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Government jester, Stephen Colbert tries to normalize high gas prices for his NPC audience

submitted by NationalSocialism to JewMedia 3.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 18:19:43 ago (+32/-0)     (twitter.com)

https://twitter.com/tomselliott/status/1501158360368001026



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[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 9, 2022 00:24:40 ago (+0/-0)

Remember he is good friends with John Podesta so he's in on the whole child trafficking shit too

and who is that ridiculous pickaninny at the end?

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 11:37:51 ago (+0/-0)

I'd like to watch him tell his jokes while he's dangling from his neck

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 22:03:12 ago (+1/-0)

It'll be fun each time I hear how one of these late-night joke-men, has been killed and eaten by niggers.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 23:00:18 ago (+1/-0)

The russian embargo is ridiculous because all of the countries selling gas are evil

laughs

But I'm willing to pay a little extra for a clean conscience!

raucous agreement

You couldn't make it up. Cherry on the cake: He implies he won't face the costs because he's a good progressive and drives an electric car. Conveniently ignoring how the electricity will be generated and his food will be delivered.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 18:54:46 ago (+2/-0)

How much are LARPers paying to fill their Molotov cocktails in ukrainistan, and just who the fuck are they buying it from? You'd think common goods and services would be scarce in an invasion.

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 3.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 18:29:36 ago (+4/-0)

Smutty Horse mirror: https://u.smutty.horse/mgayedaumwc.mp4

"Today, the average gas price in America hit an all-time record high of over $4/gallon. OK, that stings, but a clean conscience is worth a buck or two. It’s important. I’m willing to pay $4/gallon. Hell, I’ll pay $15 a gallon b/c I drive a Tesla" https://t.co/my8Ukya5rQ

Using Smutty Horse since someone mentioned Pomf.cat is not mobile friendly.

Phone bros, can one of you let me know if this works better?

[ - ] Paradoxical003 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 19:04:22 ago (+2/-0)

I support Putin.

[ - ] NationalSocialism [op] 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 18:36:49 ago (+1/-0)

Smutty Horse Web App — You can now install Smutty Horse as a Web app on those platforms that support this (such as Android) and use it as a sharing destination for links to files.

Sadly, I don’t have android. Looks like I can use it as an alternative to catbox and pomf for images though.

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 19:44:53 ago (+1/-0)

Your link worked on my tablet.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 19:48:55 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks, Goat!

[ - ] NationalSocialism [op] 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 19:51:49 ago (+1/-0)

My bad. The link worked on my phone as well. I meant it’s still a site that I can’t mobile post my videos.

[ - ] beanbagWizard 5 points 3.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 22:03:06 ago (+5/-0)

"Clean concious for a buck or 2"

Just after stating a shitty joke about Saudi Arabia being the "good guys".

NPCs can't comprehend concepts, when said in different sentences can they?

[ - ] Broc_Liath 3 points 3.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 23:01:40 ago (+3/-0)

Right?

Assuming it's not canned laughter those people are effectively trained monkeys.

[ - ] dingbat 6 points 3.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 21:16:53 ago (+6/-0)

“A clean conscience is worth a buck or two”???Dickhead, a gas tank is 13-20 gallons. I just filled up my 4 cylinder Mom Mobile for $55. It was less than $30 before Mr. (((Green New Deal)) showed up.

[ - ] NationalSocialism [op] 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 21:27:15 ago (+2/-0)

https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1501237509853962242?cxt=HHwWhICzpfbju9UpAAAA

Look at the ignorance in the comment replies from this Biden post. It’s beyond disturbing…

[ - ] dingbat 4 points 3.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 21:36:25 ago (+4/-0)

We were making some headway with people not believing the news….now it seems like EVERYONE is jumping on this Putin bandwagon. We’re fuuuuuucked.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 9, 2022 00:16:25 ago (+2/-0)

Based Chinese State media calling out Sleepy. LOL

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 7 points 3.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 19:36:26 ago (+7/-0)

Watch all of these late-nite talk show jews start brainwashing their followers about how high gas and food prices is a good thing. "we must all do our part. we're in this together".

fucking kikebag filth

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 21:20:25 ago (+1/-0)

This is the shit that infuriates me to no end. The irony alone of Maher’s audience woo-wooing when he started going “anti-Cohen-19” took the cake.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 9, 2022 00:47:58 ago (+1/-0)

Indeed. The thing that frosts my cookies is these leftists, who will never go into the military, demand that men like us go fight and die, after all the hate we got for refusing their little genome therapy shot. They celebrated our deaths. Celebrated starving us and our kids and trying to keep us from being able to buy grociers, etc. I wouldn't fight for these idiots for all the money in the world. If I seen one of them getting raped or murdered, and I could stop it, I wouldn't. Leftists are foreign enemy combatants. deez nuts