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What the fuck

submitted by anon to AnonWhatever 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 15:18:25 ago (+28/-3)     (i.imgur.com)

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[ - ] anon 3363869 15 points 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 16:42:12 ago (+15/-0)

No idea if this relates...

But you guys remember about 2 years back some major observatory in New Mexico or Arizona got put under lockdown including the surrounding area for several days.

Then when people insisted on an explanation it was sold as there was a server with kiddie porn.

What do you all think?

[ - ] anon 3363869 3 points 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 17:58:40 ago (+3/-0)

So I'm doing more digging into this and I found something missing.

Went to this page https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/26510736

7th comment reads: "Spooked and bumping OP because if you google Walter Ashcroft you find a guy who died in a car wreck in September doing over 100 mph that hit a power pole. Too weird of a name to be a coincidence. "

I do a google search for anything with the name "Walter Ashcroft" from Aug 1 to Oct 31 and get only 3 results, none of which are for the accident. Scrubbed?

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22walter+ashcroft%22&client=firefox-b-d&source=lnt&tbs=cdr%3A1%2Ccd_min%3A8%2F1%2F2020%2Ccd_max%3A10%2F31%2F2020&tbm=

I dunno, I'd keep digging but its bedtime for me.

[ - ] anon 1223955 0 points 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 22:18:54 ago (+0/-0)

I remember that story, I couldn't find anything more than surface level local news reports at the time but it was super sus.

If you do find anything interesting let us know.

[ - ] anon 2432362 0 points 2 yearsMar 7, 2022 04:16:15 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] anon 4604211 2 points 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 17:03:56 ago (+2/-0)

That definitely proved aliens exist and infiltrating our New Mexico observatories.

[ - ] anon 3363869 11 points 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 17:19:20 ago (+11/-0)

Look man, the story made absolutely no sense. Major solar observatory, shut down for 11 days AND the surrounding area.

Over a Janitor that had child porn.

If that makes sense to you, you are braindead.

Sources:

https://earthsky.org/human-world/why-sunspot-solar-observatory-nm-closed-fbi/

https://www.newsweek.com/mystery-solved-fbi-reveals-why-it-shutdown-new-mexico-solar-observatory-1130075

https://www.npr.org/2018/09/20/650134651/shutdown-of-new-mexico-observatory-was-part-of-investigation-into-child-pornogra?t=1646604928062

This was a cover up if I have ever seen one. I'm not saying aliens, but whatever happened here was a big deal, and it sure as hell wasn't about kiddie porn.

[ - ] anon 3989632 8 points 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 17:21:26 ago (+8/-0)

It definitely had to be more than that: Federal employees have been caught with CP and not even fired, let alone their entire office shut down.

[ - ] anon 4604211 2 points 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 22:13:20 ago (+3/-1)

Keep this between us, but I have a source in the MiB. It was actually alien child porn. 11 days is important because the number 11 matches the known number of planets in our... I've said too much.

[ - ] anon 2783947 -2 points 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 23:28:53 ago (+0/-2)

Please, I'm blue balled, you must continue so I can release my hybrid sperm.

[ - ] anon 3363869 6 points 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 17:21:44 ago (+6/-0)

Oh, did I forget to mention the blackhawk helicopters and SWAT involved?

[ - ] anon 3363869 4 points 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 17:27:42 ago (+4/-0)

Here is an article that was published just as they were reopening.

11 days in and no official story. Seriously tight lipped about that janitors porn habits...

https://www.science.org/content/article/remote-solar-observatory-remains-closed-after-mysterious-evacuation

[ - ] anon 1881370 1 point 2 yearsMar 7, 2022 05:59:42 ago (+1/-0)

As a janitor with a porn problem I can confirm.

[ - ] anon 2830402 4 points 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 16:14:14 ago (+4/-0)

What a shitty deadmans switch!

He should have added some form of evidence if this was real.

This looks like more mason bullshit aimed at building up to the project bluebeam fake alien shit.

