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When going to Ukraine to "fuck shit up" doesn't turn out so well.
submitted by qwop to WorldWar3 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 15:47:58 ago (+74/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] dalai_llama 29 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 16:05:19 ago (+29/-0)

It's funny when people don't even try to understand warfare. If you can't speak the language of the commanders, what do you think your role will be?

I mean, logically speaking, if I was the commander and I had a bunch of untrained, undisciplined recruits that didn't speak my language, I would use you as front line fodder and as suicide probes to test enemy weaknesses.

[ + ] Broc_Liath

[ - ] Broc_Liath 7 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 18:39:17 ago (+8/-1)

It's funny when people don't even try to understand warfare. If you can't speak the language of the commanders, what do you think your role will be?

I shit you not, on reddit right now there's a heavily upvoted post warning people to stop posting selfies because in a few weeks time they might have to go undercover and become resistance fighters.

These people think they're going to be hidden-in-plain-sight guerillas in a country where they don't even speak the local language.

and as suicide probes to test enemy weaknesses.

That would imply the Ukranians are advancing. More like they'd get abandoned in a trench to buy time for the locals to retreat. I doubt the majority are even qualified for that though, most likely they'll be filling sandbags, digging latrines and doing whatever other dirty job the Ukranians don't want.

[ - ] Dr_Mx 13 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 19:15:00 ago (+13/-0)

As the guy said in the vid, they're used to pump up the number of dead 'Ukrainians' by the Russians.

[ - ] sgtmac 4 points 3.3 yearsMar 16, 2022 00:09:32 ago (+4/-0)

exactly right, Ukraine wants to send the foreigners, especially Americans, British, etc., to the front to get killed to try and draw those countries into the war.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 6 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 20:10:40 ago (+6/-0)

These people think they're going to be hidden-in-plain-sight guerillas in a country where they don't even speak the local language.

More power to em maybe they finally realize mommy and daddy aren't going to be bringing them sammiches during their 24 hour call of duty spec ops and finally grow the fuck up while their asshole puckers a couple times from almost loosing their lives from making a stupid decision to join a fight in another country because thier social media feed told them to.

[ + ] 3Whuurs

[ - ] 3Whuurs 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 16, 2022 01:06:51 ago (+1/-0)

Exactly, it’s almost as if the US, after only waging foreign war for 80 years on people that look nothing like them, don’t realize they won’t instantly get spotted as foreigners in Eastern Europe . Lol
Western soldiers struggle to tell the difference between yellow and brown combatants, while the average Eastern European can tell the difference between dozens of phenotype differences fluently.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 20:07:42 ago (+3/-0)

Human shields to the front!

[ + ] SirNiggsalot

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 3 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 21:30:58 ago (+3/-0)

Any responsible Commander would do the same

[ + ] RedBarchetta

[ - ] RedBarchetta 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 21:26:50 ago (+2/-0)

100% Why risk my countrymen when retards are lining up to be catch bullets?

they might have to go undercover and become resistance fighters

Neck beards can't pass an American Fitness test, they think they are going to be James fucking Bond or some shit?

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 22:07:12 ago (+1/-1)

You,would be in fact,a poor leader.

[ - ] Her0n 27 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 18:11:54 ago (+27/-0)

The same people who screamed about Kyle Rittenhouse crossing state lines with a gun for “no reason” are now crossing countries and oceans with guns… I have no sympathy for these people.

[ + ] RedBarchetta

[ - ] RedBarchetta 8 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 21:29:56 ago (+8/-0)

That's really fucking serious to your citizenship https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/959

(a)Whoever, within the United States, enlists or enters himself, or hires or retains another to enlist or enter himself, or to go beyond the jurisdiction of the United States with intent to be enlisted or entered in the service of any foreign prince, state, colony, district, or people as a soldier or as a marine or seaman on board any vessel of war, letter of marque, or privateer, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.

How do these retards go over there, then advertise it.

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 4 points 3.3 yearsMar 16, 2022 00:14:45 ago (+4/-0)

The law is only applied one way.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 16 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 18:02:01 ago (+16/-0)

How nice of him to rat on the red cross and explain exactly how they sneak people out of harm's way.

By the way, he signed up to fight and take orders, not to say, "No."

[ + ] bites_you

[ - ] bites_you 10 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 18:37:55 ago (+10/-0)

right? by posting this he's just getting more people in his exact situation killed

[ + ] albatrosv15

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 16, 2022 05:07:55 ago (+1/-0)

And that's a good thing.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 7 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 20:15:03 ago (+7/-0)

He found out there's no rage quit option and is now a conscientious objector

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 20:33:41 ago (+2/-0)

I think he came real close to finding out there's a rape quit option.

[ - ] FacelessOne 14 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 16:46:38 ago (+14/-0)

@mikenigger the motherland needs help!

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 8 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 20:12:03 ago (+8/-0)

@goatslayer your front hole to the foxhole

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 20:40:58 ago (+4/-0)

Can someone redpill me on why everyone seems to be picking on mikenigger lately? Did I miss something?

