My nephew turned 21 recently. He just picked up a bottle of rum even though he is not a drinker. He had two rum and cokes and passes out. I'm wondering why he is a failure.
I find out the next morning: he listened to some assholes online saying to pour four ounces into each glass. He did about "eight drinks" in two glasses in around an hour. Fucking moron. No wonder he passed out as a new drinker.
I work at a bar, and it's acceptable to drink at work. My coworker brought in some moonshine last night, still up and ready to go stand in my wagie cage.
Ugh, moonshine. My older brother somehow found some of that ...
That'll make you blind! Bankors(sp?) rum tastes like heaven compared to moonshine.
E: Senior Week, decades ago, I brought a large jug of Bankor's Rum to make rum lemon slushies. Boy, was that a failure. We would drink anything being under age. The bottle of Bankor's rum came back with us (why we just didn't throw it out, no clue).
It was actually really nice. Closer to a cinnamon apple brandy than straight Kentucky shine. Between that and a couple beers from the bar it made my disposition positivity charming and warm. Couldn't sleep when I got home, so now I'm running on empty, but fuck it. The job ain't going to do itself, now is it?
You got apple jack. That's not moonshine. Easy to make. Get some fresh unpasturized, no preservative apple cider, add yeast and sugar to boost the alcohol, let ferment for at least 10 days, put it in a freezer until the water freezes on the top. remove the ice and keep freezing it until there is no ice left.
Reminds me of back in my HS days. My buddy and I usually drank beer, but we got the great idea that it would be cheaper to drink hard liquor. We chipped together and got a bottle of Cutty Sark whiskey. That shit was so indescribably terrible that I remember the horrible smell to this day. The only way we could choke it down was to mix it with a shit ton of soda. We suffered through several weekends before we finally finished off the bottle because why waste booze? I'm surprised that shit didn't give me AIDS.
Cutty Sark is mid-range Scotch. You just don't like Scotch. You should have, yes, served cold with soda and lemon syrup, garnished with a candied fruit such as maraschino cherry.
What I did learn, years later, is there is a big difference between that CS swill and a 25-year-old Scotch. Not that the 25YO Scotch was actually good, but that it wasn't paint stripper shit like CS.
old cocktails were made because of cheap swill a strong ginger soda (Vernors is a good start) with a citrus wedge (I like grapefruit) will allow you to choke it down without ruining a good sipping whiskey
I lost the urge (effect) of alcohol, i guess it's been two years now. I NEVER learned ANYTHING useful while drinking. I NEVER solved any of my problems. I GOT more. I Think it may have been the revelation of some TRUTH after my mom died. I don't know. I don't make any connection. I just lost it. Now I don't drink (Occasionally (months apart) to SEE if the feeling has changed). But I'm HAPPIER for it. I DON'T miss those hangovers (or regrets). I definately DON'T miss the embarrassment (remembering what I DID), etc.
My opinion of drinking has changed greatly in the last few years. I no longer consider moderate social drinking or occassional drunkeness as neutral behavior.
It is inefficient behavior, and it encourages white people to be less white. Obviously its addictive.
In my youth, I wasted so much time and energy toward drinking that I could have put toward something productive.
It doesn’t “relieve stress”, it just relieves the mild withdrawal symptoms that every casual drinker has.
Whites need an edge. They do not need more empty dopamine hits from the multiple vices that globohomo offers us to corrupt us and enslave us. Please to not be an encouraging influence in this young man’s drinking habits. Whites need to stay frosty.
BTW studies have shown people with blue eyes are more susceptible to alchohol addiction.
Yeah, that checks out. Had a friend (female) drink 151 neat in a pint glass. Got about halfway before heaving. Ended up getting her stomach pumped at 4am.
Living an interesting life creates interesting stories.
Well it becomes clear why you hate WW so much since your were obviously birthed by a drunkard that let you run around like a savage and get blitzed at 11.
Its called neglect. Its what niggers do. Sounds like your whole family is a pack of niggers.
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That'll make you blind! Bankors(sp?) rum tastes like heaven compared to moonshine.
E: Senior Week, decades ago, I brought a large jug of Bankor's Rum to make rum lemon slushies. Boy, was that a failure. We would drink anything being under age. The bottle of Bankor's rum came back with us (why we just didn't throw it out, no clue).
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I sometimes drink bottom shelf warm from the bottle while listening to alt country like GG Allin's country album or Hank 3.
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a strong ginger soda (Vernors is a good start) with a citrus wedge (I like grapefruit) will allow you to choke it down without ruining a good sipping whiskey
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~WOPR
Applies to tic tac toe, thermonuclear war and apparently drinking.
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Never trust a man that can't drink two days in a row.
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It is inefficient behavior, and it encourages white people to be less white. Obviously its addictive.
In my youth, I wasted so much time and energy toward drinking that I could have put toward something productive.
It doesn’t “relieve stress”, it just relieves the mild withdrawal symptoms that every casual drinker has.
Whites need an edge. They do not need more empty dopamine hits from the multiple vices that globohomo offers us to corrupt us and enslave us. Please to not be an encouraging influence in this young man’s drinking habits. Whites need to stay frosty.
BTW studies have shown people with blue eyes are more susceptible to alchohol addiction.
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Always a crazy wine aunt
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Those things carry some nasty diseases I better run!
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The three tips that got me through college in Wisconsin.
Was it spiced or white rum?
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Having a gluten intolerance gets you off the hook. I tend to give as much shit as I get with the beer snobs; none of them can stand gin apparently.
https://newglarusbrewing.com/beers/ourbeers/beercategory/year-round-beers
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Living an interesting life creates interesting stories.
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Well it becomes clear why you hate WW so much since your were obviously birthed by a drunkard that let you run around like a savage and get blitzed at 11.
Its called neglect. Its what niggers do. Sounds like your whole family is a pack of niggers.
You should hang out more. From a rafter.
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Fucking faggot. Nobody likes a quitter
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You'd fold like a cheap lawn chair if anyone wanted to fight you irl
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But keep trying!
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Even dial is appalled by your faggotry
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Now youre just boring
And plain
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E: At least with alcohol, you only forget everything the next morning.
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She was a teetotaler
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Keep trying, you'll get the hang of it eventually!