[ - ] anon 3989632 5 points 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 17:22:54 ago (+5/-0)

I gotta say, I'm hyped for the alien invasion psyop. Should be way more fun than the pandemic/WW3 ones.

[ - ] anon 2830402 5 points 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 19:08:58 ago (+5/-0)

Yes, I think it will be a hell of a show. I'm looking forward to it.

However im sure an illusion this big will have many glitches and screw ups. I can't conceive these retards could possibly pull it off. Especially considering 911 which was way smaller in scale was a fuck up.

Building seven should have been pulled at the same time as the twin towers. But something went wrong and they had to bring it down separately.

This building was the real target. So when it also collapsed at freefall speed with no visible damage it became obvious that the buildings had been rigged to come down weeks in advance.

It took us years to see the lies back then. But now millions of us know what to look for.

They will royally fuck this up so bad the normies will be faced with only one conclusion. It's a hoax.

I bet the holograms glitch and breakdown.

At this point I just want them to get on with it. This covid and wwiii shit is tedious.

[ - ] anon 3989632 4 points 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 19:32:11 ago (+4/-0)

However im sure an illusion this big will have many glitches and screw ups. I can't conceive these retards could possibly pull it off.

Does it matter? Any gaps in the story will be "debunked" and memory holed. The normies will assume it's true because "surely every newspaper wouldn't lie about this all at once," They'll happily forget anything they know about the same companies owning every press outlet.

It took us years to see the lies back then. But now millions of us know what to look for.

Yeah, but see covid. The majority will ignore anything we dig up.

I wonder if the vaccine cancer will be blamed on a nuclear war or aliens...

[ - ] anon 2830402 3 points 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 20:32:16 ago (+3/-0)

Your a fucking idiot.

Everyone knows climat change causes every death now!

[ - ] anon 1881405 0 points 2 yearsMar 7, 2022 10:12:03 ago (+0/-0)

This should be a whole topic. What would be a good dead man switch?

[ - ] anon 3905158 3 points 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 16:45:07 ago (+3/-0)

Was the FM signal playing classic rock or christian?

[ - ] anon 2527000 1 point 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 20:26:55 ago (+1/-0)

I believe it's called mumblerap.

[ - ] anon 2094769 0 points 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 19:17:57 ago (+0/-0)

Iraqi trip hop

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 19:29:09 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] anon 2315860 2 points 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 19:26:45 ago (+2/-0)

Fuck all of you. When the alien invasion comes the first thing I'm going to find out is how they taste. Does it need barbecue sauce or just a rub? Grilled or broiled?

[ - ] anon 3361185 0 points 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 20:25:15 ago (+0/-0)

I like your style, anon

[ - ] anon 4604211 2 points 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 16:58:54 ago (+2/-0)

Anyone with YouTube and a little bit of wire can listen to Jupiter. This isn't new information and I can't read your text to see if there's any more to it.

[ - ] anon 3213831 2 points 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 18:09:18 ago (+2/-0)

I can't read your text to see if there's any more to it.

Just someone larping as a dead-man's-switch drop of "secret Ganymede alien space station" shit to fool the dummies who don't know about Jupiter's radio static. Or that of the other large planetary bodies for that matter.

[ - ] anon 3602163 0 points 2 yearsMar 7, 2022 00:39:21 ago (+0/-0)

Jupiter does sound spooky

[ - ] anon 1223955 1 point 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 22:19:15 ago (+1/-0)

Set up for project bluebeam?

[ - ] anon 1515676 0 points 2 yearsMar 7, 2022 12:55:19 ago (+0/-0)

Its anudda larp.

