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Exploding Whale, 1970

submitted by Belmont to funny 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 08:18:05 ago (+23/-0)     (youtu.be)

https://youtu.be/V6CLumsir34



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[ - ] coldsoak 4 points 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 11:27:56 ago (+4/-0)

"But the blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds".

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 15:12:56 ago (+2/-0)

I think a tug boat and a tether could have pulled it out to sea if they hadn't waited weeks

[ - ] Sh1tt1ngMys3lf 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 15:03:34 ago (+1/-0)

"I think we should use about 20 cases of dynamite. That should do the trick"

[ - ] Incanus 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 12:43:38 ago (+1/-0)

People often complain that "MAGA" doesn't mean anything specifically or that whatever you think it means is really bad "because reasons..."

but when I say MAGA, I mean this. and there's NOTHING I don't love about this.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 11:24:16 ago (+1/-0)

...Land-lubber newsmen shortly to become land-blubber newsmen.
Highlarious....

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 10:54:28 ago (+1/-0)

Where can you get cases of dynamite? Asking for science.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 12:30:51 ago (+0/-0)

From the dynamite store, duh!

[ - ] Incanus 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 12:44:24 ago (+0/-0)

I think the Acme Corp still has a mail order service for things like this.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 19:51:11 ago (+0/-0)

www.roadrunnerandcoyote.com

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 19:50:09 ago (+0/-0)

When Portland wasn't a liberal shithole.

Lavender haired 300lb reeeeeeeeeeee queens would have been out there in today's 🤡 🌎 protesting the unethical and climate pollution this would create.

While afterwards throwing their chinese economy boosting face muzzles on the bushes and trees.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 19:28:20 ago (+0/-0)

tOO STUPID tO shorten IT? a SIGN ON THE TIMES I GUESS.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 15:11:18 ago (+0/-0)

Why not just dig a hole next to it and roll it in?

[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 15:26:20 ago (+1/-0)

Every time they do this the action of the sand and water on the beach results in the dead whale carcass resurfacing from the sand.