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Identify This

submitted by UncleDoug to BigBadTech 2.1 yearsMar 12, 2022 10:16:09 ago (+44/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] zongongo 8 points 2.1 yearsMar 12, 2022 11:28:52 ago (+8/-0)

Ministry Of Silly Walks.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 2.1 yearsMar 12, 2022 16:16:01 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] RecycledElectrons 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 12, 2022 14:35:12 ago (+3/-0)

From Monte Python.

[ - ] o0shad0o 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 12, 2022 18:32:44 ago (+2/-0)

Our only hope in this era.

[ - ] Mopar_or_nocar24 5 points 2.1 yearsMar 12, 2022 14:57:11 ago (+5/-0)

#bringbackgoosestepping

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 5 points 2.1 yearsMar 12, 2022 12:46:12 ago (+5/-0)

Just one more aspect. They already know your schedule, spending habits, and vehicle. By the time a camera photographs your face the computer is 99% certain who you are anyway.

[ - ] Steelerfish 5 points 2.1 yearsMar 12, 2022 10:37:19 ago (+5/-0)

It won’t be long until schools adapt the type of sex Ed classes in the “Meaning of life”
(Of course it will be an interracial gay couple, though)

[ - ] Shotinthedark 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 12, 2022 13:51:24 ago (+2/-0)

Don't go stampeding straight for the clitoris!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 12, 2022 17:23:19 ago (+3/-0)

Wear high heels to your criminal acts.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 12, 2022 21:36:48 ago (+2/-0)

Or don't if you normally wear them all the time like OP likes to do.

[ - ] Fjjdjd 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 12, 2022 17:07:57 ago (+3/-0)

The police and fbi shave the heels of their boots when they are going to do a false flag

Source
Cop buddy

Shave the heels!

Haha

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 12, 2022 20:44:21 ago (+2/-0)

That's a great idea!

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 12, 2022 21:37:34 ago (+1/-0)

Heel beards are the worst!

[ - ] Cunt 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 12, 2022 14:24:48 ago (+3/-0)

My kids and I have been doing the ministry of silly walks lately (they started it, I just told them what it was).

[ - ] selpai 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 12, 2022 19:39:21 ago (+2/-0)

Pretty sure i read about this in a distop... Oh wait! That's right...

This is how "Little Brother" starts...

[ - ] WanderingToast 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 12, 2022 18:36:05 ago (+2/-0)

Old tech but aye

[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 12, 2022 18:25:51 ago (+2/-0)

That's great. Because I have one of the strangest most inconsistent gaits there is. People have commented to me that it looks like I'm walking to a beat, but that it is never the same beat. They're gonna analyze it and think I'm like 8 different people. Lol

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 07:53:46 ago (+1/-0)

Start the genocide while on rollerblades. Carry a hockey stick.

[ - ] Qwertytoal 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 12, 2022 15:24:43 ago (+2/-0)

Place 1 lift in 1 shoe. Enough to fool the algo. Alternate shoes so you don't become lopsided.

[ - ] allahead 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 12, 2022 14:30:51 ago (+2/-0)

Article is from 2012, pretty sure gait analysis was fully functional even back then.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 12, 2022 23:12:07 ago (+1/-0)

Considering that this is almost 10 years old, I imagine the technology is already implemented.

[ - ] Deetz 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 12, 2022 14:27:12 ago (+1/-0)

Gait recognition has been used for years,domestically. This isn't new.

[ - ] Equalizer 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 12, 2022 16:15:04 ago (+0/-0)

I remember some article about the FBI using it years ago. It works too, I can identify most of my neighbors from a unfocused stare as they walk by.

[ - ] NeonGreen 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 12, 2022 18:15:40 ago (+0/-0)

It's called gate mapping.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 12, 2022 12:27:44 ago (+0/-0)

HEIL

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 12, 2022 12:05:50 ago (+0/-0)

Ill just wear a burqa everywhere in public

Take that big brother!