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 2 yearsMar 7, 2022 10:36:40 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] anon 1881405 0 points 2 yearsMar 7, 2022 10:11:23 ago (+0/-0)

The term "dead man switch" made the content true. If this trigger word got it past your normal discerning mechanisms then you should be wary that you are susceptible to being programmed

[ - ] anon 4056367 0 points 2 yearsMar 7, 2022 03:11:37 ago (+0/-0)

"Aliens" have never been here, are not here, and never will be here. Two reasons. One. Human beings are unique, so there are no aliens which we would recognize as humanoid, let alone animal-like. Earth is unique as fuck. Two. You cannot exceed the speed of light, so even if there were "aliens" from outside our ability to observe them with retardedly powerful telescopes and radio wave reception devices, they could never get here outside of the help of God, Satan, or your local witch doctor.

[ - ] anon 2683156 [op] 0 points 2 yearsMar 7, 2022 06:01:41 ago (+0/-0)

Where can I find a witch doctor? Also, ever heard of space warping?

[ - ] anon 1515676 0 points 2 yearsMar 7, 2022 12:58:24 ago (+0/-0)

If they are thousand or millions of years ahead, their travel would be magic to us. That "we cant muh travel speed of light" bullshit need not apply. Most likely coming from another dimension, anyway.

[ - ] anon 1729560 0 points 2 yearsMar 7, 2022 01:30:32 ago (+0/-0)

According to NASA, the decametric radio waves have frequencies between 10 and 40 MHz, but never above 40 MHz. "Electrons spiraling in Jupiter's magnetic field are thought to be the cause of the radio noise we hear," the space agency added.

The FM aspect would simply be the frequency changing at some regular rate.

[ - ] anon 1875989 0 points 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 22:13:09 ago (+0/-0)

You goota know that just randomly dropping some shit could create an FM radio. Just not a Porsche (yet).

[ - ] anon 4618433 0 points 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 15:44:59 ago (+0/-0)

Not sure I believe, but the metal is exactly described as the same metal at the antarctic "base"...
Interesting bit....

[ - ] anon 4033414 0 points 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 15:36:24 ago (+2/-2)*

What a lot of bullsh*t .. the NASA Mars Rovers have returned a massive amount of data proving an advanced industrial civilization once existed on that planet, as well as human skulls, living and dead Martians, a fox, a snake, boats, stone and steel weapons & tools, petrified whales and other assorted stuff, which has been the subject of a great many internet posts on this site, on Reddit, Poal, Voat1 and on numerous other sites, while the only response has been abuse and scorn .. now they come up with this bs. Edit.

[ - ] anon 9895297 5 points 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 15:47:43 ago (+5/-0)

Ok, I'm open minded about this. Ill take a look at your evidence.

....Checking....

....Continues Checking...

snickers

....Continues Checking...

Deep Breath

Hahahahahahah you are retarded. I won't even bother explaining. Everyone can just go look at this "evidence" for themselves to see how retarded you are.

[ - ] anon 3989632 1 point 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 17:19:50 ago (+1/-0)

I want my 30 seconds back.

[ - ] anon 2683156 [op] 2 points 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 15:49:53 ago (+2/-0)

That was so fucking stupid. Rocks shaped like objects proves nothing. You can do the same here on earth.

[ - ] anon 2436240 4 points 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 16:15:53 ago (+4/-0)

Given enough time, Rover could very well find a rock shaped like a giant nose.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 19:31:42 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] anon 2436240 0 points 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 19:59:57 ago (+0/-0)

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow nose...

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 21:06:46 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] anon 4604211 1 point 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 17:02:35 ago (+1/-0)

I love those pictures. It's like when children look at clouds and pretend they're elephants and shit. The only difference is I don't think those children are retarded.

[ - ] anon 3989632 1 point 2 yearsMar 6, 2022 17:19:30 ago (+1/-0)

Oh come the fuck on. I was excited when I clicked that link, but it was just a bunch of blurry photos of cherrypicked rocks that happen to have two or more holes in them. Skulls my ass.

The "boats" are just random rock formations with an end that looks slightly pointy.

[ - ] anon 4012874 0 points 2 yearsMar 7, 2022 02:40:19 ago (+0/-0)

We all know that those objects are manmade because the rover is in the Nevada desert some where, right?