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I got the job...

submitted by big_fat_dangus to wagies 2.2 yearsMar 13, 2022 05:45:56 ago (+28/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] ArnoBreker 6 points 2.2 yearsMar 13, 2022 09:37:23 ago (+6/-0)

Yeah, I just got a new job, 40% pay increase. That's about how I felt when they said they use scrum and agile methodology.

I'll take up my cross for my family though, inflation is destroying our grocery bill.

[ - ] o0shad0o 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 13, 2022 12:42:00 ago (+3/-0)

It'll take more time for the job market to determine that making workers more focused on their tasks is counterproductive if it makes them want to quit and disrupts the tasks anyway.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 13, 2022 16:08:55 ago (+0/-0)

and disrupts the tasks anyway.

15 random meetings in a day is distracting? You should work like a machine through all the impromptu meetings about (insert current normie topic here).

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 13, 2022 13:00:01 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah, the agile cult has infected my department as well. Corporate developers ruin everything they touch, just like democrats.

[ - ] Cantaloupe -3 points 2.2 yearsMar 13, 2022 12:09:45 ago (+0/-3)

So... make a tool

[ - ] ArnoBreker 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 14, 2022 08:55:18 ago (+0/-0)

What are you talking about?

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 15, 2022 15:52:56 ago (+0/-0)

Scrum and Agile. They can be a time wasting hassle; however you can often obtain software that does most of the steps involved for you. Also, proactively influence what work you take up.

[ - ] HeyJames 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 13, 2022 09:40:30 ago (+3/-0)

Don't work goy. Socialism is better!

[ - ] 2017Fallout 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 13, 2022 15:50:10 ago (+1/-0)

Congratulations on the pay rise

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 13, 2022 16:29:15 ago (+0/-0)

i'm looking for a job now, and this is the experience i expect once i start working

[ - ] DrPhil -2 points 2.2 yearsMar 13, 2022 09:58:02 ago (+2/-4)

funny look at chat you kike, every single time... why are you even there

you are a degenerate loser who has nothing but a telegram account

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 13, 2022 10:14:48 ago (+1/-0)

Dial gay

[ - ] DrPhil -4 points 2.2 yearsMar 13, 2022 10:17:38 ago (+1/-5)

lol @talk being free speech

larp harder faggot, you are the picure present

@system

[ - ] UncleDoug 4 points 2.2 yearsMar 13, 2022 10:18:50 ago (+4/-0)

It's so free, no has has downvoted or reported you dial. Despite you never learning from your prior mistakes, which you continue to make.

[ - ] DrPhil -3 points 2.2 yearsMar 13, 2022 10:22:40 ago (+1/-4)

why are you calling me dioil... its like im systematiclyc somone with oposing views is being targeted... guess what you kike im no this person so fuck off

this is why i hate you

you are worthless

[ - ] iSmokeMemes 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 13, 2022 12:26:07 ago (+1/-0)

Umad bruh.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 13, 2022 12:15:33 ago (+2/-1)

Lick on these nuts and suck the dick, bitch.

[ - ] iSmokeMemes 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 13, 2022 12:26:29 ago (+2/-0)

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

[ - ] DrPhil -4 points 2.2 yearsMar 13, 2022 09:56:49 ago (+1/-5)

yeah being a retarded nigger on social services helps dont you fuck