Riddle: What does a nation with intercontinental ballistic missiles do when it's about to lose a conventional war? - Upgoat

Riddle: What does a nation with intercontinental ballistic missiles do when it's about to lose a conventional war?
submitted by IwuvU to AskUpgoat 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 16:08:36 ago (+4/-1) (AskUpgoat)

Oh sorry, I meant intercontinental ballastic missiles with nuclear warheads, my bad.

[ - ] QuasiVoat 6 points 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 17:07:51 ago (+6/-0)

If nukes fly anyone who survives should have the first and only priority (other than survival) of minecrafting every chicken-hawk politician.

[ - ] FacelessOne 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 19:20:36 ago (+2/-0)

Aka Niggers Faggots and Kikes

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 19:45:28 ago (+2/-0)

That's a given.

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 20:14:14 ago (+1/-0)

This reminds me of the old saying "when nukes fly".

[ - ] QuasiVoat 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 21:57:54 ago (+1/-0)

:-)

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 16:58:17 ago (+2/-0)

Call in Al Dirtyshits for advice?

[ - ] Lordbananafist 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 16:34:56 ago (+1/-0)

nuke nuke nukes lol jews so scary

[ - ] IwuvU [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 16:37:30 ago (+1/-0)

You should be afraid of nukes though because they can kill everyone on the planet.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 16:40:33 ago (+0/-0)

we're on a digital forum full of words and words alone cunt

no nukes here lol

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 21:52:53 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 21:44:38 ago (+0/-0)

A nation with sane people at the helm and not jewish religious fanatics would pack up and go home because it isn't any of their fucking business.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 20:03:34 ago (+0/-0)

It shall DANCE!