading as crickets

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 20:39:04 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Clueless_Enigma 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 21:04:39 ago (+0/-0)

I worked at a pet store and sold them faggots like the South Sea Company, and my luck turned out... oh god dammit.

[ - ] dontknowwhatiwant 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 21:46:54 ago (+0/-0)

She's actually talking about niggers & spics.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 23:24:18 ago (+0/-0)

Haha femoid.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 06:03:23 ago (+0/-0)

Yes thot! Cry moar for the new immigrants. They are your good luck charm. If you ask nicely, maybe things will be normal again. The tears are working.

[ - ] fooke 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 09:08:49 ago (+0/-0)

God women are useless.

[ - ] Paradoxical003 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 17:20:25 ago (+1/-0)

You can cage the crickets.

[ - ] Weredawg 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 17:23:20 ago (+0/-0)

Or set the house on fire.

[ - ] Paradoxical003 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 17:24:02 ago (+2/-0)

Or kick the whore out of her house instead.

[ - ] Weredawg 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 17:30:17 ago (+0/-0)

That too.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 19:04:08 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] GeneralDisarray 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 21:51:35 ago (+0/-0)

If that worked we would be farming the Sahara for millennia by killing spiders to make it rain there.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 00:26:18 ago (+1/-0)

Hahahaaa women are fucking retards. I kill crickets with enthusiasm, and my life is going great.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 17:27:23 ago (+2/-0)

Nuke from orbit. Is only way to be sure!

[ - ] con77 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 18:16:52 ago (+2/-0)

haaaaa!

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 05:00:12 ago (+2/-0)

Don't the SJW's eat the fucking crickets nowadays?

[ - ] yesiknow 5 points 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 17:43:00 ago (+5/-0)

Imagine her being her great grandmother living on a homestead and having to deal with everything they had to deal with. She'd get her entire family killed.

[ - ] DrCaligari 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 00:33:20 ago (+3/-0)

If she were raised on a homestead like her great grandmother, she wouldn't be a tattooed, superstitious, weak woman. She would eat those crickets for breakfast (not in a globohomo way).

[ - ] dalai_llama 5 points 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 18:21:13 ago (+5/-0)

This has to be an act. No one can actually be like this.

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 19:49:11 ago (+0/-0)

she's pretty good actor. maybe it's an audition tape.

[ - ] breh 6 points 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 19:13:41 ago (+6/-0)

Kill the crickets and use them to fertilize your houseplants, or get a couple free range lizards to do it for you. Victory conditions met.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 02:05:44 ago (+0/-0)

Grew up in a hippie boomer house and the bugs were bad. I always gave the lizards and spiders space to do their job, and they did it well. My corner of the house never had roaches.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 7 points 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 19:57:37 ago (+7/-0)

She says crickets but she means niggers.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 00:26:47 ago (+2/-0)

Moon crickets.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 04:01:15 ago (+1/-0)

Nigglet calling for mommy in background "There's one right now, see what I mean?"

[ - ] deleted 10 points 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 18:18:48 ago (+10/-0)

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[ - ] Aze 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 04:31:55 ago (+2/-0)

I was thinking the same thing. This kind of thing only develops in people who have know nothing but peace and luxury all their lives.

[ - ] Paradoxical003 12 points 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 17:25:53 ago (+12/-0)*

I think this is the best illustration of the immigration horrors we are forced to deal with.

They come here and do all sorts of heinous evil while living at our expense, you can't communicate with them, they wouldn't even respect you if you could, and they reproduce like a plague.

We arent able to keep them from coming in and neither are we allowed to get rid of them, so we just tolerate their presence even though they do nothing but cause us harm and take an increasing amount of presence in our homes.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 18:22:30 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] Paradoxical003 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 19:07:39 ago (+1/-0)

I had the idea to accusers someone who refused to let me live with them as a member of their household of wanting me dead, bevause they refused me residence in their homes.

After all, you get accused of wanting someone dead for refusing to have them in your country.

It'd make a good show to have a TV show called America house, where a family allows total strangers to live with them as family members, applying all the same events, measures, and arguments to the strangers living in the house as we do to the invaders living in our countries.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 19:48:01 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 04:58:24 ago (+1/-0)

And women think just "asking nicely to leave" will be enough while she is being raped.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 14 points 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 17:30:41 ago (+14/-0)

lol Sounds like she has roaches, not crickets.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 22:10:53 ago (+3/-0)

You know, you’re right. Nobody has 36 crickets running around in their kitchen. She’d go deaf from the chirping.

Its roaches. She thinks they’re lucky. That’s cute.

I once moved in to an apartment next to some chinks. The chinks moved out and they fumigated the apartment. Hundreds of cockroach refugees from the chink place moved in with me. I didn’t know what they were because I was suburbs girl and had always dwelled with whites. I learned fast and then launched a genocide on them. The roaches, not the chinks.

[ - ] Terraeri1 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 01:28:22 ago (+1/-0)

When my mother got her first place she tore the wallpaper down and leapt 8 foot out of the room as it was crawling with roaches. Africans living above were infested and didn't give a fuck spread to the entire building. Absolutely disgusting people.

[ - ] nobody 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 02:58:50 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Hobama 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 16:01:10 ago (+1/-0)

Should have done the chinks

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 27, 2022 12:03:29 ago (+0/-0)

I'm something less than shocked to hear your apt is full of roaches. Maybe you should train one of your cats to squash them.

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 18:39:26 ago (+2/-0)

That's what I thought. Nasty