[ + ] ScheduledSuicide

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 4 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 20:50:57 ago (+4/-0)

Can someone bluepill me on all the fucking drama?

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus 3 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 20:56:24 ago (+4/-1)

grabs some popcorn

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 23:49:11 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] yesiknow 14 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 15:59:38 ago (+14/-0)

They've got overmommying all over them.

Learning that people lie to them and put less value on their life than their own is what mommy won't allow anyone to teach her 1.7 kids. Oprah Winfrey's panel of buck sucking hags said so, and that's when the country went on the doom ride

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 20:13:35 ago (+3/-0)

You hear those helicopter blades fucksack? That ain't your mommy you faggot piece of shit! Throws a gun at him. Start shootin fuckface!

[ - ] QuasiVoat 11 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 17:39:39 ago (+11/-0)

I wonder what he thought was going to happen?

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit 11 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 18:17:29 ago (+11/-0)

I think he was hoping to lose some weight?

[ + ] QuasiVoat

[ - ] QuasiVoat 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 22:27:24 ago (+2/-0)

lol

[ + ] Thought_Criminal

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 3 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 20:27:20 ago (+3/-0)

You know it involved respawn points.

[ + ] QuasiVoat

[ - ] QuasiVoat 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 22:26:53 ago (+1/-0)

lol

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 20:16:20 ago (+2/-0)

They didn't thats the point. It's all based off of the social media algorithm and likes.

[ + ] QuasiVoat

[ - ] QuasiVoat 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 22:27:09 ago (+0/-0)

^

[ + ] Bonanza

[ - ] Bonanza 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 16, 2022 08:12:57 ago (+0/-0)

^^

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 9 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 18:22:51 ago (+9/-0)

So hes a coward and a deserter?

[ - ] dassar 10 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 19:16:33 ago (+10/-0)

Yep, And also apparently posed as a member of Red Cross to evade Ukraine Border Security during a 'War' .

[ + ] Thyhorrorcosmic103

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 7 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 19:23:04 ago (+7/-0)

Sounds like a war crime.

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 7 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 20:40:19 ago (+7/-0)

Yeah. The Red Cross really shouldn't get involved like that. Their neutrality keeps them safe. It's like shipping arms in the hold of the RMS Lusitania. But you know the Red Cross people saw them and knew they were a bunch of morons well outside their safe spaces.

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 4 points 3.3 yearsMar 16, 2022 00:17:40 ago (+4/-0)

This one post gives the ruskies cause to start capturing and inspecting every Red Cross unit they can get their hands on. And if they find evidence of this sort of thing for themselves, they then have cause to bomb/shoot them whenever they enter the field of battle.

[ + ] localsal

[ - ] localsal 6 points 3.3 yearsMar 16, 2022 03:10:14 ago (+6/-0)

It wasn't the Russians trying to keep them from leaving - it was the Ukrainians. LOL

They go to fight for a country, decide they don't like it, and then the host country gives them the finger when they try to leave.

Of course every 18-60yo Ukraine male is also conscripted and denied passage at the border.

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 16, 2022 03:32:41 ago (+1/-0)

It wasn't the Russians trying to keep them from leaving - it was the Ukrainians. LOL

Yes, and yet it still gives them cause.

[ - ] dassar 3 points 3.3 yearsMar 16, 2022 03:10:26 ago (+3/-0)

The tard openly admitted that the Red Cross group contained 'a bunch' of former SF's and carried spare vests and passes to help 'evade' Border security. You think the Red cross crew only just decided to do it to this retard and his two buddies ?? .... Sounds like they're running a Red Cross rat line .... Lolz. They're likely doing it too get people in as well .

[ + ] 2017Fallout

[ - ] 2017Fallout 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 16, 2022 03:37:39 ago (+0/-0)

Trafficinh all those cute white kids out

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 6 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 20:35:54 ago (+6/-0)

And a desserter. Did you see that fat face?

[ - ] GeneralDisarray 9 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 18:10:43 ago (+9/-0)

I have zero sympathy for these morons.

They believed lies that put them in danger while protecting pedophiles. The Ukrainians put zero value on their lives and the Russians are actively targeting and killing them by the hundreds.

And do you think the liberals that told them these lies give a single fuck? No!

Sucks to be retarded cannon fodder. Wah

[ - ] Belrick 8 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 18:45:19 ago (+8/-0)

Mrna vaccines and Ukraine are killing off large numbers of whites that failed the test.

The test of awareness and intelligence and mind antivirus

[ + ] albatrosv15

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 16, 2022 05:10:43 ago (+1/-0)

Someone looking at the big picture in this emotional mess? Blasphemy.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 7 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 16:57:34 ago (+7/-0)

"Can I just be here for IG photos and free pussy?"

[ + ] CoronaHoax

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 22:16:11 ago (+0/-0)

Is chaturbate giving a free promo for Ukraine recruits?

[ - ] HeyJames 5 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 19:06:45 ago (+5/-0)

Slavic warfare has always been to flood young men to the front in pretty much suicide tactics.

[ - ] NorthAmericanPorchMonkey 3 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 22:06:25 ago (+3/-0)

How are these retards even getting into Ukraine, I thought Russia glassed all the airports and blocked all the main entrances?

