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Hey, Google...

submitted by FalseRealityCheck to ClownWorld 3.3 yearsMar 6, 2022 23:08:53 ago (+53/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/3y97pt.mp4



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[ - ] NuckFiggers 13 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 01:40:29 ago (+13/-0)

If you have one of those things in your house you're a retard anyway

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 09:46:37 ago (+2/-1)

Said the guy with a cellphone and wifi in his home

[ - ] chrimony 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 13:25:31 ago (+1/-0)

At least the cell phone and wifi in theory aren't spy devices. These digital assistants are spy devices BY DESIGN.

[ - ] calx 8 points 3.3 yearsMar 6, 2022 23:14:00 ago (+8/-0)

"Proud" = "Satanic" got it.

[ - ] Boardallday_420_2 4 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 00:32:26 ago (+4/-0)

I want this to be fake but I'm 99% sure it isn't

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 00:48:43 ago (+2/-0)

Other than the speech recognition it isn't difficult to pre-render whatever results you want withing a matrix of algorithms. You do have to write it out and determine what goes where with precision however or you get some decidedly odd results.

[ - ] Cunt 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 09:04:52 ago (+1/-0)

You make it sound so complicated. You just go to the app and type in some fields that when you say X you want Google to say Y.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 05:26:06 ago (+2/-0)

Just tried it with mine(i didn't buy it was a dead relative's), they changed it now. But I wouldn't be surprised though that video is real. If you ask who Jesus was it will tell you it doesn't know but if you ask it who Muhammad was it practically praises him. Also you can ask the jewgle spyware to play you the "vaccine song", and yes, it is kiked as you can imagine. I've also made multiple threats to the tendiserp and white house for the lolz.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 09:40:43 ago (+2/-0)

The FBI came to my house to try and intimidate me last year. I chugged Black Velvet shirtless while belting out GG Allin songs.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 13:59:39 ago (+0/-0)

Were you at the capitol or something?

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 11, 2022 18:27:54 ago (+0/-0)

No, but I did make a lame joke about the boogaloo. I forget what I called it, but it was severely over the top. No way anyone could take me seriously, but, here we are. Oh, and it was a day after I called a nigger a nigger right to his face in public very loudly.

[ - ] OldGoat 4 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 02:43:46 ago (+4/-0)

One time at the beginning of the covid psy-op (summer 2020) I was exploring the capabilities of the Google Bitch, and the Google Bitch said, "Would you like me to sing you a song?" I said yes. That fucking whore to state propaganda started singing "Wash, wash, wash your hands..." to the tune of Row Your Boat. I immediately sent a complaint, stating, "You fucking suck, eat shit, I fucking hate you, die." I immediately lost access to the Google Bitch.

[ - ] yesiknow 3 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 03:23:05 ago (+3/-0)

Thanks. Since I don't have a google bitch, it's good to know how to get rid of everyone else's.

[ - ] OldGoat 3 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 03:48:35 ago (+3/-0)

You have a Google Bitch if you have an Android phone. She's everywhere because she's a thot.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 09:38:32 ago (+0/-0)

Not is you DeGoogle your phone, or at least disable Android Assistant, but it's better if you flash your firmware to an alternate OS, such as LineageOS.

[ - ] Cunty 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 10:38:51 ago (+0/-0)

Not if you install lineage and dont install playstore or any of the other options to spoof your id and let you use google, i have used lineage for months without google, i use fdroid and sometimes download an apk from other trusted sources.

Android is still google though and so i am sure there are some metrics it has access to in my phone.

No google, battery now lasts 2-3 days , whats not to love?.

[ - ] WanderingToast 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 04:01:55 ago (+1/-0)

I remember my daughter trolling me with that song ..

She was like "hey dad look at this cool song the friend on my phone sings"

[ - ] OldGoat 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 06:11:11 ago (+0/-0)

Lol how did you respond to her? (I don't have daughters, just sons.)

[ - ] WanderingToast 3 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 09:47:36 ago (+3/-0)

If I remember correctly, much to her joy and amusement I responded what is known in our family as 'daddy rant#3'...which is the one that starts with .
"In all the globo-homo levels of the hellscape we are forced to endure, what manner of absolute kikery am I witness to now!"

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 09:39:11 ago (+0/-0)

The response would be to bitch slap her across the face for falling for the jew tricks.

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 00:31:56 ago (+2/-0)

nobody's blown up google yet.

[ - ] nobody 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 02:17:35 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] dontknowwhatiwant 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 02:43:27 ago (+1/-0)

Kill it with fire.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 09:37:03 ago (+0/-0)

It's not Pride;
it's Audacity.

[ - ] oldblo 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 09:40:59 ago (+0/-0)

Teaching AIs to be liars is unlikely to end well.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 11:29:18 ago (+0/-0)

How does THAT mechanical clown KNOW that "she" is AWESOME and BEAUTIFUL? Some sort of SPYING?