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 16, 2022 06:48:37 ago (+1/-0)

Either Poland or likr the guy from London that took a tour of the "war zone."

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 20:07:06 ago (+3/-0)

Redditard realizes that call of duty isn't like real life.
Dumbfuck 🤣

[ + ] Thought_Criminal

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 20:30:01 ago (+1/-0)

Where's the respawn point Sarge? LEtz cAmp TH3 Ruahshian's!

[ - ] Systemisgay 3 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 16:25:41 ago (+3/-0)

Are any of the volunteers niggers or kikes

[ + ] Incanus

[ - ] Incanus 9 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 17:27:00 ago (+9/-0)

mostly soylents. Niggers lack empathy and kikes were warned to get out in advance of Armageddon - you know, god's chosen and all that.

[ + ] Teefinyomouf

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 19:22:45 ago (+2/-0)

No. Propaganda targets the center of the bell curve.

[ + ] Broc_Liath

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 18:40:18 ago (+1/-0)

I've seen a couple of (((californians))) posing for the cameras, but they could just be crisis actors.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 3 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 15:49:30 ago (+6/-3)

i want to see his gore or you can fuck off.

can I see the dead reddit battalion please?

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 10 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 15:54:55 ago (+10/-0)

They all died unrelated to battle actions in a tragic disgusting orgy accident down the street from there.

[ + ] localsal

[ - ] localsal 9 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 15:58:48 ago (+9/-0)

You mean they didn't know the Ukrainian words for "glue" vs "lube"?

The aftermath was horrendous.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 20:17:55 ago (+0/-0)

👍

[ + ] Lordbananafist

[ - ] Lordbananafist 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 15:59:05 ago (+4/-3)

booooo gore or get out

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 21:56:28 ago (+2/-0)

Heres another video posted by posobiec with 2 more volunteers. https://files.catbox.moe/023qht.mp4

[ + ] 2017Fallout

[ - ] 2017Fallout 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 16, 2022 03:41:41 ago (+0/-0)

This isnt the same guy is it?

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 21:30:00 ago (+2/-0)

Maybe shoulda headed to the Rio Grande , instead of half way around the world to a fight that really doesn't concern us.

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 20:49:58 ago (+2/-0)

There is a reason why the title 'Professional Soldier' exists. At least these antigun foggots got to be in a militia (jealous).

[ - ] Bonlio1 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 16, 2022 11:10:54 ago (+1/-0)

Looks like he spends most of his time on eyebrow maintenance. Maybe they will pay for gender surgery

[ - ] 3Whuurs 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 16, 2022 01:25:39 ago (+1/-0)

So this group he was with is just a small circle jerk of about 25 larpers, paid for by the ex Georgian president, but coordinated by Ukrainian military.
What a group of exquisite faggots.

http://eu.eot.su/2022/03/07/sabotage-group-georgian-national-legion-discovered-in-ukraine/

Why the fuck wouldn’t you just buy a Ukrainian Rosetta Stone kit, start learning the language and just go enlist in their regular army?
Did they think they were going to be special forces because there was only 2 dozen of them ? Lol.

[ - ] TALKLOL 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 21:48:34 ago (+1/-0)

I hear what he's sayin' but dude's wearing makeup/eyeshadow, hair done up, beard trimmed, manscaped.

[ + ] Vrbllpollushin

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 16, 2022 12:48:17 ago (+1/-0)

I thought he was wearing makeup, too.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 20:48:06 ago (+1/-0)

Is it possible that this too is disinformation? Just sayin. Does he have eyeshadow on? He looks like he plucks his eyebrows and he doesn’t look like he’s been roughing it for even a week.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 20:42:03 ago (+1/-0)

Young poeple usually have completely fucked up (DELISIONAL). wAy thinking poeple THING ABOUT TEHEmSEVES/

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 19:28:34 ago (+1/-0)

At the beginning of every major war there's always a rush to fight and those are the ones that get slaughtered. Considering most first world males and their mental and physical condition did they think it was going to be different this time around?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 16:55:14 ago (+2/-1)

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[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 17:20:25 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] 2017Fallout 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 16, 2022 03:43:49 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds such bullshit that I wonder whether they are trying to put off people travelling there as the whole made-up war will be obvious. Got filter all info through the msm

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 16, 2022 01:41:40 ago (+0/-0)

can you imagine all these leftards going around boasting about being a veteran. "I fought in the great Ukrainian war back in '22. These are the same people who hate US military vets. (puke)

[ - ] Trumpman1488 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 16, 2022 00:00:45 ago (+0/-0)

I love the smell of dead redditers in the morning!

[ - ] Terraeri1 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 23:28:29 ago (+0/-0)

I know someone who went out there. He went through a period of fighting with the Kurds and now he's out there fighting with Ukraine.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 18:52:44 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 20:19:30 ago (+0/-0)

He's double plus Xtra gud vaxt

[ + ] account deleted by user

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 16, 2022 03:17:44 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Boardallday_420_2 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 15, 2022 17:19:18 ago (+0/-0)

Cannon fodder.